->''"Now pause the movie 'cos what I'm about to say to y'all is so damn twisted\\
Not only is there a man in his cabinet, but the man... is a MIDGET! MIDGET! MIDGET! MIDGET!"''
-->— '''Music/RKelly''', ''Music/TrappedInTheCloset''

->''[The executive] goes, "If you put that word on TV, there could be a protest of midgets on this building." And I said, "Promise?"''
-->--'''Creator/JohnMulaney''' on the word "midget"

->'''Wizard:''' I picked up this midget. He's very well dressed, Italian suit, good-looking, had a beautiful, tall blonde.\\
'''Charlie T:''' A lady midget?\\
'''Wizard:''' No, the guy was a midget. The blonde was a lady.\\
'''Charlie T:''' I got it.\\
'''Doughboy:''' Those midgets are funny. Sometimes I like to hold a midget.\\
'''Wizard:''' Yeah?\\
'''Doughboy:''' They're funny. They always want to sit in the front seat.
-->--''Film/TaxiDriver''

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