->''It ain't what you takin', it's who you takin' it from.''
-->--'''Omar Little''', ''Series/TheWire''

->'''Overture''': Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, riding through the land/Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, without a merry band/He steals from the poor and gives to the rich/stupid bitch!
->'''Mr. Moore''': What was that?
->'''Overture''': We said, 'He steals from the poor and gives to the rich'.
->'''Mr. Moore''': ...wait a tic. Blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.
-->--''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus''

->''Stealing is wrong -- unless it's from pirates.''
-->-- '''Katara''', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''

->''He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor''
->''Stood up to the man and he gave him what-for''
->''Our love for him now ain't hard to explain''
->''The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!''
-->-- '''[[{{Earworm}} The Ballad of Jayne Cobb]]''', ''{{Firefly}}''
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