->'''Ian Malcolm:''' God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man, man destroys God. [[LookOnMyWorksYeMightyAndDespair Man creates dinosaurs...]]
->'''Ellie Sattler:''' Dinosaurs eat man ... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint woman inherits the Earth]].

->'''Hammond:''' [[EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs Our attractions will drive kids out of their minds.]]
->'''Grant:''' [''meaning the attractions''] What are those?
->'''Ellie:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Small versions of adults, honey.]]

->'''Lex:''' It's gonna eat the goat?
->'''Tim:''' Excellent!
->'''Gennaro:''' What's the matter, kid? You never had lamb chops?

->''I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes,''\\
''and before long they were cloning DNA''\\
''Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors,''\\
''Well believe me, this has been one lousy day''\\
''Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark,''\\
''All the dinosaurs are running wild''\\
''Someone shut the fence off in the rain''\\
''I admit it's kinda eerie,''\\
''But this proves my chaos theory,''\\
''And I don't think I'll be coming back again''\\
''Oh nooooooooo!''
-->--'''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "[[FilkSong Jurassic Park]]" (to the tune of "[=MacArthur=] Park")

->'''Malcolm:''' Hey, whoa whoa, hold on a sec. You want me to go BACK to an island with dinosaurs? Have you seen ''Jurassic Park?'' Na na na, dat's OK, you deal with that yourself.\\
'''Hammond:''' Hey hey, c'mere for a second: [[IHaveYourWife I sent your girlfriend there alone]], [[AndYourLittleDogToo and Gigi]], have fun, good luck, bon voyage. (That's why you don't fuck with ''me''. Imma stay here and eat some fuckin' steak, drink beer, get a BJ from a goddamn dinosaur, I don't give a fuck! I'm John Hammond! How many billions do I have again? ''[counts fingers]'' Oh that's right. Hehhehehheh!)
-->--'''''Jurassic Park: The Lost World''''' as abridged by WebVideo/JonTron.