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[[folder:Comic Books]]

->Cuddly widdle bears of '''''death!?'''''
-->-- '''Tabitha Smith''', ''ComicBook/{{Nextwave}}''

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[[folder:Fan Fiction]]

->Here the author inserts an explanation. Most people think of rabbits as cute peaceful creatures - unless they have read ''Literature/WatershipDown''.\\
DOMESTIC rabbits may be that way, but wild rabbits can be quite belligerent, fight ruthlessly, and are pretty tough for something on their link of the food chain.\\
And Nabiki, who would normally stay back and say that it's not her problem, was at the moment in full blown berserk wild rabbit mode.
-->-- ''Fanfic/GirlDays''

->Oh, I've always liked rabbits. Tough critters in the wild, you know, real fighters. Besides, dogs are too much trouble, compared to rabbits.
-->-- '''[[Manga/RanmaOneHalf Ranma]]''', ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/380988/2/PARAGON Paragon]]'' Chapter #2

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[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->Pathetic? He's Hitler with a tail! This is ''Film/TheOmen'' with whiskers! Nostradamus didn't see this thing coming!
-->-- '''Ernie''', ''Film/MouseHunt''

->Attention! Attention! Ladies and gentlemen, attention! There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need your help!
-->-- '''Officer Lopez''', ''Film/NightOfTheLepus''

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[[folder:Literature]]

->Haymitch had his own troubles over in the woods, where the fluffy golden squirrels turned out to be carnivorous and attacked in packs, and the butterfly stings brought agony if not death.
-->-- '''Katniss Everdeen,''' ''[[Literature/TheHungerGames Catching Fire]]''

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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->'''Clarkson''': That is a, um, rabbit. I think it's going to attack me, look, it's poised.\\
(''camera focuses on a hare frozen and wide-eyed with terror'')\\
'''May''': It's very tame.\\
'''Clarkson''': It isn't tame, it's never seen a [[TheAllegedCar Lancia Beta coupe]] before and it's ''stunned''.\\
'''May''': [[DeadpanSnarker To be honest, I was pretty scared when I saw it.]] Why doesn't it just run off?\\
'''Clarkson''': What if it leaps up and bites my throat out?\\
'''May''': I'll laugh.
-->-- ''Series/TopGear'' goes to Africa and is slightly disappointed by the quality of its wildlife encounters

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[[folder:Tabletop Games]]

->Amusingly enough, I once had [an ''TabletopGame/{{Exalted}}''] game where I had a rating 5 familiar listed on my sheet. When the other players asked what it was, I didn't tell them. When they saw that I carried a hamster with me, they laughed, and thought my Familiar was something else...\\
Well, right up until they saw the hamster rip an ocean dragon to shreds.
-->-- Poster '''Nocte ex Mortis''', [[http://forum.theonyxpath.com/forum/main-category/exalted/110667-so-i-head-butted-the-ebon-dragon-juggernaut-malfeas-kukla-into-submission/page2 this thread]]

->Suffer the little creatures, for they may yet rise up and beat you senseless.
-->-- ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'', [[http://magiccards.info/od/en/239.html "Druid's Call"]]

->It's surprising how well cute and vicious go together.
-->-- Squirrel token card, ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''

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[[folder:Video Games]]

->[[GoodBadBugs I think I made the fish too hardcore.]]
-->-- '''[[WordOfGod Toady One]]''', ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress''

->What a cute little girl.
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX Jecht]]''' on [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXI Shantotto]], VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy

->[[PreAssKickingOneLiner Don't mess with a bunny!]]
-->-- '''Yarne,''' ''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening''

->[[{{Narm}} I think they are deadly poisonous Zanzibar]] ''[[{{Narm}} hamsters.]]''
-->-- '''Yozef Norden''', ''VideoGame/MetalGear2SolidSnake''

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[[folder:Webcomics]]

->'''Gabe:''' Don't just run over there and attack it. We should check him out first.\\
'''Gailgwynnych:''' It's a ''rabbit''. Look how big I am. I'm huge. Plus, I've got this sword. I think I can handle a fucking rodent, you ''pussy''... What are you doing? Help me! Cast a spell or something! HE IS THE RUINER OF WORLDS!\\
[...]\\
'''Kara:''' Did you help him?\\
'''Gabe:''' No. It turns out it was the king of all rabbits, indeed of all rabbit-kind. Their lord. The single template from which all other rabbits were wrought.
-->-- ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'' plays ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXI'' and encounters [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/11/12/ The Omega Hare]].

->'''Godhound''': Do not attempt to run, little morsel! We are Godhounds and we can smell fear! (''sniffs'') [[OhCrap Oh! It's me!]]\\
'''Bun-bun''': (''[[DramaticGunCock Ka-click]]'') I'm counting to three. Onetwothree.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance''

->Tell the ultimate bio-weapon to stop licking you.
-->-- '''Ervoth von Lucifuge''', ''Webcomic/{{Starslip}} Crisis''

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[[folder:Web Original]]

->What kind of mocking God created creatures with poofy ears and big black noses that don't want belly rubs?
-->-- '''Lore Sjoberg''', ''[[http://www.bookofratings.com The Book Of Ratings]]'', "[[http://www.bookofratings.com/marsupials.html Marsupials]]"

->[[EverythingsBetterWithPlatypi This]] is an animal [[MixAndMatchCritters so deliriously ridiculous]], biologists [[RealityIsUnrealistic refused to believe it could possibly be anything but an elaborate hoax]] when it was first discovered. To put this in perspective, these exact same biologists [[ArbitrarySkepticism believed that rotting meat spontaneously generated maggots and saw nothing wrong with pouring liquid heroin down babies' throats]]. Platypi are that ridiculous. [...] The platypus is mother nature's way of saying, "I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] cripple you."
-->-- '''Alex Levinton''' of ''Website/{{Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_15853_6-cutest-animals-that-can-still-destroy-you.html "The Six Cutest Creatures That Can Still Destroy You"]]

->[Nu Mou have] big furry tails, long and droopy ears like a dog, and their face finishes the rest of their cuteness. Of course these cute factors run away when you start to see them slaughter your team with powerful magic spells if you find them as enemies.
-->-- A Troper on ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyTacticsAdvance'''s premier magic-users

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[[folder:Web Video]]

->Don't [[{{Undercrank}} twitch]] at ''me'', buddy! I don't even have a name for you, yet! And I don't think it's within my right to name you!
-->-- '''{{LetsPlay/Markiplier}}''' to the future Bunny Bastard Bitch Balls, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB_4BnQe-qc while playing]] ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys3''

->They've even got pictures, and [[AllThereInTheManual the books certainly do tell you]] that they're sadistic fish fuckers who will pump 1.21 gigawatts right up your ass. I don't even have an excuse here. I still can't believe it. I have ''no'' memory of this, and I've ''read'' the instruction books! ...And yeah, in the ''Ultima'' [[http://wiki.ultimacodex.com/wiki/Seahorses wiki]] it says seahorses in ''Runes of Virtue'' have no interest in starting a fight with you -- but by God, they will fucking '''''[[VideogameCrueltyPunishment finish]]''''' it.
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''Franchise/{{Ultima}}: Runes of Virtue''

->'''Asuna:''' Sheeptar the Sheep King, your reign is at an end...\\
'''Klein:''' If that thing hadn't already killed seven of us, I'd say this is a really stupid boss.\\
[...]\\
'''Asuna:''' Sooo... how is ''your'' day goin'? You're lookin' pretty relaxed there, [[TermsOfEndangerment buddy.]]\\
'''Kirito:''' Ah, pretty good. This grass feels amazing...\\
'''Asuna:''' Cool, cool. You, uh, you wanna know what ''I'' did today?\\
'''Kirito:''' Not particularly, but I suspect that wasn't a real question-\\
'''Asuna:''' I WAS FIGHTING GOD-DAMNED SHEEPTAR!! ''[[SarcasmMode It was great!]] You shoulda been there!'' He was [[WallCrawl climbin' the walls,]] [[SuperSpit spittin' acid-]]\\
'''Kirito:''' We're still talking about a sheep, right? Not like a fluffy [[Franchise/{{Alien}} xenomorph?]]\\
'''Asuna:''' ''It's a really stupid boss!''\\
'''Kirito:''' Apparently not ''that'' stupid if it killed seven of you...\\
'''Asuna:''' (''sigh'') Twelve now, actually.
-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''

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[[folder:Western Animation]]

->You should have hacked it to pieces when it was still adorable!
-->-- '''Marceline,''' after the Dimple Plant becomes a giant mutated monster, ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime''

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