->'''Attendant:''' How do you deal with players who try to break the game?\\
'''Gabe:''' Lie to them. Rob them. Drive them mad. Concoct impossible scenarios whose only outcome is their death.\\
And then, when their eyes glisten with shame and rage, ''drink their tears.''
-->-- ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'', [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/03/29 "DM 101"]]

->''"Your bodies will remain undiscovered for'' (roll roll roll) '''82 centuries!'''"''
--> -- '''Jason Fox''', ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot''

-> '''Dave''': Damn! I rolled a one.\\
'''B.A.''': A one? Excellent! That gives me a chance to use the new Critical Miss rolls I just picked up.
--> -- ''ComicStrip/KnightsOfTheDinnerTable''

->'''Black Mage:''' You ever get the feeling that the universe is a vast, impersonal emptiness [[EverythingIsTryingToKillYou that exists only to hurt you?]]\\
'''Red Mage:''' Yes. It's how we know the DM is doing his job.
-->--'''[[WebComic/EightBitTheater 8-Bit Theater]]''', ''[[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2005/04/21/episode-543-no-loose-ends/ episode 543]]''

->''"Kill the bastards."''
-->-- '''Second rule for [=GMs=]''', ''TabletopGame/{{Paranoia}}''

-> ''As you can see I soon realized that Psycho Dave ran a game in roughly the same way that Warwick Davis in the film ''Film/{{Leprechaun}}'' [[JackassGenie granted wishes]]. Everything you said your character did was scrutinized for some way to screw you over and the dice ruled all. He was the only guy I know who used a random monster encounter chart for ''TabletopGame/CallOfCthulhu''. You haven't lived until you've had a character [[GoMadFromTheRevelation go mad]] because he saw a [[EldritchAbomination nightgaunt]] sitting in a restroom stall reading a copy of the [[ArtifactOfDoom Necronomicon]].''
--> -- '''Al Bruno III''', from the RPG.Net rant [[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13446 "A Night At the Inn, A Day At the Racists"]] and the Literature/BinderOfShame, describing the style of a particularly KillerGameMaster. And the D&D game being recounted would only get worse from there.

->''"'Freelic jumps into the pit [[SchmuckBait to gather the treasure!]]' Jay Jay nerdily proclaims, 'How much does Freelic get?' ...The camera switches to Daniel, whose expression is priceless. It's the look a DM gets when an otherwise sharp player does what could be the most blitheringly stupid, disasterous thing possible to his campaign and it's going to take him a minute to fully process a description of how dead Freelic is. ''Oh dear God, ''his face reads'', there aren't enough clerics in the world to rez this guy.''"''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/mazes-and-monsters/ on]] ''Film/MazesAndMonsters''

->''"A dragon? You only wish. I have read the entire KillerGM and RockFallsEveryoneDies pages in preparation for this moment. I have transcended the chains of pity and mercy towards other players. I am the lava flood and the T-Rex on the plains. I am the {{GMPC}} in all its horror, the GoddamnedBats in all their multitudes. [++[[LargeHam I am the spawner of overpowered monsters and the ender of life. I AM THE DESTROYER OF GAMES... AND]]++]'' '''''[+++[[EvilIsHammy I SHALL BE YOUR END!!!]]+++]'''''"''
--> -- '''[[PsychoForHire The troper responsible for running the traps]]''', [[EvilerThanThou taking offense at the thought of]] [[HopelessBossFight his throwing mere dragons]] at a tomb-raiding party, ''[[RolePlay/WorldWarX Hunt for the Ark]]''.

->''"This brings up the first issue I have with [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons D&D]]: There is no hope for you if you exist in this world. [[EverythingTryingToKillYou Nothing can be trusted.]] If the game master wants to kill you, you're dead."''
-->-Head Injury Theater, [[http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article73.htm CELEBRATING 30 YEARS OF VERY STUPID MONSTERS.]]

->''[[OffTheRails Changing the engine of a campaign while the car is in motion is a tough sell]], which is why the hiatus gives us some opportunities to approach these concerns in a broad way.''\\
'''You will note that the blade of a guillotine is also broad.'''
-->-- '''Webcomic/PennyArcade''', ''[[http://penny-arcade.com/2011/11/30 The Conflux, Part Four]]''

->''An evil GM gives the party fights they can't win and should run away from.''\\
''A killer GM gives the party fights they can't win and can't run away from.''
-->-- Source Unknown

->"I was nice enough to let you play in my world... and you ''ingrates'' repay me by ''rebelling'' against the master! ''Death'' to all players! I'll ''bury'' you in eternal night!"
-->--'''Yami Bakura''', ''Manga/YuGiOh'' manga

->"Your party falls into a pit that leads straight to Hell. Roll to see how painfully you die."
-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Comic Book Guy]]''', ''Comic Book Guy's Guide to Pop Culture''

->"Fine, you can have your little saving throws. Roll the dice!"
* Dexter rolls a 2 [[TheGMIsACheatingBastard but changes it to 49]]
->"Hah! Forty-nine! [[LargeHam You all FRYYYY!]]"
-->--'''[[WesterAnimation/DextersLaboratory Dexter]]''' and his friends, ''D&DD''