-->-- Hungarian film director '''Michael Curtiz''' calling for some riderless steeds

->"Another man who's been waiting anxiously in anticipation - his name is [[Wrestling/JeffHardy Jeff Harvey!]]"\\
"WEBA... WWE Championship"\\
"At One Night Stand, we'll see a [[WoodenKatanasAreEvenBetter Swing a Poor Cane]] match!"\\
"Chavo tapped off to Morrison!"\\
"And here comes [[Creator/TheCW CW]] [[Wrestling/CMPunk Punk!]]"\\
"The Samoan Bulldog, {{Wrestling/Umaga}}!"\\
"Dreamer is [[FreudianSlip taking it to]] Tommy Morrison!"
-->--'''Wrestling/MikeAdamle''', the voice of the Wrestling/{{WWE}}

->''"I mean, look, no matter how you feel about [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush Bush]], watching him speak is difficult. It's likeó it's like watching a drunk man cross an icy street."''
-->-- '''Tucker Carlson''' on ''Series/RealTimeWithBillMaher''

->''"But the point we would request of you is, that you will promise to forget this fellow -- to illiterate him, I say, quite from your memory."''
-->-- '''Mrs. Malaprop''', ''The Rivals''

->''"O villain! Thou wilt be condemned into everlasting redemption for this!"''
-->-- '''Dogberry''', ''Theatre/MuchAdoAboutNothing''

->''"Lisa's in trouble! Ha! The ironing is delicious."''
-->-- '''Bart Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

-> ''"One time my boss comes over and he says, 'I don't want you guys conjugating around the cash register like this.' And I'm like, 'Oh yeah? Well I am, you are, he/she/it is.'"''
-->-- '''Gary Gulman'''

-> ''"It was reported in ''New Scientist'' that an office worker described a colleague as 'a vast suppository of information'. The worker then apologised for his 'Miss-Marple-ism'."''
-->-- ''New Scientist''

->'''Goody:''' I don't want to buy the queen a present sir she's an Anti-Christ.\\
'''Fouler:''' I beg your pardon!?\\
'''Goody:''' Oh, no, I mean Anarchist. No, no, what's that name for someone who is out of date and does not matter anymore?\\
'''Habib:''' I think you mean an Anachronism.\\
'''Goody:''' Yes, that's right, the Queen is an Anachronism.\\
'''Gladstone:''' I though that was someone who was scared of spiders.\\
'''Fouler:''' No, no that is an Arachnaphobic.\\
'''Gladstone:''' I thought that was someone who was scared of wide open spaces.\\
'''Habib:''' No, that's Agraphobics, they can't handle going outside. Arachnophobics hate spiders.\\
'''Fouler:''' Look, we're talking about the queen.\\
'''Goody:''' [[SidetrackedByTheAnalogy Is the Queen scared of spiders?]]\\
'''Gladstone:''' Well I wouldn't have thought so, but it is starting to look that way.\\
'''Goody:''' Perhaps that is why she is scared to go outside, sir.
-->-- ''Series/TheThinBlueLine''

->''"It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man!"''
-->-- From some strips of ''ComicStrip/FrankAndErnest''

->''"From the tiny acorn grows the mighty ''elk''."''
-->-- '''Mickey Doyle''', ''Series/BoardwalkEmpire''

->'''D.W.:''' ''[shuts off faucet]'' It's called water conversation!\\
'''Arthur:''' You mean ''conservation''! And what it's really called is annoying your brother.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'', "Feeling Flush"

->'''Lenina Huxley''': Simon Phoenix has matched his meat. You really licked his ass!\\
'''John Spartan''': That's ''met'' his match. And kicked... ''kicked'' his ass.
-->-- ''Film/DemolitionMan''

->'''Principle Jindrake''': You may be under the impression that I encourage horseplay and malarkey, you're wrong, I don't encourage it, I excourage it.\\
'''Max Keeble''': Excourage?\\
'''Principle Jindrake''': It means the opposite of encourage. Look it up.
-->-- ''Film/MaxKeeblesBigMove''

->'''Nicholas:''' [[spoiler:Your dad]] has appointed himself [[JudgeJuryAndExecutioner judge, jury, and executioner]]!\\
'''Danny:''' But he's ''not'' [[Series/JudgeJudy Judge Judy]] and executioner!

->''"Careful, men. Search every cook and nanny--uh, hook and granny--uh, crooked fan-- ...Search everywhere."''
-->'''Doc''', ''Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs''

->''"You Don't Spit on Franchise/{{Superman}}'s cape, you don't [[ADateWithRosiePalms tug into the wind]], you don't cast Creator/JohnnyDepp in the [[Franchise/TheLoneRanger Old Lone Ranger]] and you don't mess around with [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse Marvel's]] Opening Weekend."''
-->'''Tony Goldmark''', [[WebVideo/SomeJerkWithACamera One Movie Later:]] Film/SpiderManHomecoming.

->'''Todd:''' ''What's [[Creator/JohnUpdike Updike]]?''
->'''Mr. Peanutbutter:''' ''"Not much dike, what's up with you? [[Main/ComicallyMissingThePoint Is it okay to say that?]]"''
-->'''WesternAnimation/BojackHorseman,''' ''Start Spreading the News.''

-> ''"Chicken, chicken, chitchen, kitchen... Oh, man... I'm getting hungry."''
--> '''Mr. Lugnut''', Quelf

->'''Peter Quill:''' See, [[IndyPloy not winging it isn't exactly what they do]].\\
'''[[OneSteveLimit Peter]] Parker:''' Um... What exactly is it that they do?\\
'''Mantis:''' Kick names, take ass.\\
''[five second long {{Beat}} in which Stark looks like [[ThousandYardStare he's regretting every single one of his life choices]]]''\\
'''Tony Stark:''' ...alright, just get over here, please.
-->-- ''Film/AvengersInfinityWar''