->''Letter upon his jacket, medal around his neck,\\
Pin on his chest, and mind on his rep,\\
He only dates models, drinks his soda from the bottle, \\
When he walks, he waddles, and he ain't never lost a squabble.\\
He put you in a locker and took your girlfriend to prom,\\
He's in your life every day and you can't wait 'til he's gone\\
But 'daddy' owns a business, so it won't be long\\
Before he inherits it, makes carats and sings a rich man's song.''
-->-- '''Eyedea''', "Big Shot"

->''The first story is about these jocks who are totally evil, because all jocks in movies are evil. When you see a guy in a football uniform in a movie, that's just like seeing dudes dressed as Nazis. It's [[AcceptableTargets a cinematic shortcut.]]''
-->-- '''Mr. Satanism''', reviewing ''Campfire Stories''

->'''Chris:''' The scene at school also introduces Dustin, and again: Kudos to ''Smallville''[='=]s casting department for finding an actor who looks like the resident smarmy jerk in every high school ever. I could watch Pete bounce a basketball off that kidís head for hours and get as much out of it as four years of therapy.\\
'''David:''' Yeah, he looks like the stereotypical high school jock douchebag in every single high school drama. Heís just lacking some acne, but the small gut plus the letter jacket plus the shoulder-length unkempt hair = That Guy You Totally Couldnít Stand.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-1-7-craving/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Craving")
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