->''"About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by\\
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye\\
'See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built\\
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt.'"''
-->-- '''Bryan Bowers''', ''The Scotsman''

->''"I just cam' doon frae the Isle of Skye\\
I'm no' very big and I'm awful shy\\
The lassies shout as I go by,\\
'Donald, where's yer troosers?'"''
-->-- '''Andy Stewart''', ''Donald Where's Your Troosers''

->''"What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? On a good day, lipstick."''
-->--'''Creator/CraigFerguson'''

->''"A lot of people ask me 'Is anything worn under your kilt?'. I say 'No, nothing's worn. Everything's in fine, working order.'."''
-->-- '''Creator/MikeMyers''', at the 2006 AFI Life Achievement award ceremony for Creator/SeanConnery

->'''Commander Badass:''' What, a kilt? It's th' manliest way t' be pantsless.
->'''Jared:''' I always thought the manliest way to be pantsless was watching football on your couch in your underwear.
->'''Commander Badass:''' See, now yer assumin' that I wear underwear.
-->-- ''Webcomic/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings''

->''Now, the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury.''
-->--'''Groundskeeper Willie''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Bart's Girlfriend"

->''"Think how frightening it would be to have such a man charging at you, with his skirts flying in the air, flashing his great... big... [[LastSecondWordSwap bayonet]] at you!"''
-->-- '''The Khasi of Khalabar''', ''Film/CarryOnUpTheKhyber''

->'''Ryan:''' ''[Noticing Miles wearing Lindsay's [[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Ruby Rose]] cosplay costume]'' Wait... why are you wearing a dress?\\
'''Miles:''' ''[indignant]'' It's a ''combat skirt''.\\
'''Ryan:''' You gotta be kidding me. I'm in a ''kilt''. That's the original combat skirt.
-->-- ''WebVideo/TenLittleRoosters''

->''"So, the stories are true. Men in skirts!"''
-->-- ''Film/JackbootsOnWhitehall''

->''"Down with pants, up with kilts!"''
-->-- '''Bumper Sticker'''

->''"Anytime the wind is blowing - that’s when girlies’ eyes start glowing\\
Finally they think they’ll know - what’s under the kilt\\
Just because I don’t wear trouser - what’s the thing that so arouses\\
All of you in skirts and blouses - cotton or silk"''
-->-- '''Dr. Macdoo''', ''Under the Kilt''

->''"The kilt has certain ''considerable'' advantages. Especially if a chap's got ''sexy'' knees."''
-->-- '''Sir Lancelot Spratt''', ''Film/DoctorInClover''
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