->'''Cop:''' You know why I pulled you over?\\
'''Fletcher:''' Depends on how long you were following me!\\
'''Cop:''' Why don't we just take it from the top?\\
'''Fletcher:''' ''[sighs]'' [[LongList Here goes]]: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and ''speeding''!\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Cop''': Is that all?\\
'''Fletcher:''' ''[pained]'' No... ''[Glances at the glove compartment, but the officer doesn't understand]'' I have unpaid parking tickets. ''[Opens the glove box and a huge number of parking tickets come spilling out]'' Be gentle.\\
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'''Guy in the Washroom:''' What the hell are you doing?\\
'''Fletcher:''' I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind?!\\
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'''Secretary:''' Boss, it's Skull. He knocked over another ATM, this time at knife-point. He needs your ''legal'' advice.\\
'''Fletcher:''' ''[calmly takes the phone]'' '''''[[LargeHam STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!]]''''' ''[calmly returns the phone]''\\
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'''Miranda:''' [[PostSex Mmmmmmm]]... that was incredible. Was it good for you?\\
'''Fletcher:''' [[InstantTurnoff I've had better]].
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