->''"I was raised on TV and I was [[TaughtByTelevision conditioned to believe]] that every black woman over 50 is a cosmic mentor.''
-->-- '''Jeff Winger''', ''Series/{{Community}}''

->'''Elroy (ConfessionCam):''' My name is Elroy Patashnik, and from 2006 to 2009, I was addicted to encouraging white people.\\
''[Cut to Elroy approaching a white man getting meatballs at a buffet]''\\
'''Elroy:''' All riiight... Now there's a man who knows his meatballs!\\
'''Man:''' ''[smiles]'' Thank you.\\
''[Cut to Elroy and a group of white men laughing]''\\
'''Elroy (Confession Cam):''' It started as simple survival. The tech industry in the [=90s=]? This face, this voice? They really gonna help you, or hold you back? So, you... tap the gas, because, well, why tap the brake?\\
'''Elroy:''' ''[to one of the men]'' Oh, you ''know.'' You ''know'' what you're doing. ''[puts his arm around the man]'' This man knows ''exactly'' what he's doing!\\
''[Cut to Elroy approaching a white couple sitting at a table with a flask]''\\
'''Elroy (Confession Cam):''' I learned the cheat code: White people like encouragement. It really doesn't matter what for.\\
'''Elroy:''' ''[points at the flask]'' Now ''that's'' a container for liquor!\\
'''Elroy (Confession Cam):''' I never felt like a sellout, I never laughed at anything unfunny, never said anything untrue! The thing is -- and this ''will'' sound racist -- white people are very discouraged, and very discouraging to each other.\\
''[Cut to Garrett and Stacey at the buffet]''\\
'''Stacey:''' Sweetie, you're getting meatball juice everywhere but your plate.\\
'''Garrett:''' I think I'm doing better than ''you'' are with your asparagus!\\
'''Elroy:''' ''[to Garrett]'' Ohhh, now ''that's'' the way to handle meatballs! ''[to Stacey]'' And look at you! Workin' that asparagus!\\
'''Elroy (Confession Cam):''' So, the day you start telling them "Hey! Just do what you're doing!"...\\
'''Stacey:''' I love you.\\
'''Garrett:''' I love ''you''.\\
''[Elroy winks in the background]''\\
'''Elroy (Confession Cam):''' ...you feel like a ''superhero!'' ... What's the danger? Why'd I stop? Well, same as anything else that makes you feel good. If you don't put a lid on it...\\
''[Cut to Elroy serenading a white man in front of all the wedding guests]''\\
'''Elroy:''' ♪ Ohhh, look... at these pants. Bow, bow bow. He should keep on wearin', keep on wearin' his paaa-haaa-aaaaaaaants! ♪\\
'''Elroy (Confession Cam):''' ...there's no lid.
-->-- ''Series/{{Community}}'', "[[Recap/CommunityS6E12WeddingVideography Wedding Videography]]"

!!!On works

->'''Jon:''' What about all the imaginary black people who help the white community, your [[Film/TheLegendOfBaggerVance Bagger Vance]]s, your Michael Clark Duncan in ''Film/TheGreenMile'', your Creator/MorganFreeman in really almost anything?"''
->'''Wyatt:''' Jon, I know you're trying to help but that is so patronising. Look those black men you mentioned, they're not imaginary, they're magical.
-->''Series/TheDailyShow: Wyatt Cenac on Imaginary Black On White Crime''

->''"In this movie, a black guy is accidentally put in charge of an advertising firm, and then revolutionizes the business with the built-in irreverent street wisdom all black guys in movies have. Since then, about 10 movies identical to it get made every year. Because like my college textbook said, years of research into marketing and advertising will never be as successful as a noisy man who [[UncleTomfoolery likes to dance and says 'motherfucker!']] at the end of all his sentences."''\\
-- '''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''' on ''Film/PutneySwope''

-> ''"If [[Film/TheDarkKnight this movie]] and Film/TheGreenMile have taught us one thing, it's that super-sized African American felons are the noblest men on earth."''
-->-- ''Film/TheDarkKnight'' Podcast/RiffTrax

-> ''Well, I'm just an old fool, of course, and I don't know much about politics or the like, but I do know that America's kinda like this here crabapple tree, John Fitzgerald Kennedy.''
--> '''Tracy Jordan''', 30 Rock

->''"The fact that people are poor or discriminated against doesn't necessarily endow them with any special qualities of justice, nobility, charity or compassion."''
-->-- '''Saul Alinsky'''

->''"The film opens with yet another voice over narration by Creator/MorganFreeman, extolling the saintly virtues of a white person who deserves our reverence."''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' reviewing ''Film/TheBucketList''

->''"Oh, hey, a supportive black person looking out for a lost white person! Gah, I havenít seen that in a movie since...every movie ever made, I think."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' in his [[Recap/TheNostalgiaCriticS3E21 review]] of ''Film/FreeWilly''