-> ''"Lemons are stories that explicitly depict sexual activities, so named because they leave a sour taste in one's mouth, if not other places. A lime is a lemon with most of the really good bits taken out."''
--> -- '''Gary Kleppe''', "[[http://www.garykleppe.org/fanfic/ffguide.txt A Guide to Writing Really, Really Good Fanfiction]]."

->"A Lemon-fic doesn't need to be vulgar. It just needs to make you check your parents aren't in the house. And a ''good'' Lemon-fic just needs to make you want to read the next chapter. [[ADateWithRosiePalms Except, one-handed]]."
-->-- '''Anonymous'''

-> ''"Now I know why they call 'em lemons. They leave a sour taste in my mouth."''
--> -- from ''Anime Detective: Crossover Crisis'', by Pearson "Doc" Mui.

->'''''Kasumi:''' Would you like something from the fruit bowl to finish with?\\
'''Kentaro:''' Sure! Let's see, you've got oranges, apples, grapes... is this a lemon?\\
'''Kasumi:''' Goodness, no. Just an ordinary fanfic.''\\
-- [[Manga/RanmaOneHalf Kasumi Tendo]] [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall dents the Fourth Wall]] in ''[[http://www.garykleppe.org/comics.html There Goes The Neighborhood]]'', by Gary Kleppe

->''So what are a [[PluckyGirl plucky]] [[IntrepidReporter reporter]] and a [[{{Superman}} super powered alien]] to do?
->Have sex, that's what they do. Knock boots, bumb uglies, grind genitals. [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Maybe they solve a crime, maybe they write an article for the Daily Planet, but the important thing is they screw like bunnies.]]''\\
-- ''[[http://two-of-us.svtometropolis.com/viewseries.php?seriesid=14 The Clark Kent and Chloe Sullivan Mysteries]]'' by Fire[[AccidentalPun bunny]]

->''They banged. TheEnd.''\\
-- ''Fanfic/LoveAtFirstSight'' gets down to the bare essentials.

->''"And then they all kissed-a Kevin and got-a super pregnant! TheEnd."''\\
-- [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros Luigi]], [[WebAnimation/DorklyOriginals "Sonic Meets Original Fan Characters"]]

-> ''"Let's act out my [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]] fanfiction. I'll pick something family friendly. (starts sorting) No no, not that one, eh...ohh, definitely not ''that'' one. Not that one either..."''\\
-- Mark the Tapir, WesternAnimation/SonicBoom season 2 episode 5, "The Biggest Fan". Picking out a SFW fic is harder than it looks.