->''"I am happy now that George calls on my bedchamber less frequently than of old. As it is, I now endure but two calls a week, and when I hear his steps outside my door I lie down on my bed, close my eyes, open my legs and think of England."''
-->-- '''Lady Alice Hillingdon''', 1912

->"I sat on the bed, and she sat on another bed 30 feet away. Then, dear Ripely, my one true love, lay back and thought of England. And across the room, I lay back and thought of Wales and Scotland. And thereby, [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acts_of_Union_1707 union]] was achieved."
-->-- ''Radio/BleakExpectations.''

->June and Mama-Lou impatiently helped him off with his trousers. Richard thought of England, then remembered he wasn't actually English.
-->-- ''Literature/TheSerialMurders''

->'''Shaw:''' Don't think of this as cheating on your wife. Think of it as... [[HoneyTrap fucking for your flag]].
->'''Amos:''' ''(with mock gravitas)'' When in doubt -- close your eyes, think of England.
-->-- ''[[Film/TheAssignment1997 The Assignment]]'' (1997).

->"''Women'' have always been expected to lie back and think of England."
->"I'm not sure thinking of England has the same effect on a man."
->"I don't care what he thinks about, as long as he lies back! I'll do the rest."
-->-- ''Blott On the Landscape'', by Creator/TomSharpe


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