->''"Face it, Harl, this stinks! You're a certified nutso wanted in 12 states and hopelessly in love with [[ComicBook/TheJoker a psychopathic clown]]! When did my life go ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes''?"''
-->-- '''Harley Quinn''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'' episode "[[Recap/TheNewBatmanAdventuresE21MadLove Mad Love]]".

->''"Love isn't brains, children, it's blood; [[LoveMakesYouCrazy blood screaming inside you]] to work its will."''
-->-- '''Spike''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

-> ''Everybody shoved him / I very nearly loved him / I said "Hey, listen to me / Stay sane inside insanity", / But he locked the door and threw away the key.''
-->-- '''Columbia''', ''Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow''

->'''Arkayna''': Give us the rings! It's the only way to destroy [[BigBad Necrafa]]!\\
'''[[TheDragon Dreadbane]]''': Which is why ''she'' must have them!\\
'''Zarya''': She ''[[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness tried to destroy you]]!''\\
'''Dreadbane''': Our love is... complicated.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Mysticons}}'', ''The Dragon's Rage''

->''"So, don't break me tonight.\\
This is crazy love and you know I'm gonna follow you home."''
-->-- '''Music/CarlyRaeJepsen''', "Curiosity"

->''You leave me high and dry\\
A rush comes to my mind\\
At the drops\\
Of blood you leave behind\\
Run as you might, my love will never, ever\\
Stop''
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj6ntDEEfeE "The Red Means I Love You"]] - '''Music/MaddsBuckley'''

->''"If I'm out of my mind, it's because that's what love is. Our own little slice of insanity."''
-->-- '''Cupid''', ''Series/{{Arrow}}'', "Draw Back Your Bow"

->'''[[Characters/BatmanTheJoker Joker]]:''' Okay, so just so we are ''completely'' clear, [[BrutalHonesty I do not love you at all]], and you are as important to me as a ''shit'' under my boot.\\
'''[[Characters/HarleyQuinnTheCharacter Harley]]:''' Uh-huh.\\
'''Joker:''' And that does not bother you at all?\\
'''Harley:''' No, siree!\\
'''Joker:''' All right, then, uh, I'm going to list some things, and if they are a red flag, you have the right to leave right now. Um... throwing you into a vat of acid.\\
'''Harley:''' Sounds good, yeah.\\
'''Joker:''' Getting you pregnant and actively ditching you.\\
'''Harley:''' Mm-hmm! Sounds good.\\
'''Joker:''' Throwing you into a volcano.\\
'''Harley:''' Good, good, always wanted to travel.\\
'''Joker:''' Oh, and I'm only telling you this [[PragmaticVillainy to avoid a future lawsuit]], you know; like, I ''would'' omit this if I could for cruel intentions.\\
'''Harley:''' Fully aware!\\
'''Joker:''' All right, and finally, I am totally willing to cut your face off [[ForTheEvulz purely for sick pleasure]].\\
'''Harley:''' ''(blushes)'' [[FetishizedAbuser That's hawt!]]\\
'''Joker:''' '''''HOT!?''''' ''(beat)'' You know, maybe I kinda ''do'' like you! Heh heh!\\
'''Harley:''' Ah, I knew I could get you to like me!\\
'''Joker:''' Heh. Ya got me! ''Now into the vat.''
-->-- [[https://youtu.be/f0VmfBGLdTs "Harley Quinn is not very smart."]] by '''WebAnimation/DoobusGoobus'''

->'''Mary-Ann Quinn''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You! Need! Help!]]
->'''Trevor Philips''': We! Both! Do! It's a recipe for disaster! That's why it's so perfect!
-->-- ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV''
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