->''"Alright, I refuse to be creeped out by Music/SelenaGomez's conflicting mix of [[OlderThanTheyLook baby face and banging body]]. I'm just going to concentrate on the low cut leopard print dress with the cleavage and just nevermind about any of the other. She's hyping [[Film/SpringBreakers a movie about bank robbers in bikinis]] that she stars in. She puts on [[OfCorsetsSexy corsets]] and shakes her ass. She's clearly an adult, fully within the bounds of the law and in no way wrong or inappropriate to desire or even look at with any sort of sexual arousal. [[TemptingFate Yes, everything is aboveboard. I am content.]]\\
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Dammit, I just looked at her face. Great, now I'm a disgusting pedo. Shit."''
-->-- The gossip blog '''Movie Hotties''', [[http://www.joblo.com/hollywood-celebrities/gossip/selena-gomez-is-an-adorable-wildcat discussing]] the dilemma of finding Music/SelenaGomez to be sexy.

->''"Here's a cool thing if you're making a game or something: [[Really700YearsOld Don't put an adult character in a child's body]]. It's really creepy! Another cool thing is don't also put them in [[AgeInappropriateDress garters and a bikini top]]? Someone please mail this information to the mayor of Japan. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go to jail for drawing this comic."''
-->-- ''Webcomic/AwkwardZombie'' (On [[VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening Nowi]]), "[[http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?comic=040813 Minor Setback]]"

->''"Well, see. That pervert over there grinned at me and said something about Asians looking like kids even when they grow up. Shitty way to break the ice, if you ask me."''
-->-- '''Dragon''', ''LightNovel/{{Baccano}} 1934 - Alice in Jails''