->''In [[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} this world]], there are Grimm, monsters that hunt down humans. Humans eventually discovered Dust and fought back. However, you're not here for the story. You just want to see 3D girls and their weapons do crazy shit.''
-->-- Fanfic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10606151/1/Blind-Run-RWBY-Abridged Blind Run RWBY Abridged]]''

->''Don't get me wrong, I love Creator/JackBlack, Adrian Brody is great\\
Creator/NaomiWatts is delightful, my friend\\
But I didn't come here to see any of them\\
Get to the fucking monkey!\\
Get to the fucking monkey!\\
Get to the fucking monkey!\\
Monkey...''
-->-- '''Tripod''', "[[Film/KingKong2005 King Kong]]"

->''Oh no!\\
There goes Tokyo!\\
Go go Godzilla!''
-->-- '''Music/BlueOysterCult''', "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Godzilla]]"

->"So, would I recommend ''Mr. Willowby’s Wonder Tree''? Ye gods, yes! [[OneSceneWonder 13 seconds of]] [[MuppetCameo Muppets]] in a feature film is the most screentime they’ve gotten since 1999! Totally worth sitting through DustinHoffman’s WesternAnimation/BugsBunny impression.\\
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[[SubvertedTrope By which I mean,]] [[TakeThat please don’t go see this movie.]]"
-->-- '''Joe Hennes''' of [[http://www.toughpigs.com/ Tough Pigs]], [[http://toughpigs.com/2008/01/mr-mcallisters-wonder-disaster.html reviewing]] ''Film/MrMagoriumsWonderEmporium''

->"Clearly, the distributors had great faith in the reasons for the broadsheet-reading cinephile's reasons for seeing [[Film/NineSongs this film]]. And it had very little to do with the footage of Black Rebel Motorcycle Club."
-->--''Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit?''

->''"I conducted a brief experiment by asking in the text chat if anyone knew what the fuck the plot was about. Most people said 'nope,' some people said 'WAR' and then started quoting Edwin Starr lyrics, and one rather odd bloke asked me if I was Jewish."''
-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]],''' discussing ''VideoGame/{{Titanfall}}''

->''"Nowadays it feels like you shove couple of inept Cybermen into a story that clearly isn't designed for them and that should be enough to bring in the ratings (and it worked too)...The final indignity to this bunch of Cybermen sees the Cyberleader stabbed in the chest with an arrow.'' '''[[ArchaicWeaponForAnAdvancedAge An arrow!]]'''"
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2014/01/silver-nemesis-written-by-kevin-clarke.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS25E3SilverNemesis}} "Silver Nemesis"]]

->''"Much like [[{{Film/Batman}} the first]], this movie is really best when it stops pretending to have emotional weight and just goes for an army of expoding penguins."''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-returns-review/ on]] ''Film/BatmanReturns''

->''I punch Kakarot in the face. ''[BeatPanel]'' The %$#& are you doing still sitting there? Go watch the movie!''
-->-- ''[[http://neodusk.deviantart.com/art/Fandumb-79-Vegeta-Reviews-the-New-DBZ-Movie-551543976 Fandumb #79]]: Vegeta Reviews the New DBZ Movie''

->''So, yeah, that's all great, but do you think any 9-year-old kid gave two fucking shits about the plot of this movie? I know I didn't. I saw it in the theater opening day, and here's a perfect re-enactment, all for you. "What the Hell is this shit? I don't care what these people are talking about. Ooh, look back there, what game is this? Who the Hell are you?? Go back to the freaking ''[[Series/TheWonderYears Wonder Years]]'', you piece of shit! What game's that? Oh, you hear it? That's ''VideoGame/{{Zelda II|The Adventure of Link}}''. Oh, what games are they playing? Turn around. Come on, I want to see the damn games." That's what it was like, you'd see a few moments of a game, you'd get excited, and then it's back to the story.''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''Film/TheWizard''
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