->"I naturally gravitated to London, that great cesspool into which all the loungers and idlers of the Empire are irresistibly drained."
-->John Watson, ''Literature/{{A Study in Scarlet}}

->''"He who is sick of London is sick of life."''
-->-- From a suicide note

-> "''There's a hole in the world,''\\
''Like a great black pit,''\\
''And the vermin of the world,''\\
''Inhabit it,''\\
''And its morals aren't worth,''\\
''What a pig could spit,''\\
''And it goes by the name of London.''"
-->-- '''SweeneyTodd''', ''Theatre/SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet'', "No Place Like London"

->'''Mike Stamford''': What about you, just staying in town till you get yourself sorted?
->'''John Watson''': I can't afford London on an army pension.
->'''Mike Stamford''': And you couldn't bear to be anywhere else.
-->-- ''Series/{{Sherlock}}''

->''"Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON."''
-->'''Cousin Avi''', ''Film/{{Snatch}}''

->''"Oh, maybe it's because I'm a Londoner... and I love London Town!"''
-->''Maybe It's Because I'm a Londoner'', '''Flannagan and Allen'''