->'''Steffi:''' Wait... Only you and Dad know about Kiwibot, right?\\
'''Ben:''' Yeah, we'll have to call the RBL tomorrow and get it registered.\\
'''Steffi:''' '''DON'T!'''\\
'''Ben:''' Eh?\\
'''Steffi:''' We can use Kiwibot to ''fight crime!!!''\\
'''Ben:''' You're... serious?\\
'''Steffi:''' It'll be awesome! I'd be just like ComicBook/IronMan!\\
'''Ben:''' Sure, if Iron Man was both stupid and dead. Hey Mister Frohlich, talk some sense into your daughter.\\
'''Heinrich:''' Hm? Hrm... ''*thinking*'' Justice + RBL Exposure + Pleasing daughter to be cooler than her mother = ... ''*out loud*'' I'm behind you a hundred percent!\\
'''Steffi:''' Hells yeah!\\
'''Ben:''' This is why your wife left!
-->-- [[https://www.kiwiblitz.com/comic/track-01-18 These]] [[https://www.kiwiblitz.com/comic/track-01-19 Pages]]

->'''Cho:''' Oh hey, it's stopping!\\
'''Reed:''' That might not be a good thing.\\
'''Cho:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Oh great. It's because there is another clearly-not-street-legal vehicle in front of it]]. And now the small one is running at the big one.\\
'''Reed:''' ...This better be good.
-->-- [[https://www.kiwiblitz.com/comic/track-02-02 This Page]]

->''Time for Kiwibot's [-(apparently)-] signature attack! '''Beak Shot!'''\\
''[beak skids of Arachbot's armor]''\\
''*thinking*'' It's not very effective...''
-->-- '''Steffi''', [[https://www.kiwiblitz.com/comic/track-02-04 here.]]

->'''Steffi:''' Looks like he left some obvious tracks at least. Activating... [[BuffySpeak lower... view window things...]]\\
'''Ben:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, you sound totally badass]].
-->-- [[https://www.kiwiblitz.com/comic/track-02-09This Page]]

->''Just remember that when the tracks end, [the invisible mech is] probably standing right in front of you.''
-->-- '''Ben''', [[https://www.kiwiblitz.com/comic/track-02-09 here.]]

->'''Steffi:''' Hrm... I forgot about a superhero name. This is important.\\
'''Ben:''' Is it really.\\
'''Steffi:''' Maybe something German?\\
'''Ben:''' How about the Kiwi Commando?\\
'''Steffi:''' '''''Fail.''''' Oh! I got a good one! Call me '''''BLITZ!'''''
-->-- [[https://www.kiwiblitz.com/comic/track-02-20 This Page]]

->''I wouldn't be a public menace if I wasn't good at this stuff!''
-->-- '''Raccoon''', [[https://www.kiwiblitz.com/comic/track-03-09 here.]]

->'''Raccoon:''' You're pretty lucky, you waited exactly where I planned my escape route!\\
'''Blitz:''' So you were about to steal the artifact?\\
'''Raccoon:''' About to? (:3)
-->-- [[https://www.kiwiblitz.com/comic/track-03-09 This Page]]

->''Steffi please tell me you are not doing what you are very obviously doing right now.''
-->-- '''Ben''', [[https://www.kiwiblitz.com/comic/track-03-18 here.]]

->''Sorry, but you look offensively boring.''
-->-- '''Gear''', [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=92 here.]]

->'''Gear:''' Yo, kiddos. Small favor to ask. Hold this for me, wouldja? ''*hands box to little boy*''\\
'''Girl:''' What... is it?\\
'''Gear:''' A bomb. ''*thumbs up and ;)*''
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=102 This Page]]

->'''Steffi:''' This would be so much easier if I could just beakshot 'er.\\
'''Ben:''' I'm going to ask you as nicely as possible to ''not'' murder someone in front of the police force.
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=107 This Page]]

->[Blitz slides out of an alley... and between Officers Strauss and Chris]\\
'''Chris:''' '''''!?'''''\\
'''Blitz:''' Woah, more of you!? [dashes off]\\
'''Chris:''' Hold up!\\
'''Kurt:''' Isn't that- [starts to follow]\\
'''Cho:''' [jogs up, out of breath] Strauss! Don't- ''*huff*''\\
'''Chris:''' [stops] Don't what?\\
'''Cho:''' Let her... ''*huff*'' ...escape. ...Damn, I need to work out more.
-->-- [[http://kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=127 This Page]]

->'''Steffi:''' I was wondering how you feel about participating in... questionably-legal-things.\\
'''42:''' Technically, my existence is illegal.\\
'''Steffi:''' Oh yeah.\\
'''42:''' I was also created specifically for gathering information, and I was thus programmed with a certain lack of regard for laws relating to privacy of data.\\
'''Steffi:''' You kinda just keep getting more suspicious.
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=145 This Page]]

->''[[spoiler:Now, before anyone asks: Yes, she has Kleptomania. No, it does not compel her to dress up as a Raccoon and steal things for mysterious third parties.]]''
-->-- '''Mary''' (Author), [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=153 here.]]

->''He acts like he's never been assaulted by an adorable child before.''
-->-- '''Mary''' (Author), on the security guard [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=165 here.]]

->'''Blitz:''' What are you ''doing'' here!? Do you have some sort of problem with me!?\\
'''Gear:''' Isn't that thinking a little self-centered? I may be here to kill you, but that doesn't mean it's personal.
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=178 This Page]]

->'''Blitz:''' I told you to get out of here.\\
'''Raccoon:''' Fine, it's none of my business. You to weirdos have your big sexy showdown without me.\\
'''Gear:''' ''HAH!''\\
'''Blitz:''' Wait what?
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=182 This Page]]

->'''Gear:''' ...What do you consider the difference between a criminal and a villain, for instance?\\
'''Blitz:''' ...Hateability?\\
[[[BeatPanel Beat]]]\\
'''Gear:''' ''HA HA HA HA!'' That's actually not too bad.
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=186 These]] [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=187 Pages]]

->[Steffi wakes up to find 42 watching her]\\
'''Steffi:''' ...42? What's up?\\
'''42:''' Mister Contractor asked me to keep an eye on you when he returned home.\\
'''Steffi:''' So you've been staring at me in my sleep?\\
'''42:''' Only for the last few hours.\\
'''Steffi:''' ...Good going, Ben. So much for ever sleeping again.
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=208 This Page]][[labelnote:*]][[TheRant In an alternate universe, Steffi woke up with a robotic eyeball in her lap.]][[/labelnote]]

->'''Cho:''' ...Are you going to be okay, kid?\\
'''Reed:''' ''*contemplative*'' ...Honestly, I don't know how I feel right now. I guess [losing my arm] hasn't quite sunk in yet. ''*deadpan*'' ...It might also be the drugs, which are pretty great.\\
'''Cho:''' Miracles of modern medicine.
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=211 This Page]]

->''Is this... what dying feels like?\\
Would I know... if I was already dead?\\
You must be able to tell, right?\\
That's right...\\
If I can still hear, I must not be dead.\\
I bet it's really quiet...\\
When you die.\\
I'm scared...\\
Of that silence.''
-->-- '''Steffi''', [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=224 here,]] [[spoiler:half-unconcious after her leg is shot off]].

->'''Heinrich:''' Where is 42? She usually greets me.\\
'''Steffi:''' Usually when I wonder that, the answer is '[[RightBehindMe right behind you]].'\\
[Heinrich and Steffi look over their shoulders]
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=229 This Page]]

->''Funny Faces are an acceptable substitute for compelling plot points, right!?''
-->-- '''Mary''', [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=240 here.]]

->''On the scale of ability to keep secrets, it goes something like Spy> Normal Person> Small Puppy> Steffi> Chandra''
-->-- '''Mary''', [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=251 here.]]

->'''Dr. Ghanem:''' We can talk details while I get some measurements. Now, I know Steffi thinks guns are cooler, but I think knives have more practical uses.\\
'''Reed:''' Wait, what?\\
'''Steffi:''' We're talking about your new arm! What kinda features do you want?\\
'''Reed:''' Oh! Um... I mean, I just want something normal-looking and sturdy, I guess. Something reasonable, y'know?\\
'''Steffi:''' ... :(\\
'''Dr. Ghanem:''' ... :|\\
'''Dr. Ghanem:''' ''*to Steffi*'' I had certain assumptions when you said this was a friend of yours.
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=257 This Page]]

->'''Reed:''' Shouldn't you be in school right now?\\
'''Steffi:''' I'm an eSchooler. I only gotta go in on test days.\\
'''Dr. Ghanem:''' ''I'm'' totally skipping a board meeting, though.\\
'''Steffi & Dr. Ghanem:''' ''*fist bump*''
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=261 This Page]]

->''Ben would not actually punch Steffi in the face unless he had good reason to. Which he might. But this is like, a METAPHOR. Also I just wanted to draw Steffi getting punched in the face.''
-->-- '''Mary''', on the [[CoversAlwaysLie Cover Page]] for [[https://www.kiwiblitz.com/comic/page-266 Track 13]]

->'''Ben:''' ''I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE SO MAD AT ME!''\\
'''Steffi:''' ''I'M NOT MAD AT YOU!''\\
'''Ben:''' ''THEN WHY WERE YOU THROWING THINGS AT ME!?''\\
'''Steffi:''' ''I WAS JUST GIVING YOU YOUR STUPID GEAR BACK!''\\
'''Ben:''' ''IN MY FACE!?''
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=279 This Page]]

->''Y'know what, never mind. As long as your dad keeps paying me as much as he does, I no longer care about your terrifying lives.''
-->-- '''Assistant Lady''', [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=283 here.]][[labelnote:*]][[TheRant *whisper* it's six figs, yo]][[/labelnote]]

->'''Someone:''' '''''Woah hey''''', katana tiger alert!\\
'''Mary:''' I can ALMOST guarantee you haven't heard that sentence before.
-->-- [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=298 This Page]]

->''Steffi is honest with her parent, and you should be too! Knowing is half the battle. No wait, please never take any cues from my characters.''
-->-- '''Mary''', [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=319 here.]]

->''Maybe you haven't heard... but this is '''my''' show. And it's the kind where [[NobodyCanDie nobody dies]].''
-->-- '''Blitz''', [[http://www.kiwiblitz.com/index.php?id=363 here.]]