->''[[{{AcCENTUponTheWrongSylLABle}} I aM TORgo. I Take CARe oF THe pLaCE whILE the MASTer is awAY]].''
-->--'''Torgo'''

->''"For an amateur production, [[DamnedByFaintPraise the color came out very well]], however--and perhaps, by scrapping the soundtrack and running it with subtitles or dubbing it in [[UsefulNotes/EsperantoTheUniversalLanguage Esperanto]], it could be promoted as a foreign art film of some sort or another. [...] [[PoesLaw Someone is spoofing us]]."''
-->--'''Betty Pierce''', El Paso ''Herald-Post'' movie reviewer, [[https://web.archive.org/web/20160414133308/http://www.manosinhd.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/massaged-to-death.jpg November 16, 1966]]

->''Hero Massaged to Death in 'Manos--The Hands of Fate'''
-->--Headline to the above movie review
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