->''"So eat me! I'll become delicious, oven-baked apples for you! Doesn't oven-baked apples and your dear daughter make for a wonderful dessert? Aren't you a wonderful mother for raising such delicious ingredients?!"''
-->-- '''[[spoiler:Maria Ushiromiya's]]''' head on a platter addressing her mother, '''[[spoiler:Rosa]]''', ''VisualNovel/UminekoWhenTheyCry'', "Back Rank Mate"

->This little piggy went to market,\\
As mild and as merry as a lamb.\\
He smiled in his tracks when they slipped him the axe:\\
he knew he'd turn out to be WHAM!
-->-- ''Film/MrBlandingsBuildsHisDreamHouse''

->'''Ema:''' I can see the Lunchland car over there... far in the distance.\\
'''Phoenix:''' Hey, you're right. I like the cute design on the door. (I can see... a cartoon cow munching down on a juicy looking steak.)\\
'''Ema:''' ...Doesn't that strike you as a little creepy?\\
'''Phoenix:''' [[{{MST 3 K Mantra}} Just don't think too deeply about it and you'll be fine.]]
-->-- ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney'', "Rise From the Ashes"

->'''Jon:''' I hate movies about man-eating lions. How can an animal possibly prey on an innocent victim?\\
'''Garfield:''' Explain that to the chicken you had for dinner.
-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'', [[http://garfield.nfshost.com/1983/02/15/ February 15, 1983]]

->"Our tremendous narcissism led us to find any product 65% more appealing if it exhibited human traits. Thus, advertising was a fantasyland of dancing, talking and implicitly suicidal food."
-->-- ''[[Series/TheDailyShow Earth: The Book]]''

->''Estaban los tomatitos'' (The little tomatoes were)\\
''Muy contentitos'' (Very happy)\\
''Cuando llegó el verdugo'' (When the executioner came) \\
''A hacerlos jugo'' (To turn them into juice)\\
''No me importa la muerte,'' (I care not for death)\\
''Dicen a coro,'' (They say in chorus)\\
''Si muero con decoro'' (If I die with decorum)\\
''En los productos Del Fuerte!'' (In the Del Fuerte products!)
-->-- Late 70s[=/=]early 80s Jingle for tomato puree from the Mexican brand ''Del Fuerte''

->''"Howdy, everybody! I'm Hutsy the Hot Dog, and I want to be eaten by ''you!'' That's right, ''you!''"''
-->-- '''Hutsie the Hot Dog''', ''WebAnimation/TheFlashTub''

->''"You know, if you can't find any bacon, you could always consider trying a little bit of... jelly, perhaps?"''
-->-- '''[[Manga/BoboboboBobobo Jelly Jiggler]]''', ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''

->''"I just don't get it. Why would the chicken wanna make us think he tastes good? Doesn't he know what happens to tasty chickens?"''
-->-- '''Mikey''' [[ConversationalTroping discussing a commercial]], ''WesternAnimation/{{Recess}}''

->'''Miss Berry:''' "I want you to feel--- to the very best of your endeavor-- I want you to feel that one morning you ''woke up'' as one of these vegetables, one of these ''dear'' vegetables, nestling in the earth, warm in the heat and power and magic of growth, or striving tall above the ground, pushing through, bit by bit in the miracle of birth, waiting for that glorious moment when you will be..."
->'''Harriet Welsch:''' "Eaten."
-->-- ''Literature/HarrietTheSpy''

->''"We're the most important meal of the day!"''
-->-- '''Assorted talking food''', ''Series/SesameStreet''

->''"That's right! 'Cause us vegetables got plenty of nutrition to help you kids grow up big and strong! You wanna grow up big and strong, don't ya?!"''
-->-- '''Talking bell pepper''', ''Franchise/HelloKitty'', "Eating Our Vegetables"

->'''Yellow:''' "We're on the guest list!"
->'''Red:''' "[[DeadpanSnarker That's the menu...]]"
-->-- ''Advertising/MAndMs commercial''

->'''Pumpkin:''' "Hey, I'm a pumpkin! I wanna be turned into a delicious pumpkin pie! Not a coach! Who wants to be pulled all over the place by a bunch of horses?! Fairy tales are unfair to pumpkins!"
->'''Beans:''' "We're angry too! We're angry too!"
->'''Prairie Dawn:''' "But-- but-- but why?! Why are ''you'' angry, beans?!"
->'''Beans:''' "Do you know what happens to us in ''Jack and the Beanstalk''?! Jack's mother throws us out the window! What would you-- wouldn't you be angry too if someone threw you out the window?"
->'''Prairie Dawn:''' "Well, I guess so."
->'''Beans:''' "Guess?! Guess nothin'! We're healthy and delicious! We should be sauteed lightly, not thrown out the window!"
->'''Prairie Dawn:''' "Yes, I suppose you have a point there--"
->'''Beans:''' "There's no 'suppose' about it! Fairy tales are unfair to beans!"
->'''Apple:''' "What about me, huh? What about me? I put Snow White to sleep in ''Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs''. Now how do you think that makes me feel?"
->'''Prairie Dawn:''' "Uh, angry?"
->'''Apple:''' "You're darn tootin'! Apples are sweet and crunchy and good for you. So why do I have to be poison? Fairy tales aren't fair to apples."
->'''Produce:''' "Unfair! Unfair! Unfair!"
-->-- ''Series/SesameStreet''

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