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->''"Yup, the shark had its slippers on, was relaxing on the couch, now it's hurriedly getting dressed while his wife shrieks at him, 'I thought you weren't doing jumps this late anymore!'"''
-->-- '''Mike Nelson''', ''Film/SpiderMan3'' {{Rifftrax}}

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->''"It was a shark. You jump the shark. [[SelfDeprecation Just like Homestarrunner.com.]]"''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner: Hallrunner''

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->''"They donít just jump the shark, they go back and beat the shark to death, then chop itís body into chum to attract more sharks! Which is cool. Heh. Chopped sharks."''
--> -- '''Jarry's Kid''', explaining the recent plot twists in {{Guilded Age}}

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->''"There is a longstanding and not particularly interesting debate over what the killing blow for the classic series was. I say it is uninteresting because it is, quite frankly, [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS21E1WarriorsOfTheDeep}} supremely]] [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS21E7TheTwinDilemma}} easy to]] [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS23E4TheUltimateFoe}} answer.]]"''
-->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/04/grounds-attacking-us-frontios.html Dr. Phil Sandifer]]'''

->''"Itís hard to watch The Twin Dilemma these days without getting a sense that weíre watching the show commit a form of suicide."''
-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2013/12/06/doctor-who-the-twin-dilemma-review/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Doctor Who'', "The Twin Dilemma"

->''"Iím no expert, but if a car had been flying around in space would you really be able to [[RagnarokProofing start its engine again]]? Who thinks up this crazy shit--oh yeah, Brannon Braga! Imagine the pitch meeting. ''"Okay, so ''Voyager'' is cruising through space where they come across [[ARareSentence an old truck hanging in space and when they get it on board they pick up an SOS signal in Morse code from a nearby planet where Amelia Earhart is chilling out!]]"'' Any reasonable person would do their best [[Series/TheApprentice Alan Sugar]] impression and say ''"youíre fired"'', but no, they jumped all over it and in a way you have to [[GiftedlyBad kind of admire]] that they did."''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2012/03/voyager-seasn-two.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', [="The 37s"=]

->''"The lesson to be learned from all this?\\\
Is there one?\\\
I mean, you ever heard the story about the snake? '[[TheFarmerAndTheViper Bitch, you knew I was a snake.]]'\\\
This is television. You can't expect it not to break your heart. If you expect greatness, pretty generally, you will be thwarted, just like in other mediums.\\\
What is rare, however, is a show to start so well and devolve to this level on so many facets of its creation and execution."''
-->--'''Neal bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville6-ep22 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}''

->''"More and more, I feel I am morphing into one of those guys who wrote the old Apter mags bemoaning the fact that [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vince]] had turned wrestling into a circus, longing for Ď[[NostalgiaFilter the good old days]]í that had long since past. These geezers (and I can call them that because I now am amongst their kind) would generally point to specific incidents that caused them to throw up their hands in defeat.\\\
What I am writing about today is one of the main causes for my waving the white flag."''
-->--'''''Website/{{WrestleCrap}}''''', [[www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/induction-bret-vs-vince-a-13-year-war-comes-to-a-craptastic-climax/ "Bret vs. Vince Ė A 13 Year War Comes to a Craptastic Climax!"]]

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->''"This prompts Kirk to make what I believe is the first ''Star Trek'' fart joke. Hard to believe that three films prior he was [[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan battling a villain who quoted Melville]], and now is an inch away from 'pull my finger.'"''
-->--'''{{WebVideo/SFDebris}}''' on ''Film/StarTrekVTheFinalFrontier''

->'''Matt''': Jump the shark! Jump the shark!\\
'''Pat''': I don't wanna jump the shark! ...Aw, we jumped it.
-->-- ''WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay: VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountryReturns''

->''"We've established that ''Renegade 3'' didn't so much jump the shark as repeatedly jump up and down on the shark whilst screaming 'Look at me, I'm Mr. Jumpy Sharko!'"''
--> -- '''Dr. Ashen'''

->''"Let me make one thing ''perfectly clear'': this is ''not'' jumping the shark. I'll repeat that again. This is '''[[BaitAndSwitchComment not]]''' jumping the shark. Oh, no, no, no, no. ''({{Beat}})'' This is jumping the shark, coming back, shooting it in the ''balls, raping it, EATING ITS FLESH, CONSUMING ITS SOUL, MOUNTING ITS HEAD ON THE WALL,'' '''''AND THEN DOING THE SAME THING TO TWELVE MORE FUCKING SHARKS JUST TO BE SAFE!'''''"''
--> -- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', on seeing the Rock Biter singing "Born to be Wild" in ''Film/TheNeverendingStory 3''.

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