->''"And when we meet I'll be complete.\\
I'll shake your hand and kiss your feet,\\
confess my love and buy you flowers.\\
[[BreadEggsMilkSquick And eat your heart and absorb your powers]]"''
-->--'''Music/LemonDemon''', "Bill Watterson"

->'''Syndrome''': You know, I went through quite a few supers to make it worthy to fight you, but man, it wasn't good enough! After you trashed the last one, I had to make some major modifications. Sure, it was difficult, but you are ''worth it''! I mean, after all... [[ImYourBiggestFan I am]] [[CreepyMonotone your]] [[SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay biggest]] [[IronicEcho fan]]. \\
'''Mr. Incredible''': ...Buddy? \\
'''Syndrome''': [[ThatManIsDead My name is not Buddy]]! And it's not Incrediboy, either. That ship has sailed. All I wanted was to help you. I only wanted to help, and what do you say to me?

->'''Wrestling/TrishStratus:''' Mickie James, why do I know that name, Mickie James?
->'''Wrestling/MickieJames:''' Huh? Yeah, I'm like your biggest fan! I mean I've written you like a zillion times, I know you don't have time to write me back it's okay. You're very busy, I mean you're the women's champion, I mean you know but it's super nice to meet you I mean I idolize you! I love you Trish, like I want to be just like you!
->'''Stratus:''' [[HilariousInHindsight Okay]]?
->'''James:''' Yeah!
-->--''[[Wrestling/{{WWERaw}} WWE Raw]]'', October 10, 2005.

->''I thought we were going to get killed by people who didn't like us,'' Glod thought. ''Now I think it's possible to get killed by people who love us...''

->''Yup, these are my readers.''
-->-- '''[[Creator/TheSportsGuy The Sports Guy Bill Simmons]]''', on the eccentric behavior of his audience

->'''Richard Dean Anderson:''' You're into ''Series/MacGyver''? That show was so stupid. [[SarcasmMode "Oh, I'm [=MacGyver=]. I can make a bomb out of a banana peel and a toaster."]] [[MoneyDearBoy That show was just a paycheck to me, and nothing more]].
->'''Patty:''' (''shocked'') How could he say that? [=MacGyver=] is my world!
->'''Selma:''' Richard Dean Anderson just pissed off the wrong Richard Dean Anderson fans!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore"