->"BRING ON THE EMPTY HORSES!"
-->-- Hungarian film director '''Michael Curtiz''' calling for some riderless steeds

->"Another man who's been waiting anxiously in anticipation - his name is [[Wrestling/JeffHardy Jeff Harvey!]]"\\
"WEBA... WWE Championship"\\
"At One Night Stand, we'll see a [[WoodenKatanasAreEvenBetter Swing a Poor Cane]] match!"\\
"Chavo tapped off to Morrison!"\\
"And here comes [[Creator/TheCW CW]] [[Wrestling/CMPunk Punk!]]"\\
"The Samoan Bulldog, {{Wrestling/Umaga}}!"\\
"Dreamer is [[FreudianSlip taking it to]] Tommy Morrison!"
-->--'''Wrestling/MikeAdamle''', the voice of the {{WWE}}

->''"I mean, look, no matter how you feel about [[GeorgeWBush Bush]], watching him speak is difficult. It's likeó it's like watching a drunk man cross an icy street."''
-->-- '''Tucker Carlson''' on ''RealTimeWithBillMaher''

->''"But the point we would request of you is, that you will promise to forget this fellow -- to illiterate him, I say, quite from your memory."''
-->-- '''Mrs. Malaprop''', ''The Rivals''

->''"O villain! Thou wilt be condemned into everlasting redemption for this!"''
-->-- '''Dogberry''', ''Theatre/MuchAdoAboutNothing''

->''"Lisa's in trouble! Ha! The ironing is delicious."''
-->-- '''Bart Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

-> ''"One time my boss comes over and he says, 'I don't want you guys conjugating around the cash register like this.' And I'm like, 'Oh yeah? Well I am, you are, he/she/it is.'"''
-->-- '''Gary Gulman'''

-> ''"It was reported in ''New Scientist'' that an office worker described a colleague as 'a vast suppository of information'. The worker then apologised for his 'Miss-Marple-ism'."''
-->-- ''New Scientist''

->'''Goody:''' I don't want to buy the queen a present sir she's an Anti-Christ.\\
'''Fouler:''' I beg your pardon!?\\
'''Goody:''' Oh, no, I mean Anarchist. No, no, what's that name for someone who is out of date and does not matter anymore?\\
'''Habib:''' I think you mean an Anachronism.\\
'''Goody:''' Yes, that's right, the Queen is an Anachronism.\\
'''Gladstone:''' I though that was someone who was scared of spiders.\\
'''Fouler:''' No, no that is an Arachnaphobic.\\
'''Gladstone:''' I thought that was someone who was scared of wide open spaces.\\
'''Habib:''' No, that's Agraphobics, they can't handle going outside. Arachnophobics hate spiders.\\
'''Fouler:''' Look, we're talking about the queen.\\
'''Goody:''' [[SidetrackedByTheAnalogy Is the Queen scared of spiders?]]\\
'''Gladstone:''' Well I wouldn't have thought so, but it is starting to look that way.\\
'''Goody:''' Perhaps that is why she is scared to go outside, sir.
-->-- ''Series/TheThinBlueLine''

->''"It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man!"''
-->-- From some strips of ''ComicStrip/FrankAndErnest''

->''"From the tiny acorn grows the mighty ''elk''."''
-->-- '''Mickey Doyle''', ''Series/BoardwalkEmpire''

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