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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
->'''Tyson:''' Does anyone know where we're going?\\
'''Kai:''' Just zip it and follow me, okay?\\
'''Max:''' Sounds like they're married.\\
'''Ray:''' Yeah, no kidding.
-->-- ''Anime/BakutenShootBeyblade''
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[[folder:Fanfiction]]
->'''Asuka''': ''Shinji! Listen to me, dummkopf!''\\
'''Shinji:''' What is it, Asuka?\\
'''Asuka''': Hikari told me about AXL's Game Center! It sounds fun! I want you to take me there, okay?\\
'''Shinji''': I don't know if...\\
'''Asuka''': Stop being so hesitant! You're getting on my nerves!\\
'''Toji''': Not yet married, and she's already henpecking you...
-->-- ''Fanfic/TheChildOfLove'', Chapter 5

-> Geez... They sound married already ^_^'
-->-- [[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/1046790/008/ a post in the comments section]] of ''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'', on [[TheHero Shinji]] and [[ActionGirl Asuka]]

->'''Shinji:''' You know, if you flashed the class, I bet you could kill half the male population.\\
'''Asuka:''' Toji’s an idiot and Rei’s a liar.\\
'''Shinji:''' Toji’s been hospitalized and you never denied that quote from Rei.\\
'''Asuka:''' Alright, she’s a horrible exaggerator! Happy now?\\
'''Shinji:''' No! This shirt was brand ''new''.\\
'''Asuka:''' Gah! Why must you take her side?\\
'''Shinji:''' I’m not. I just enjoy winding you up, or have you not figured that out by now?
-->-- ''Fanfic/ThousandShinji''
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[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
->'''Chucky''': What are you doing? (''Tiffany throws a plate at him'') What would Martha Stewert say?\\
'''Tiffany''': FUCK Martha Stewert! Martha Stewert can kiss my shiny, plastic butt! Here I am, slaving away over a hot stove, making cookies, making Swedish meatballs, and for what?! For a man who doesn't appreciate me! For a man who can't even wash one FUCKING dish! For a man who isn't even a man at all where it counts, if you catch my drift! (''turns to Jade'') Take it from me, honey! Plastic is no substitute for a nice hunk of wood!\\
'''Chucky''': (''turns to Jesse'') [[Funny/ChildsPlay And you're complaining last night]]. (''turns back to Tiffany'') Any guy would need a hunk of plastic, PROBABLY battery-operated, to get a reaction out of you in bed! And by the way, WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN TO BAKE?!!
-->-- ''Film/BrideOfChucky''

->''[After being imprisoned for [[ItMakesSenseInContext destroying a shipyard]].]''\\
'''Dr. Watson:''' I haven't slept all night. Not a wink. Why I ever believed that I would get to have tea with Mary's parents is beyond me, having been talked into going with you.\\
'''Sherlock Holmes:''' We were set upon, man. It was self-defense.\\
'''Watson:''' I've been reviewing my notes of our exploits over the last seven months. Would you like to hear my conclusion? ''[Holmes reacts non-comittally]'' I am psychologically disturbed.\\
'''Holmes:''' How so?\\
'''Watson:''' Why else would I be continually led into situations where you deliberately withhold your plans from me? Why else?!\\
'''Holmes:''' You've never complained about my methods before.\\
'''Watson:''' I'm not complaining.\\
'''Holmes:''' ''[Petty and snide]'' You're not? What do you call this?\\
'''Watson:''' ''[Riled]'' How -- how am I complaining?! I never complain! When do I complain about you practicing the violin at three in the morning? Or your mess? Your general lack of hygiene or the fact that you steal my clothes?!\\
'''Holmes:''' Uhh, we have a ''barter system''--\\
'''Watson:''' ''[Warming up to the subject]'' When do I complain about you setting fire to my rooms?!\\
'''Holmes:''' ''Our'' rooms.\\
'''Watson:''' ''The'' rooms! When do I complain that you experiment on my dog?!\\
'''Holmes:''' ''Our'' dog.\\
'''Watson:''' ''[Spluttering]'' On the--the-- ''the dog''!\\
'''Holmes:''' ''[Speaking over Watson]'' Gladstone is ''our dog''.\\
'''Watson:''' Where I ''do'' take issue is your campaign to sabotage my relationship with Mary!\\
''[Sullen pause]''\\
'''Holmes:''' I understand.\\
'''Watson:''' ''[Skeptical]'' Do you?\\
'''Holmes:''' I do.\\
'''Watson:''' I don't think you do...\\
'''Holmes:''' You're overtired.\\
'''Watson:''' Yes.\\
'''Holmes:''' You're feeling sensitive.\\
'''Watson:''' I'm not sensitive...\\
'''Holmes:''' What you need is rest. My brother Mycroft has a small estate near Chichester. Beautiful grounds. There's a folly. We could throw a lamb on the spit.\\
'''Watson:''' "We"?! Holmes, if I were to go to the countryside, it would be with my future wife!\\
'''Holmes:''' ''[[[GreenEyedMonster Resentfully]]]'' Well certainly, if we ''must'' have her along...\\
'''Watson:''' No, not ''you'', Mary and I! You are not--\\
'''Holmes:''' What? Invited? Why would I not be invited to my own brother's country home? Watson, now ''you're'' not making any sense!\\
'''Watson:''' ''You're not human!!!''
-->--''Film/SherlockHolmes2009''
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[[folder:Literature]]
->She and Bunny had a relationship the likes of which I had seldom seen except in couples married for twenty years or more, a relationship which vacillated between the touching and the annoying. In her dealings with him she was very bossy and businesslike, treating him in much the same way she handled her kindergarten pupils; he responded in kind, alternately wheedling, affectionate, or sulky. Most of the time he bore her nagging patiently, but when he did not, terrible fights ensued.
-->-- '''Richard''' characterizing the relationship between '''Bunny''' and '''Marion''', ''Literature/TheSecretHistory'',

->'''Mayor Snaplaunce''': [Ben and Vestara], are they a couple?\\
'''Luke Skywalker''': No.\\
'''Snaplaunce''': [[DiscussedTrope They argue like one.]]\\
'''Luke''': So you are a couple with every one of your political opponents?\\
'''Snaplaunce''': Oh, well struck, Master Skywalker.
-->-- ''[[Franchise/StarWarsLegends Star Wars]]'' ''[[Literature/FateOfTheJedi Fate of the Jedi: Conviction]]''
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
->'''Penny:''' It's kind of nice. Look at us, I'm reading, you're reading. We're like an old married couple.\\
'''Sheldon:''' If we were an old married couple, the wife would serve iced tea and snickerdoodles.\\
'''Penny:''' I don't have iced tea and snickerdoodles.\\
'''Sheldon:''' A good wife would go to the store.\\
'''Penny:''' I want a divorce...\\
'''Sheldon:''' Good, on the way to the lawyers pick up some tea and cookies.
-->-- ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''

->'''Howard:''' Look, just for the record, we're not in an "ersatz homosexual relationship."\\
'''Raj:''' Well, then why didn't you say that to ''her''?\\
'''Howard:''' Why is it always my responsibility?\\
'''Raj:''' Oh, it's not "always" your responsibility. I swear, this is the same thing you did at the comic book store last week.\\
'''Howard:''' ...I can't believe you're bringing that up.\\
'''Raj:''' I didn't bring it up, you did.\\
'''Howard:''' (''through gritted teeth, glancing at Sheldon'') We'll talk about this ''later.''\\
'''Raj:''' Well, you always say that, but we never do.\\
'''Sheldon:''' ...You went to the comic book store without me?
-->-- ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''

->'''Richard Castle''': Okay. So you and I are married.\\
'''Kate Beckett''': We are not married.\\
'''Castle''': Relax, it's just pretend.\\
'''Beckett''': Well, I don't wanna pretend.\\
'''Castle''': Scared you'll like it?\\
'''Beckett''': Okay. If we're married, ''I'' want a divorce.\\
'''Apartment Owner''': Are you two like this all the time?\\
'''Castle and Beckett''': (''in unison'') Yes.
-->-- ''Series/{{Castle|2009}}'', "A Chill Runs Through Her Veins"

->'''Jade''': All I heard was "Hamster, hamster, science, science, Tori's boring, kill me."\\
'''Tori''': (pulls out muffin) [[SchmuckBait You want a muffin]]?\\
'''Jade''': Sure. (accepts muffin and takes a bite)\\
'''Cat''': You brought muffins?\\
'''Tori''': Oh, no, I found it under the seat.\\
(Jade spits out muffin and tosses it while Tori laughs)\\
'''Tori''': Not so boring now, am I?\\
'''Jade''': Alright, Vega, I'm gonna pull this car over and-\\
'''Cat''': You guys! I'm not gonna sit here and listen to the two of you fight for the next two hours!"
-->-- ''Series/{{Victorious}}'', "Car, Rain, & Fire"

->Listen, I've been married to Ava Morgenstern for forty-three years...
-->-- '''Auggie Matthews''' (age 6), ''Series/GirlMeetsWorld''

->'''Turk''': When Sam gets older I teach him about sports and stuff, and you're in charge of Izzy's emotional crap. We agreed, that's how we'd raise our kids.\\
'''J.D.''': "Our kids?" Turk, we're not married.\\
'''Turk''': Dude, we're a ''little'' married.\\
'''J.D.''': I know, I love it.
-->-- ''Series/{{Scrubs}}''

->''Don't play coy with me, Captain. I witnessed your little spat with Vash. Nor will I soon forget the look of anguish on your face, the pain, the misery. If I didn't know better, I would have thought you were already married!''
-->-- '''Q''', ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "Qpid"

->'''Secretary''': (''on phone'') Assistant Director Skinner's office... Oh, I'm sorry, he's about to go into a meeting. Yes, it may last several hours. \\
'''Scully:''' (''minor OhCrap'')\\
'''Secretary:''' You're welcome.\\
'''Scully''': (''whispering while fussing with Mulder's tie'') Mulder, please just keep reminding him you were drugged.[[note]]when he killed a teenage murderer wearing fake vampire fangs with a wooden stake, prompting his family to sue the FBI[[/note]]\\
'''Mulder''': Would you stop that?\\
'''Scully''': Couldn't hurt.\\
'''Mulder''': Just stop it! \\
(''Skinner opens his door and sticks his head out, making the others jump'')\\
'''Skinner''': Scully, Mulder...\\
'''Mulder''': I was drugged!
-->-- ''Series/TheXFiles'', [[Recap/TheXFilesS05E12BadBlood "Bad Blood"]]
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[[folder:Video Games]]
->'''Guard:''' These two bicker on like an old married couple.\\
'''Male Scientist:''' We ''are'' an old married couple!\\
'''Female Scientist:''' Who are you calling old!?!
-->-- ''VideoGame/BlackMesa''

->'''Cabot:''' Don't worry, [Abe and Parnell] are friends.\\
'''Caira:''' Friends? I thought they were married.
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Evolve}}''
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[[folder:Visual Novels]]
->'''Hinae:''' Hmm, you know, I've been thinking for a while now that you two are kinda like-\\
'''Takuru:''' Mmm?\\
'''Nono:''' What?\\
'''Hinae:''' Like a husband and wife.\\
'''Everyone Else:''' Huh?! What?!\\
'''Hinae:''' Like, a [[HenpeckedHusband loser husband]] who's always worried that his scary wife is gonna be mad at him.\\
'''Nono:''' Who are you calling a scary wife?
-->--''VisualNovel/ChaosChild''
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[[folder:Web Original]]
->'''Juice:''' kind of an interesting relationship dynamic between these two. be honest with you, i’ve never seen a happier couple. they just get in their little things sometimes\\
i think honestly since they’ve got such a solid foundation to their relationship they actually have the time and energy left over to argue about the little things.\\
[…]\\
'''Ten:''' I think every relationship has to have at least some of that, though. It’s like a … it’s kind of like a clutch in a transmission, right? It has to be rough so it has something it can actually grip onto. That friction is the only way anything changes.\\
'''Juice:''' that analogy sucks\\
'''Ten:''' Oh come on, it’s not that bad.\\
'''Juice:''' eh it kinda sucks\\
'''Ten:''' Well I mean, that’s us right? That’s our relationship. I think a third of all my interaction with you is accounted for by arguing.\\
'''Juice:''' we ain’t married though lady\\
'''Ten:''' Ohhh ho ho. And thank God for that.
-->-- ''WebOriginal/TwentyThousandTwenty'', Chapter 1

->'''Snape:''' Listen to you, quarreling like an old married couple.\\
'''[[YaoiFangirl Sirius/Lupin shippers]]:''' [[HoYay YAY!]]
-->-- ''[[Creator/CleolindaJones Cleolinda's]] Movies in 15 Minutes'': ''[[Film/HarryPotter Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban]]''

->'''[[VideoGame/StarFox Fox]]:''' Dude, what the hell got up your ass?\\
'''Falco:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Don't. Talk to me. About having stuff. Up my ASS!]] Okay?!\\
'''Fox:''' ''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]''\\
'''Peppy:''' Ah, pipe down already! Y'all sound like an old married couple!\\
'''Falco:''' Yeah, gee wiz, he ''fucking'' wishes.\\
'''Fox:''' God... You're such a prick!\\
'''Falco:''' Oh, good, then bite me!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/Nin10Doh: [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oL1PPxMzR0w To the 64th Power]]''

->'''Tucker:''' I'm still picking up the Reds' transmissions from when we broadcast that Lopez song. There's a lot of chatter.\\
'''Church:''' Well, are you at least getting any useful information?\\
'''Tucker:''' Nah, it's just the same two guys bickering like an old married couple. I've only been listening for like five minutes and I can already tell they're really in love. Why can't they see it?
-->-- ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue''
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
->'''Kid Flash''': So I'm your ninja boyfriend, huh?\\
'''Artemis''': Hey, I had amnesia. Remember? I completely forgot how truly annoying you are.\\
'''Kid Flash''': Oh, and you're the goddess of congeniality.\\
'''[[StealthHiBye Robin]]''': Sheesh, {{get a room}}.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/YoungJustice2010''
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