->''And here's to the girls who just watch.\\
Aren't they the best?\\
When they get depressed, it's a bottle of Scotch\\
Plus a little jest.\\
Another chance to disapprove,\\
Another brilliant zinger.\\
Another reason not to move,\\
Another vodka stinger.\\
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-- I'll drink to that.''
-->-- '''Joanne''', ''Theatre/{{Company}}'', "The Ladies Who Lunch"

->''Stritch!\\
All my co-stars cry out, "Put on your shoes!"\\
Stritch!\\
Who the hell drank all the booze?\\
And when I get drunk, the audience applauds!\\
Stritch!\\
Stritch, Stritch, Stritch!\\
I'm the queen of Broadway's boozing broads!''
-->-- ''Theatre/ForbiddenBroadway'', "Stritch"
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