->''"I'd like to think that from the seventies onward Brando stopped listening to directors and assistants and his always fuzzy conception of common sense and began taking orders directly from [[AlienScrappy The Great Gazoo]], the effeminate green space alien only [[TheFlintstones Fred Flinstone]] could see."''
-->-- ''TheOnion'' [=AVClub=] critic '''[[http://www.avclub.com/articles/my-year-of-flops-case-file-23-missouri-breaks,15164/ Nathan Rabin]]''', discussing Brando's unfortunate WagTheDirector tendencies

->''"Like a large number of men, I, too, have had homosexual experiences and I am not ashamed. I have never paid much attention to what people think about me. But if there is someone who is convinced that JackNicholson and I are lovers, may they continue to do so. I find it amusing."''
-->-- The man himself.
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