->'''George Michael:''' Cousins can bunk together. That's why they call it "bunking cousins".\\
'''Lindsay:''' They call it [[TropeNamer "kissing cousins"]]?\\
'''George Michael:''' We're not kissing! That's the point!
-->-- ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'', "Marta Complex"

->'''Hinata''': [[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet O, Nejio, Nejio, wherefore are thou, Nejio?]]\\
'''Neji''': [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe Hinaette… my life were better ended than death prorogued… wanting of thy love!]]
-->-- ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'', ''Manga/RockLeesSpringtimeOfYouth'', Episode 17

->Her father is the brother of my mom. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? If anyone's gonna fuck my cousin, it's gonna be me. Out of respect.
-->-- [[Creator/JonahHill Donnie Azoff]], ''Film/TheWolfOfWallStreet''

->''I was feelin' pretty down 'til my girlfriend came around\\
We're just so alike in every way\\
I gotta say\\
In fact I just thought I might pop the question there that night\\
I was kissing her so tenderly\\
But woe is me\\
Who would have guessed, her family crest\\
I'd suddenly spy tattooed on her thigh\\
And son of a gun\\
It's just like the one on me!\\
Tell me:\\
How was I supposed to know we were both related?\\
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated\\
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose\\
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes\\
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?\\
No, no, no.''
-->-- Music/WeirdAlYankovic, "A Complicated Song" (parody of "Complicated" by Music/AvrilLavigne)

->'''Edward III:''' Edward, you must make an advantageous marriage.\\
'''Edward the Black Prince:''' But I want to marry my cousin.\\
'''Edward III:''' A man wishes to marry his cousins, this is natural! Yet, think of the realm. God, the cousins I could have--but no.
-->--''WebComic/HarkAVagrant'', [[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=353 "The Black Prince"]]

->But the day comes to an end and so [Comicbook/{{Superboy}} and Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}] head back to Earth.\\
[[http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pScx8BN4h3s/SsNtkLIiqkI/AAAAAAAAFeM/T5WENser1mc/s1600-h/sb+80-07.jpg There they find to android manned alien ships about to bathe the Earth in death rays]]. The rather phallic look of the alien ships added a little bit to my 'Clark hopes they could be kissing cousins' theory. I mean ... those ships could have been drawn any shape in the world.
-->-- ''Comicbook/{{Superboy}} #80'' [[http://comicboxcommentary.blogspot.com.es/2009/11/back-issue-box-superboy-80.html review]]

->'''Diddy Kong:''' So Dix, what say we skip the action-adventure platforming and get it on like Diddy Kong?\\
'''Dixie Kong:''' You do know we're like, related, right?\\
* ''beat''*\\
'''Diddy Kong:''' That's even better!
-->-- ''$00pah nin10doh!''