-->Mm! These crumpets are spongy like the brain of a pryon disease patient!

-->"The idea of math makes sense to me, but in practice it's like I got a kit for making a computer and ended up making a [[strike:fridge]] taco."

-->Oh good lord, Tropers/{{Haven}}. That just cured everything that was ever wrong with me mentally ''and'' made my numerous broken digits hurt a little less. Bonus points for including my little genderfuck term of endearment.

-->Enjoy life and then embrace death like an old friend with whom you've been play-fighting when it catches up with you!

-->''MaiChansDailyLife'' is surprisingly disappointing.

-->"Crossbreed a sandworm and a waterworm and you get a nice beachworm. It's so hot to watch. It's like watching really big spaghetti beat the shit out of itself."

-->"Horse penises make me slightly angry, but that's probably because of this dream I had."

-->"I tried, I failed, I ''still'' can't read sex scenes while eating and enjoy the food."

-->"So I'm an android? Awesome!"
-->That's more or less my reaction to anything like that. It was my reaction to finding out I had swine flu, minus the android, plus swine flu.

-->I love using science so soft that it melts.

-->"I prefer the Rotten Library to the regular site; you can't just arouse my curiosity with disgusting photos and then not give me the handjob of explanation."

-->"The internet is an octopus reaching up everyone's arse, baby."

-->"Like, oh no, here comes a dude named Pearl. We're so scared. And here are his partners, a doctor of some sort and Christmas. [[SarcasmMode We'd better run for it.]]"

-->I WANTED YOU TO GROW UP TO BE A DISABLED TRACK STAR SO SUE ME FOR CUTTING OFF YOUR LEG

-->It's the internet age! Everyone can be a celebrity if they have something resembling a talent or pretend they have something resembling a talent!
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