->''"Jory, your penis is still on fire."''
-->-- '''Jonathan Paula,''' ''WebVideo/{{Is It a Good Idea to Microwave|This}} [[spoiler:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRj3dv_8qi8 a Dildo?]]]]''

->''"Hitler is number one!"''
-->-- '''[[http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/372155/january-25-2011/ Stephen Colbert]]'''

->''"Don't worry! I always carry a fresh jar of boy's urine, just in case."''
-->-- '''Nigel the Medieval Paramedic,''' ''Series/HorribleHistories'' [[note]]In Medieval times, boy's urine was used to cure Ringworm. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer No, seriously.]][[/note]]

->"'''''I LOVE LUCIFER! I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU!'''''"
-->-- '''Music/TechN9ne,''' ''Devil Boy''

->''"You seem to be a freshly-severed head."''
-->-- '''[[http://sisinmaru.blog17.fc2.com/blog-entry-957.html I Am Maru]]''', ''(English translation)''

->'''LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}}''': I feel like strangling a puppy!
->'''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''': SO DO I!
-->-- '''LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys''', in the first episode of their LetsPlay of ''VideoGame/MarioParty''[[note]]They're actually talking about their "multiple failed recordings".[[/note]]

->''I know that I should probably go to jail for this, but... [[SuddenlyShouting DUDE! MY MOM IS HOT!]]''
-->-- '''Chuggaaconroy''', in his LP of ''VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite''[[note]]He means the PlayerCharacter's [[StacysMom mother]], not his own.[[/note]]

->''"I decapitated Larry King."''
-->-- '''Dipper Pines''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "[[Recap/GravityFallsS1E3Headhunters Headhunters]]" [[note]]A living wax statue of Larry King that was trying to kill him and Mabel earlier with his fellow wax statues.[[/note]]

->''"Juicer than pigeon meat? I'm listening."''
-->-- '''Jim Sparkletooth''', ''WesternAnimation/TheCasagrandes''

->'''Earl Sinclair:''' And how's my little guy this morning?\\
'''Baby Sinclair:''' I DON'T KNOW WHY I MARRIED YOU!\\
(Hits his father in the head with a frying pan)
-->-- ''Series/{{Dinosaurs}}'' [[spoiler:Baby was doing a very comical imitation of his often stressed and sardonic mother, and him hitting Earl on the head with a frying pan is a RunningGag for the series.]]

->''"I’m probably the only wife on the planet that can come home to a sink full of bloody clothing and knives and think nothing of it."''
-->-- '''[[https://cinemassacre.com/2012/01/20/mrs-nerd-answers/ Mrs.]] [[spoiler:[[Creator/JamesRolfe Rolfe]]]]'''

->''"FANTASTICALLY moist."''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/WarningReadersAdvisory Derek the Bard]]''', continuing from [[https://twitter.com/derekthebard/status/164544128464601088 an earlier post]]

->''"It has fallen upon you to finish what began in Auschwitz."''
-->-- '''Sofi''', ''Film/TheUnborn'' [[note]]Jumby, the spirit that serves as the film's villain, was born from the tormented souls in Auschwitz.[[/note]]

->''"This is what happens when you're unhappy with what you got. Someone's husband eventually gets it."''
-->-- '''Chilli Heeler''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Bluey}}'' [[note]]A squabble between her daughters resulted in one of the garden gnomes she was going to buy, which her younger daughter pretended was her husband, falling out of their shopping cart, and shattering on the floor.[[/note]]

->'''Whitney Houston beats Bobby Brown to death'''
-->-- '''[[http://www.fark.com/comments/6936552/Whitney-Houston-beats-Bobby-Brown-to-death Fark.com]]''' headline

->'''Stewie:''' Oh! We did it, Brian! We made 9/11 happen, high five!
->'''Brian:''' Alright, yeah, high five!
->'''Stewie:''' Yeah, alright!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS10E5BackToThePilot Back to the Pilot]]"

->''"Wow, this game is so fun! You get to suck and hump everything!"''
-->-- '''Becky''', ''WebVideo/VideoGamesAwesome''

->''"You haven't died yet? There must be something very wrong..."''
-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Fluttershy]]''', ''WebAnimation/TurnaboutStorm'' [[note]]She's speaking to [[Franchise/AceAttorney Phoenix Wright]]. She thinks he's [[ADogNamedDog an actual phoenix]]--and that judging by his looks, he's about to reincarnate.[[/note]]

->''Life is alright in America\\
If you are white in America\\
Here you are free and you have pride\\
Long as you stay on your own side''
-->-- '''Theatre/WestSideStory''', ''America'' [[note]]This is a CallAndResponseSong between a type 1 and a type 2 {{Eagleland}}er.[[/note]]

->''"Can it be!? '''[[ThoseWackyNazis NAZIS]]!''' [[LargeHam A blessing from the heavens!]]"''
-->-- '''The Fat Mann''' reviewing ''VideoGame/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k-3naV3Hhc for the Sega Genesis]]. [[note]]He has been encountering generic cowboys and Indians through out the game, and was enthused that he finally encounters something that actually had something to do with Indiana Jones.[[/note]]

->''As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, I'm going to chop my dick off!"''
-->-- '''Creator/GeorgeCarlin''' [[note]]He was giving an example of [[ARareSentence a sentence no one had ever said]].[[/note]]

->''Kill\\
Just for the thrill\\
Over the Rockford Hills\\
And I don't think I'll stop until\\
A lot more blood is spilled''
-->-- '''Music/TheWarpZone''', "Jacking Cars" [[note]]Talking about playing ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto''[[/note]].

->''Shut up! At least the bunnies are on fire.''
-->-- '''Mac''', ''WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends'' [[note]]Bloo and Cheese couldn't agree on whether the soapbox car they made should be decorated with hot rod flames or bunnies, so Mac got them to compromise by decorating it with flaming bunnies, much to Bloo's annoyance.[[/note]]

->''I turned back towards Emily to see her… er, naked. Yeah, there was no way to say that without it sounding weird. Just remember the context please.''
-->-- ''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/192520/3/yeah-it-needed-more-ponies Yeah, It Needed More Ponies]]''

->''[Danny is on the phone, scribbling frantically with a pen that is out of ink, trying to get it to write]''\\
'''Danny:''' ''[angrily]'' OH, FUCK ME!\\
'''Guy on Phone:''' Excuse me?\\
'''Danny:''' [[NotHelpingYourCase I said "fuck me"]].
-->-- ''WebVideo/TheTourettesGuy'' [[note]]His pen ran out of ink, but he's on the phone, making it seem like a request to the other person.[[/note]]

->''Hold your fire! [[MistakenForRacist This man isn't Black!]]''
-->-- '''Future Trunks''', ''Anime/DragonBallSuper'' Episode 56 [[note]]Soldiers mistook Goku for his EvilTwin Goku Black.[[/note]]

->''Big brother I want you to give me your big juicy thick c**k and drench me with your hot sticky c** until I'm gasping for air!''
-->-- '''Sena''', ''Literature/{{Haganai}} NEXT'' Episode 2 [[note]]Yozora forced her to read a line from her HGame to prove ItsNotPornItsArt.[[/note]]

->''Remember when airplane hijackings were totally popular? All the coolest kids would go straight home from school and hijack an airplane. They couldn't wait, they were that into it. Then the backlash happened, and even the biggest fans of hijacking airplanes were embarrassed, playing it off as a lame phase they went through before moving on to the real cool terrorist crime, which was flying planes into buildings. Remember that? Guys? Remember?''
-->-- '''[[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=14654177060A30520700&page=19#comment-455 HighCrate]]''' on Website/ThisVeryWiki[[note]]explaining in the CondemnedByHistory cleanup thread his reasoning for cutting airline hijackings[[/note]]

->'''Anonymous''': your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?\\
'''wondyrwoman''': he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he's attractive so i'm going to get one more kid out of him. i'm not sure on the ghost front, i guess we'll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard\\
'''itseasytoremember''': [[spoiler:YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT VideoGame/{{THE SIMS}}]]
-->-- ''Website/{{Tumblr}}''

->''If she had told me her parents had drowned, I'd be the happiest man in the world!''
-->-- '''Roy Trenneman,''' ''Series/TheItCrowd''[[note]]Said parents died in a fire at [=SeaWorld=]. He's spent a lot of time speculating how this could even be possible.[[/note]]

->'''Frasier:''' Yes, well, Niles was getting on my nerves, so I had to go in and steal his ovaries.\\
(''Daphne walks by'')\\
'''Daphne:''' Now there's a conversation I'm glad I missed the beginning of!
-->-- ''Series/{{Frasier}}''

->''At least the Fresh Prince kidnapped a 12-year-old and got arrested!''
-->-- '''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''', "ONE HIT WONDERLAND: 'Bust a Move' by Young MC" [[note]]Todd was discussing Young MC's "Principal's Office", and compared it with Creator/WillSmith's similar comedy rap song "Parents Just Don't Understand". He criticizes Young MC's song on the grounds that his stories are all too weird to be relatable but not weird enough to be funny, whereas Smith went all out and made his stories of getting in trouble as outlandishly exaggerated as he could get away with.[[/note]]

->'''Larry''': "What's that on your nose?"
->'''Spongebob''': "White stuff."
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'', "Sponge Guard on Duty" [[note]]The white stuff was ice cream, and Larry thought it was sunscreen.[[/note]]

->''Well, I can't make love to a bush!''
-->-- '''Lina Lamont''', ''Film/SinginInTheRain'' [[note]]She's talking about the older meaning of "make love", meaning to flirt. The director is telling her to say her romantic lines to a bush prop.[[/note]]

->''Thaddeus, I'll take you over my knee, so help me!''
-->-- '''Betty''', ''Webcomic/ThePetriDish'' [[note]]Thaddeus is her adult son; she's making a joke because he's way too big to be "taken over her knee".[[/note]]

->''The dog's got my wiener!''
-->-- '''D.W. Read''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'', "Sick as a Dog" [[note]]She's a girl actually, and Pal the dog had stolen her sausage.[[/note]]

->''This guy thinks I work for [[BigBad Ganon]]? I'll calm his fears by throwing bombs at him.''
-->-- '''Joshua [=MacDougall=]''', ''WebVideo/ReallyFreakinClever'', "64 Things WRONG With ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina of Time]]'': Part 5" [[note]]He's trying to stop a Goron child from rolling so he could obtain the Goron Tunic from him.[[/note]]

->''We're just here to kill her. We mean you no harm.''
-->-- '''Christianne''', ''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum'' [[note]]The woman she and her girlfriend were there to kill belonged to an AlwaysChaoticEvil group.[[/note]]

->''Anytime I miss you, I'm gonna bake you and eat you!''
-->-- '''Linda Mitchell''' to Katie Mitchell, ''WesternAnimation/TheMitchellsVsTheMachines'' [[note]]She's talking about making cupcakes with icing decorations of her daughter's face while she's away at college.[[/note]]

->''Lucy! You got blood all over my school project!''
-->-- '''Lincoln Loud''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'', "Back in Black" [[note]]It was fake blood.[[/note]]

->''You were with your other love on our ANNIVERSARY?!''
-->-- '''Lori Loud''', ''WesternAnimation/TheCasagrandes'', "Flee Market" [[note]]She was referring to her boyfriend's workplace as his "other love".[[/note]]

->''I dug a hole in the sand for Grandma.''
-->-- '''Literature/LittleCritter''', "Just Grandma and Me" [[note]]They were at the beach and he buried her.[[/note]]

->''Killing makes me feel good.''
-->-- [[http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/rayparkerjr46.shtml This]] parody of the ''Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}}'' theme [[note]]They meant killing germs.[[/note]]
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