->''"As you know, I'm a cruel bastard, and if there's one thing I enjoy it's seeing another cruel bastard [[UnusualEuphemism get his cocoa]]."''
-->-- '''[[TheFlashmanPapers Flashman on the March]]'''

->''"The White House on Tuesday revealed that Osama Bin Laden was not armed when Navy [=SEALs=] found him, but they say he did resist them. Hey, White House -- armed, unarmed, not resisting, holding a bunny -- we're totally cool with you shooting Bin Laden."''
-->-- '''SethMeyers''', ''Series/SaturdayNightLive''

->'''[[BigBad Kurata]]''': No! Please! Take pity on me, Marcus!
->'''[[TheHero Marcus]]''': Pity's all I had for you, [[SayMyName KUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!]] {Punches him}
-->''Anime/DigimonSavers''

->''"Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores!"''
-->-- '''Tyrion Lannister''', '''Series/GameOfThrones'''

->''"We are the [[AlwaysChaoticEvil Black Dragonflight]]. We have rained destruction on the lands of Azeroth for thousands of years. The decrepit [[ReligionOfEvil Cult of the Damned]] worships death [[EvilVersusEvil and we shall be glad to oblige.]]"''
-->-- '''Serinar''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''

->''"Found me that slimy Hutt I was talkin' about. He's been gettin' fat an' happy all these years after crossin' me. Time he gets what's comin' to him."''
-->-- '''Skadge''', ''VideoGame/StarWarsTheOldRepublic''

->''"I cannot be caged! I cannot be controlled! Understand this as you die, ever pathetic, ever fools!"''
-->-- '''Irenicus''' to the [[AssholeVictim Cowled Wizards]], ''VideoGame/BaldursGate''