->[[OvertOperative He's a secret agent]]
->[[NotAfraidToDie In the face of death, he laughs]]
->[[TheSmartGuy Coz he solves any problem]]
->[[{{MacGyvering}} With the use of arts and crafts]]

->[[BadAss He can kill you dead]]
->[[DoesNotLikeGuns without a single gun or bullet]]
->[[TookALevelInBadass It's like Mr Wizard hit the gym]] [[EightiesHair and grew a mullet.]]

->[[ChickMagnet He makes chicks cry]]
->[[EvenTheGuysWantHim You too, c'mon don't lie.]]

->[[TropeNamer He's the master]] [[MacGyvering of the jury-rig]]
->[[TropeCodifier That's a fact]]
->[[BeakmansWorld He's like Beakman]] [[XMeetsY and]] [[BillNyeTheScienceGuy Bill Nye on crack]].

->[[ImprovisedClothes Makes his clothes]]
->[[EightiesHair Cuts his own hair]]
->[[TooMuchInformation Shaves his balls with plastic silverware.]]

->[[JamesBondage If you're trapped, have no doubt]]
->[[LockingMacGyverInTheStoreCupboard Give MacGyver a shout]]
->[[CardboardPrison If there's any way out, he'll know.]]

->[[EveryDeviceIsASwissArmyKnife Watch as he saves your life with a Swiss Army Knife]]
->[[HandWave How'd he do that?]]
->[[TitleDrop This is the MacGyver show.]]

->[[WesternAnimation/ChipNDaleRescueRangers Ch-ch-ch-Chip and Dale!]]
->[[SuspiciouslySimilarSong I-I mean MacGyver. Sorry, it sounds a lot like Chip 'N Dale Rescue Rangers.]]

->[[{{Mooks}} Anyway, he escapes evil troops]]
->[[MasterOfDisguise With disguises made]] [[{{Squick}} of his own poops.]]
->[[TropeMaker Yes, he does because]]
->[[TitleDrop He's Macgyver!]] [[RunningGag He-ee's MacGyver!]] [[OverlyLongGag This is the MacGyver show!]]

-->-- "''Series/MacGyver'' Theme With Lyrics", '''Music/BrentalFloss'''

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