->''He'd mess up every rescue / Man, that first mate was illin'\\
If I was one of those Castaways / I think I'd probably kill 'im\\
...\\
She said, "[[TheProfessor That guy]]'s a genius" / I shook my head and laughed\\
I said, "If he's so fly, then tell me why / He couldn't build a lousy raft"''
-->-- '''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "Isle Thing"

->''"Without my emotions I am thinking quite logically. For example, the reason they couldn't build a boat on "Gilligan's Island" is because it would end the series"''
-->-- '''Emotionless Timmy Turner''', ''FairlyOddParents''

->''[[MemeticMutation "If anyone listened to Jack Bauer, the show would be called '3'.]]"''
-->-- '''[[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer Facts]]'''

->''"Man; do they realize how many times they could've gotten off that island if it weren't for Gilligan? *beat* Why don't they just kill him?"''
-->-- '''Brighton Sheffield''', ''Series/TheNanny''

-> ''Found your pants! Series is over!''
-->-- '''Wyldstyle''', solving the central dilemma of "[[ShowWithinAShow Where Are My Pants?]]", ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie''

->''"Invasive Procedures is also the single biggest demonstration of the problems facing Quark as a main character. Quite frankly, hes a convenient tool for lazy writers to endanger the station. The first season had quite a few 'Quark does something illegal and/or stupid to get the plot moving' hooks in stories like Babel, Q-Less, The Passenger, Move Along Home and Vortex. Not all of them were entirely foreseeable, but it undermines the character to use him as such a convenient plot device, and it makes the regular cast look like idiots for keeping him around. Here, he makes an exceedingly stupid mistake with incredibly foreseeable consequences. Its hard to argue with Yetos assessment that, in [[TheMole letting a bunch of armed Klingons on to an abandoned station]], Quark is a 'stupid Ferengi.' ...This makes Quark look like an idiot, but also undermines the ensemble."''
-->--'''Darren Mooney''' [[http://them0vieblog.com/2013/09/23/star-trek-deep-space-nine-invasive-procedures-review/ on]] ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine''
----