->''"Here's what's what: They weigh the pros and cons of jumping to conclusions when considering a caper with [[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters almost twenty lead characters]] that spans centuries. [[BoomHeadshot He takes a bullet to the head]]. [[BadassInANiceSuit A sharp looking man]] loses a few fingers [[GoodThingYouCanHeal for a few seconds]]. She takes a dip. [[{{Immortality}} They don't need luck to survive]] an attempted hit on their lives. [[EvilVersusEvil A turf war is raging]]. [[LifeOrLimbDecision Even with a bloody stump]], he would [[MadLove still like to kill the love of his life]]. He's got a big mouth and a bad habit of killing men with a certain surname. There is still one left. They believe a cover up is called for when [[TraintopBattle corpses start stacking up along the tracks]]. Friends new, [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld old]], and [[{{Immortality}} immortal]] wait at the station. [[AnachronicOrder A journey that will soon begin is completed]]."''
-->--First episode summary of ''LightNovel/{{Baccano}}''. Your task is to make sense of it.

--> '''Mickey Mouse:''' Ya see, it all makes sense!
--> '''Sora:''' It...does?
-->--What can be said about the plot for ''Franchise/KingdomHearts''

--> ''Don't tell me there's MORE! I'm lost enough as it is!''
-->- '''Sora''', once again speaking for the player

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