->'''Noel''': Monsters don't kill people; people kill people. Does that sound about right?
->'''Mog''': (''chuckles darkly'') Truer words were never spoken, kupo. People are much more scary than monsters, kupo! We risked our lives to solve the case, kupo, and how does the government pay us? Not with gil, but bits and bobs and household goods, kupo! No one needs ten years worth of toilet paper, kupo! No one! I had no choice but to decline their offer. The government is evil, kupo! Humans are evil, kupo! (Fragment Discovered! Kalavinka Fragment You obtain 4500 CP! ... Item Acquired! You obtain a Toilet Paper Coupon!)
-->''[[FinalFantasyXIII2 Final Fantasy XIII-2]]''

->''"This is FAR from the strongest of swords! I feel so betrayed!"''
-->--'''Gilgamesh''' upon using Excalipoor in Dissidia12Duodecium