[[folder: Film -- Live-Action ]]

->I'll be back! I ''always'' come back! (groans) But dying is such a ''bitch.''
-->-- '''Chucky''', ''Film/BrideOfChucky''

->You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when [[UnstoppableForceMeetsImmovableObject an unstoppable force meets an immovable object]]. You truly are incorruptible, aren't you, huh? You won't kill me, outta some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won't kill ''you'', because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
-->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''


[[folder: Live-action TV ]]

->Bullets don't seem to have much of an effect on me, darlin'.
-->--'''J.R. Ewing''', ''{{Series/Dallas}}''

->I am very difficult to kill. You should already know that.
-->-- '''Davros''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Resurrection of the Daleks"

->They survived. They ''always'' survive, while I lose everything.
-->-- '''The Tenth Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Daleks in Manhattan"

->OK, cutting to the chase: Not dead, back, big surprise, [[BlahBlahBlah never mind.]]
-->-- '''Missy''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Magician's Apprentice"


[[folder: Podcasts ]]

->'''Jay''': Of course, the overall stakes for this match are garbage because Triple H and Steph are ''[[WrittenByCastMember actually]]'' in power, so whatever happens--much like Vince [=Mcmahon=]--they'll just leave for a bit and then come back under a new kayfabe job title with the same power.\\
'''[[Website/{{Botchamania}} Maffew]]''': With mustaches and fake glasses.
-->--''WebVideo/OSWReview'' on Wrestling/TheAuthority, Ep. 45


[[folder: Video games ]]

->''Rule of thumb, Hassan: You can't kill the Messiah.''
-->-- '''Kane''', ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerTiberianSun''

->I've got more lives than I do arms!
-->--'''Ultros''' the octopus, ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI''


[[folder: Web Animation ]]

->No little mushroom person at any point says, 'Didn't this exact same thing happen not however long ago? Say, did anyone remember to press charges on Bowser ''last'' time he pulled this? Put in him prison or something? What exactly was stopping him turning around and pulling '''the same shit''' the moment Mario and the Princess were distracted with each other's '[[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow cakes]]'? See, people, this is why we need to introduce a ''constitutional'' monarchy.' (Yuk yuk!)
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', ''VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy2''


[[folder: Webcomics ]]

->You can't keep down the clown.
-->-- '''Creator/AndrewHussie''''[='=]s AuthorAvatar, ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''


[[folder: Web Original ]]

->This show has done everything that can be done with the Smoking Man. From villain to victim, we witnessed his fall from grace and eventual murder at the hands of Alex Krychek. So why did Carter feel the need to wheel him out once again for another final showdown? He's come back from the dead twice now -- he really is Lazarus...Despite the fact that he is seen to be enveloped in the flames of a missile in ''The Truth'' I am sure he would have continued to turn up like a bad smell had the show continued. Apparently the Smoking Man protected Mulder all of these years so he could see the look on his face when he discovered the date of the invasion [[BondVillainStupidity or some such bollocks.]]
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2014/08/the-x-files-season-nine.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/TheXFiles''

->Despite Batman’s best efforts to keep her from falling in, Catwoman [[DeathByIrony refuses to let go of her loot]], plunging downwards to an apparent death. It’s not, of course. Catwoman, and Newmar, will eventually return in Season 2 for an episode where she’ll try to murder the Dynamic Duo by cooking them on an oversized griddle.
-->--'''[[http://comicsalliance.com/the-batman-66-episode-guide-1x20-better-luck-next-time/ Chris Sims]]''' on ''{{Series/Batman}}'', "Better Luck Next Time"

->Like can we please have even a token explanation for why the Warlock is alive!? This guy gets thoroughly disintegrated and he just pops up at the house in this movie like ‘whatev‘.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2012/10/22/warlock-iii-the-end-of-innocence-eric-freiser-1999/ on]] ''[[{{Film/Warlock}} Warlock III: The End of Innocence]]''

->Even with the psychological advantage, [[Wrestling/TheUndertaker Taker]] lost to the [[Wrestling/RandyOrton Ortons]] at ''No Mercy'', then suffered the horrific experience of being locked in the casket, doused with gasoline, and burned alive!\\\
[[FleetingDemographicRule And he really hates when that happens.]]
-->--'''''Website/{{WrestleCrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/ortons-vs-undertaker/ " Possession is 9/10s of the law, but only 1/10 of what made this feud so stupid"]]


[[folder: Web Video ]]

->You're probably wondering why I'm still talking about [=LaCroix=]. Because you might also recall me mentioning that, by the end of both pilots, as he was pretty definitely ''dead as shit.'' Well, that's just fine: Because with flashbacks, you don't NEED a character to be alive to keep them on board! --except yeah, he's [[BaitTheDog totally still alive for some reason]]. I hope that's a satisfactory enough explanation for you, because that's all they ever give us. idk.
-->--'''Creator/AllisonPregler''' on ''Series/ForeverKnight''

->''([[BigBad Mother Brain]] is spinning out of control and is vulnerable)''\\
'''Kevin''': Into the WarpZone! It's too dangerous to finish her off!\\
'''Nostalgia Critic''': We're contractually obligated to keep stalling for three more seasons!
-->-- ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'' on ''WesternAnimation/{{Captain N|The Gamemaster}}''.


[[folder: Western Animation ]]

->''"When it's your head they wanna sever\\
And your blood they want to shed,''\\\
''You know you're gonna live forever\\
If everybody wants you dead!''
-->-- '''Mister Burns''', "A High to be Loathed", ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->What's the point of fighting? [[GenreSavvy You'll just defeat me, and I'll be back in a week or so.]]
-->-- '''Aku''', ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack''

->Oh who cares? I've been blown up, thrown down smokestacks, fed to sharks; I'm the Joker! I always survive!
-->--'''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold''

->'''Kevin''': I thought [[BigBad Vilgax]] was dead.\\
'''Ben''': Which time?
-->--''The Ultimate Enemy Part 1'' ''WesternAnimation/Ben10UltimateAlien''

->'''Vilgax''': Is this the thanks I get? After all, I am the reason you have the Omnitrix in the first place!\\
'''Ben''': Which you then tried to steal, which began a long tradition of me whipping your butt!\\
'''Vilgax''': It... No it didn't!\\
'''Ben''': [[SarcasmMode Yeah, you're right]]... [[ContinuityNod oh, except for that time I kicked you out into space! And that ''other'' time I kicked you out into space? And of that arena?]] [[WesternAnimation/Ben10AlienForce Oh, and we got blown up in the ocean]]... Do you see there is a pattern forming here?\\
'''Vilgax''': [[MoodWhiplash Oh, yes I do]]... [[LampshadeHanging you have never truly defeated me]], ''[[HannibalLecture because you don't have the guts!]]''
-->--''Vilgax Must Croak'', ''WesternAnimation/Ben10Omniverse''


[[folder: Real Life ]]

->On the subject of the Master, I always enjoyed how they handled this problem when the wonderful Anthony Ainley was playing the part in the 80s. He would get killed, definitively, at the end of every encounter with Creator/PeterDavison or Creator/ColinBaker, and then he'd turn up at the start of the next Master story, with roughly this explanation: '[[HandWave I escaped!]]' Suits me! I'm fine with that! Supervillains don't die, do they? So I wouldn't trust anything about that character's ability to lie down and stop breathing.

->I think that came from the fact that the very first time I played Weyoun he was killed, and that they realized that they liked the character! Necessity is the mother of invention, so they decided that the best thing to justify bringing him back was that he could be cloned. Then I think they saw the dramatic value of it, and the joke that [[TheyKilledKenny he's constantly dying but he comes right back]], even in the same episode. In the end they destroy the cloning facilities, but if you don't think that the Vorta are clever enough to not put all their cloning eggs in one basket, you're sadly mistaken. They're out there somewhere!
-->--'''Creator/JeffreyCombs''' on ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine''