->''"One day I was met by a delegation of [[Franchise/StarTrek Trekkies]] at my front door and when I asked them what they were doing here, they reminded me I had said to them 'I hope to see you again [[LoopholeAbuse someday soon]]'. They only understood what I meant after I ran to get my shotgun. Unfortunately, they were gone by the time I locked and loaded."''
-->--'''[[http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1zn4rq/ Robert Beltran]]'''

->''"Ever since Music/FKATwigs, the British singer with seal-shaped brows, has been seen with Creator/RobertPattinson, the Robsten crazies have screamed, ''[='=]PHOTOSHOP![='=]'' and other dumb shit...Because my life is sad, Iíve spent some nights drunkenly trolling through [=#Robsten=] on {{Website/Twitter}} and Iíve found that a lot of those crazies arenít 14. Theyíre grown mothers who spend their time [[DieForOurShip wallpapering their basement walls with pictures of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson]] because thatís not at all crazy."''
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/11/19/fka-twigs-says-that-being-with-robert-pattinson-makes-the-twihard-hate-worth-it/ DListed]]''''', "FKA Twigs Says That Being With Robert Pattinson Makes The Twihard Hate Worth It"

->''"And when we meet I'll be complete.\\
I'll shake your hand and kiss your feet,\\
confess my love and buy you flowers.\\
[[BreadEggsMilkSquick And eat your heart and absorb your powers]]"''
-->--'''Music/LemonDemon''', "Bill Watterson"

->'''Syndrome''': You know, I went through quite a few supers to make it worthy to fight you, but man, it wasn't good enough! After you trashed the last one, I had to make some major modifications. Sure, it was difficult, but you are ''worth it''! I mean, after all... [[ImYourBiggestFan I am]] [[CreepyMonotone your]] [[SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay biggest]] [[IronicEcho fan]]. \\
'''Mr. Incredible''': ...Buddy? \\
'''Syndrome''': [[ThatManIsDead My name is not Buddy]]! And it's not Incrediboy, either. That ship has sailed. All I wanted was to help you. I only wanted to help, and what do you say to me?

->'''Wrestling/TrishStratus:''' Mickie James, why do I know that name, Mickie James?
->'''Wrestling/MickieJames:''' Huh? Yeah, I'm like your biggest fan! I mean I've written you like a zillion times, I know you don't have time to write me back it's okay. You're very busy, I mean you're the women's champion, I mean you know but it's super nice to meet you I mean I idolize you! I love you Trish, like I want to be just like you!
->'''Stratus:''' [[HilariousInHindsight Okay]]?
->'''James:''' Yeah!
-->--''[[Wrestling/{{WWERaw}} WWE Raw]]'', October 10, 2005.

->''I thought we were going to get killed by people who didn't like us,'' Glod thought. ''Now I think it's possible to get killed by people who love us...''

->''Yup, these are my readers.''
-->-- '''[[TheSportsGuy The Sports Guy Bill Simmons]]''', on the eccentric behavior of his audience