->''"Hey lard-fat! Those hard arteries don't stop bullets, do they?"''
-->--'''The Scout''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''

->''"At times it's hard to swallow scenes like that found in one episode where Conrad, already shot in the knee, no less, is able to elude [[LeanAndMean lithe bad guy]] Tom Skerritt, who even uses a truck in pursuit of the fat P.I. on foot. And yet, Conrad's weight works in favor of the show in some ways. If the villains can beat up big William Conrad, [[TheWorfEffect they really must be something]]. Indeed, poor Cannon is shot in many episodes and set afire at least once. He is a pretty big target, after all."''
-->--'''[[http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/69826/cannon-the-complete-collection/ Stuart Galbraith IV]]''' on ''{{Series/Cannon}}''

->''"Nice try, but the bullet was absorbed by my spare tire!"''
-->-- '''Detective Sergeant Bargearse''', ''Series/{{Bargearse}}''

->"You're carrying some extra weight around your midsection. You won't look as good in a swimsuit, but it's probably good in terms of shock absorption."
-->-- FlavorText for "A Few Extra Pounds", ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing''

->''"Every one of his body's vulnerable spots are so padded, my strongest blows do not faze him!"''
-->-- '''ComicBook/RedSkull''' on '''ComicBook/TheKingpin''', ''ComicBook/CaptainAmerica #378''

->''This fight also demonstrated [[DeconstructedTrope the main disadvantage to being a massive sumo fighter]]: You might be immune to all blubber-targeted attacks, but while you're [[MightyGlacier circling around very slowly]], your enemies are free to perform trial-and-error experiments on [[BoomHeadshot your brain]] to see which attack turns it off.''
-->-- '''Creator/{{Seanbaby}}''', ''[[https://www.cracked.com/blog/how-mma-proved-that-bigger-guy-usually-loses-horribly/ How MMA Proved that the Bigger Guy Usually Loses Horribly]]''

->''Hunting guides will still tell you that the minimum round to equip yourself with to ward off [[BearsAreBadNews a charging bear]] is the [[{{BFG}} 44 Magnum]]. Bears are just so huge, and also polar bears specifically, just have so much fat that it almost acts as kind of a lardy type of armor and they also have a decently thick coat of fur on top of that.''
-->-- '''WebVideo/BioArk''' video, ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_IcPvgfTTw What If the Biggest Bear Fought the Biggest Cat?]]''

->''"I'm a bit on the chunky side, so I've got a natural layer of defense, if you know what I mean."''
-->--'''Elegg''', ''VideoGame/GoddessOfVictoryNikke''

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