->''May you bear a child and never give birth to it!''
-->-- ''Classic Irish curse''

->''Ugh, the miracle of life is such a snooze-fest.''
-->--'''Phoebe''', ''Series/{{Friends}}''

->''[[http://www.badassoftheweek.com/index.cgi?id=666559229159 Yushin]] was born in 595 after an alleged twenty-month gestation period which, if true, would easily have made his poor mother a candidate for Badass of the Week in her own right.''
-->--''Website/BadassOfTheWeek''

->''Honey, I don't mean to alarm you, but according to this calendar, I've been pregnant for '''seven years'''''.
-->--'''Kazumi Kato''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' 2015 calendar