-> At this point you may have noticed something as retarded as it is awesome: Both the gun fight and the fist fight have exactly the same sound effects! This can only mean one of two things: Either the Pakistani punch out bullets (which would account for the solitary gun. It's just superfluous; when your fists are firearms, pistols are little more than condoms for your deadly intentions) or else literally every sound in Pakistani, from the crying of a newborn babe to the sizzling of a hot pan on a quiet Sunday morn, is gunfire.
-->-- '''Website/{{Cracked}}''' review of Lollywood movie ''Kalka''
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