->''"Just take me wherever it is you people buy shi- ''[[NotInFrontOfTheKid stuff]],'' where you buy stuff."''
-->-- '''Older Joseph''', ''Fanfic/JonathanJoestarTheFirstJoJo''

->''"Oh, Vedika! Yeah, I've never seen this shi-- uh, something like this."''
-->-- '''Devin''', ''Webcomic/SleeplessDomain''

->''"I like a man [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything with a big]]...vocabulary."''
-->-- '''April May''', ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney''

->''"This week, our castaways will use this jun-building materials to build emergency shelters."''
-->-- '''Bugs Bunny''', ''WebAnimation/ToonMarooned''

->'''Shirley:''' What is going on?\\
'''Troy:''' We're trying to get Jeff ready for the fi-iiiiiii.... iiiighhhh... t. ''(whispers)'' I couldn't think of another word.\\
'''Jeff:''' Idiot. He meant we were figh- ...ting. It ''is'' hard to think of another word.
-->-- ''Series/{{Community}}'', [[Recap/CommunityS1E12ComparativeReligion "Comparative Religion"]]

->'''Lindsay:''' If you say no, you're just gonna drive him to Ann.\\
'''George Michael:''' Hey Dad, could you drive me to Ann's?\\
'''Michael:''' [[LittleNo Nnnnn]] YES!
-->-- ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment''

->'''Rocko and Filbert:''' ''[Opening the door, angry as all out]'' WHAT IN THE ''[Finds the deportation officer at the door]'' [=HELloooooo=].
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife''

->''Oh, son of a bi-bi...son of a bi-bi, son of a bi-bi, son of a bi-bi-bi...a gun. Heh heh! [[DoubleSubverted I bet you thought I was going to say "S-s-son of a bitch", didn't you?]]''
-->-- '''Porky''', ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Blooper Reel''

->''"Where is 'Hold Me Touch Me'? [checking photos] Kiss Me Feel Me, Clinch Me Pinch Me, Lick Me Bite Me, Suck Me F-- Ah, here she is."''
-->-- '''Max Bialystock''', ''Film/TheProducers''

->"For my own part," said Captain Aubrey, "I have no notion of disliking a man for his beliefs, above all if he was born with them. I find I can get along very well with Jews or even..." The P of Papists was already formed, and the word was obliged to come out as Pindoos.
-->-- ''[[Literature/AubreyMaturin The Wine-Dark Sea]]''[[note]]Aubrey is talking in the presence of his friend, Stephen Maturin, who is Catholic.[[/note]]

-> ''"And one of your fellow subjects has proven to be...difficult to reason with''" *[[{{Understatement}} Cue Omar wreathed in his own fire]]*
-->-- '''Archivist''', ''Webcomic/{{Chiasmata}}''

->'''Banner:''' Even if Barton didn't tell Loki about the tower, it was still all over the news.\\
'''Cap:''' The Stark Tower? That big, ugly...\\
''(DeathGlare from Tony)''\\
'''Cap:''' ...building in New York?
-->-- ''Film/TheAvengers2012''

->''Heh. You know, forgetting for a minute that we don't condone friendship, it's sort of... almost... uh... reprehensible. Totally and completely reprehensible.''
-->-- '''Miss Pauling''', ''Webcomic/TeamFortress2'', ''WAR''

->"You're being embarrassed as players. You're getting bent over and... Oh no, that's not gonna work at all. Y'know what? Bend over and block! Can somebody make a block, please!?"\\
"What are you guys doing out there on the secondary!? Get your head out of your... helmet! Get your head out of your helmet!"\\
"Can someone in this locker room catch a pass!? Son of a fff-father who's in the crowd tonight and is probably very proud of you!"\\
"Can't complete a pass. Can't block a rusher. This whole offensive line is a clusterf-... First downs! We need more first downs!"
-->-- '''John Crist''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS8lN257k-c "Degenerate Football Coach Gets Job at Christian School"]]"

->''"The border guard's massive...ly down in the dumps."''
-->--'''Leif''', ''VideoGame/BugFables''

->''"♪ Community Center is the... uh... uh... is the...... beeeeeeest. ♪"''
-->--'''Cricket''', ''WesternAnimation/BigCityGreens'', "Bleeped"

->'''Kiri''': Just be careful, please? Since you're kind of stupi-...brash, Youka.\\
'''Youka''': ''(thinks)'' It kinda hurts more when you correct yourself like that.
-->-- ''VisualNovel/KindredSpiritsOnTheRoof''

->''"She's got lovely big... blue eyes."''
-->-- '''Sid Boggle''', ''Film/CarryOnCamping''

->''"I need to interr-er... give him the help he needs."''
-->-- '''Colonel von Gutz''', ''Film/UpTheFront''

->"That's just it, Rainbow," I said. "Via careful observation of the execution of your cardboard-themed science project, I done come to the conclusion that there are certain peculiarities about, well, you, that make you uniquely resistant to the effects of the intelligence-augmenting science poison."\\\
"What exactly are you saying?" said Dash.\\\
"Basically," I said, "I'm using you as my secret weapon here because you're so gol-darn stup-"\\\
Dash blinked at me, looking wide-eyed and blank.\\\
"Stup... endously, uh, radical," I finished.\\\
"Hey yeah!" she said. "You're right! I'm way too radical to get slowed up by a bunch of dumb ol' trees! All right, I'm back on board with your plan, A.J.!"\\\
"Glad we got that straightened out," I said, keeping my voice carefully even.
-->--''Fanfic/{{Contraptionology}}''

->'''Granny:''' Whew.\\
'''Anju:''' "Whew"?\\
'''Granny:''' Err, "Whewww----would you like me to read you a story?
-->-- ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask''

->'''Oscar''': Ms. O, uh...can I have a...juice?\\
'''Oprah:''' ''NOOOOO-YES!''
-->-- ''Series/OddSquad'', "[[Recap/OddSquadS1E5ReindeerGames Reindeer Games]]"

->'''Olive:''' Question two: "What's your favorite food?" Unicorn said "carrot".\\
'''Oscar:''' Robot said... "carrot"!\\
'''Otto:''' Mummy said... "caaaaaaramel corn".
-->-- ''Series/OddSquad'', "[[Recap/OddSquadS1E11HowToInterrogateAUnicornTheBriefcase How to Interrogate a Unicorn]]"

->'''Matron:''' Do delivery-persons habitually wander unchecked in and out of your Ward, Sister?\\
'''Sister Chesterton:''' Only when Nurse Walton and I are both in here, Matron, going through all this sh-eer delight.
-->-- ''Script/CarryOnAgainNurse''

->''"Maybe I should retire to a nice, big beach, with a nice, big drink, and a woman with nice... big... bags of ice for my head!"''
-->-- '''Dr. Neo Cortex''', ''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot3Warped''
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