-> '''[[TheDragon Darth Vader]]:''' Luke, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. [[WeCanRuleTogether With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy]].\\
'''[[TheHero Luke Skywalker]]:''' I'll never join you!\\
'''Darth Vader:''' If you only knew the power of TheDarkSide! [[TheObiWan Obi-Wan]] never told you what happened to [[DisappearedDad your father]].\\
'''Luke Skywalker:''' [[FromACertainPointOfView He told me enough]]! He told me [[YouKilledMyFather you killed him]]!\\
'''Darth Vader:''' [[LittleNo No.]] ''[[BeamMeUpScotty I]]'' [[TropeNamer am your father]].\\
'''Luke Skywalker:''' [[ThisCannotBe No... that's not true! That's impossible!]]\\
'''Darth Vader:''' Search your feelings. You know it to be true.\\
'''Luke Skywalker:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOO!]] [[HeroicBSOD NOOOOOOOO!]]
-->-- ''Franchise/StarWars Episode V: Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack''

->'''Monarch:''' Hank, what if I told you that your mother was someone you've met before? And that your father was not your REAL father?\\
'''Hank:''' What?\\
'''Monarch:''' Hank! ''I'' am your real father!\\
'''Hank:''' N-No, you're not...\\
'''Monarch''' PSYCH! Oh man, I totally got you. You were all like, "Oh, daddy! You're my daddy!"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'', "Are You There, God? It's Me, Dean"

->'''Fernando:''' Claudius, I have something to tell you. I'm your twin brother!\\
'''Claudius:''' Gaah! But Uncle Teotonius is my grandson!\\
'''Uncle Teotonius:''' But, Charles, I'm your niece!\\
'''Charles:''' Teotonius, if I'm your aunt... Fernando, I'm your mother!!!\\
''(silence)''\\
'''All:''' It can't be! How could it be? Really, guys, think for yourselves...
-->-- ''GatoFedorento''

->''You... you are my mother?''
-->-- '''Roxy''' to Morgana, ''WesternAnimation/WinxClub''

->''I'M YOUR'' PAPI!
-->-- ''EddieGuerrero''

->''WHAT?!?!?! Zeke is [[spoiler:Yoh's twin brother]]?!''
-->-- '''The Yoh-Gumi's''' reaction to '''Mikihisa''' revealing [[spoiler:'''Hao''' to be '''Yoh's''' twin brother]], ''ShamanKing''

->'''Ragna''': ''What?''\\
'''Jin''': ''There's no way!''\\
'''Imperator Librarius''': ''So this cauldron... is not yet dust...?''\\
'''Ragna''': [[spoiler:''Saya... Saya'']]'', what the hell?''
-->-- ''VideoGame/BlazBlueContinuumShift''

->'''Dexter's Dad''': Dexter...I am your father.
->'''Dexter''': [gasps] That is not possible! Oh, no wait, you're right.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory'', The Muffin Man episode

->'''Dr. Evil''': Before you do that...Ow! ''*[[EvilSoundsDeep deepens voice]]*'' '''Know this'''. ''*activates VaderBreath*'' '''Austin...I am your father'''.
->'''Austin Powers''': Really?
->'''Dr. Evil''': ''*voice returns to normal*'' No, not really. I can't back that up.
->'''Austin Powers''': ''*nodding*'' Right. Idiot. Yes.
-->-- ''Film/AustinPowers: The Spy Who Shagged Me''

->'''Dark Helmet''': I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
->'''Lone Starr''': What's that make us?
->'''Dark Helmet''': Absolutely nothing! ''Which is what YOU are about to become.''
-->-- SpaceBalls

->'''Dark Helmet Man''': You're rightful place is at my side! You know it is true!
->'''Loke Groundrunner''': What do you mean? What does all this mean?
->'''Dark Helmet Man''': Loke, I am your...[[SamusIsAGirl mother!]]*moves back the cape revealing a pink dress*
->'''Loke Groundrunner''': NOOOOOOO!
->'''Dark Helmet Man''': And now Mama's gonna teach you a lesson in manners!*Hand's Hand appears and knocks Black Helmet Man off into space* Just Wait till your father get home!
-->-- [[http://youtu.be/0x1pxZoFJ90?t=26m32s Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle]]