--> Ben: "[[HollywoodTourettes My dick is hard for you!!]]" (the x-th time he unsuccessfully tries to pick up a girl)

--> Eric: "I '''am''' the lizard queen! [[IntoxicationEnsues Bring me all of your spam]]!" (on a party, [[strike:completely]] not at all drunk)

--> Jodie: "Yeah, I've fucked a few people... okay, [[ReallyGetsAround I've fucked lot of people.]] So what? I enjoy it. It makes me feel alive."
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