->'''Steve:''' Gentlemen, I made out with a chick. She's an older woman...\\
'''Snot:''' How old?\\
'''Steve:''' She's eighty!\\
'''Snot:''' Dude, she's got ''wrinkles''!\\
'''Steve:''' So do raisins, but they taste pretty sweet!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''

->'''Joey:''' But you're ten years older than me!\\
'''Mai:''' I know! Creepy, isn't it?\\
'''Joey:''' ''* aside* '' Actually, this is the closest thing this show has to a normal relationship.
-->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

->'''Illyria:''' [[MySensorsIndicateYouWantToTapThat Your body warms. This one is lusting after me.]]
->'''Connor:''' Oh, no, I - it's just - it's the outfit. (embarrassed) I've always had a thing for older women.
->'''Angel:''' (under his breath) [[DealWithTheDevil They were supposed to fix that...]]
-->- ''Series/{{Angel}}''

->'''Skwisgaar:''' Guess what, you are a GMILF. That is a grandmother that I would like to...
-> [[[CurseCutShort Cue]] SmashCut]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Metalocalypse}}''
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