->''"Just a quick side note for any aspiring writers out there. What I just did at the end of the preceding paragraph was make a joke that will only be understood by the same people who will hate me for making the joke in the first place. Try to avoid this in your own writing."''
-->'''Cracked''', ''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-upbeat-songs-you-didnt-realize-are-depressing-part-2/ 5 More Upbeat Songs You Didn't Realize Are Depressing]]''

->''"And that puts a longstanding wrestling mystery to rest - Hogan drove the hummer! ''[beat]'' See, the old-school wrestling fans out there, they just got a chuckle out of that one. The other 99% of you? ''[makes a motion of his hand flying over his head]'' WOO!!"''
-->'''[[TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]''', reviewing ''SantaWithMuscles''

->"''You don't even know who I am!''"
-->-- '''BenjaminDisraeli''', ''FamilyGuy''

->'''[[DemonicDummy Handy]]:''' Even now, he sulks in his tree house like AchillesInHisTent!\\
''**Blank stares from the other supervillains**''\\
'''Handy:''' Achilles?... Literature/TheIliad?... It's Homer?... ''READ A BOOK!''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheTick'', "The Tick vs Arthur's Bank Account"
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