->'''Ice King:''' Why do people not like me? Is it because I'm a magic-user? Or is my beard too shaggy? *Sigh* I try so hard to be a good husband for girls. What's wrong with me?
->'''The Cosmic Owl:''' Hoooo! You're a sociopath.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime''

->You need someone to take care of you, you need to be part of something, to feel alive again. You are pathetic, and not even the kind of sweet, idealized pathetic that would make someone take pity on you. No, you are the bitter, obnoxious, desperate kind of pathetic, and you know it.
-->-- '''[[Webcomic/HomeStuck Eridan]]''' [[SelfDeprecation describing himself]] in the fic ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/582805 And there will be no tenderness]]''

->''I want my innocence back''\\
''And if you can't give it to me''\\
''I will cut you down''
-->--'''Music/EmilieAutumn''', ''I Want My Innocence Back''

->''Darkened eyes you'll see, / there is no hope, no savior in me''\\
''(don't look this way, don't breathe this way, / don't stare this way, anymore)''\\
''Learned from years gone by, no one will care, / what happens to me''\\
''(don't look this way, don't breathe this way, / don't stare this way, anymore)''\\
''I'm alone in here / No more feelings''\\
''Killed my fears / Don't ask''\\
''you'll never know / you're left behind, I'll be exposed''\\
''Far away, you keep on trying... / Holding me down, breaking away,''\\
''trying to distance my life. / Not one in the crowd, but one with the answer''\\
''the one that could change your mind / It's not true, I don't need you''\\
''Don't waste your time, and don't waste mine / I'm not your friend, won't soothe your soul''\\
''And in the end you're all dead to me...''
-->--'''Music/AvengedSevenfold''', "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OsYdq8FIuA&ob=av2e Desecrate Through Reverence]]"

->''"Let me out of here! I have a fashion show to ruin! I was finally, finally gonna outshine Barbie and feel good about myself for once in my entire life!"''
-->--'''Raquelle''', ''WesternAnimation/BarbieLifeInTheDreamhouse''

->''"You're a bitch, but I love you anyway."''
-->-- '''Music/BowlingForSoup''', "The Bitch Song"

->''"[[OrphanageOfFear All the children here are miserable.]] [[KidsAreCruel When you are miserable, you need something that is even more miserable than you to feel good about yourself.]]"''
-->--'''Lucy''', ''Manga/ElfenLied''

->"[[HopeSpot Is it okay if I exist?]] *silence* .... [[FreakOut PLEASE CARE ABOUT ME!]] ... Nobody cares about me... [[KillEmAll Everyone]] can just ''[[WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds die]]''."
-->-- '''Shinji Ikari''', ''[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion The End of Evangelion]]''

->''"Nobody loves me! Why should I love the dog?"''
-->--'''Mikhail Korovin,''' ''Laika''

->''Your face is as mean / As your life has been''
-->--'''Music/{{Morrissey}}''', "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d740-Hauvak Jack the Ripper]]"

->''Hey how come I'm in that trope?''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', ''Why is Loki So Hot?''

->''"I should like to put it on record that I have never been able to dislike Hitler.... The fact is that there is something deeply appealing about him. One feels it again when one sees his photographs--and I recommend especially the photograph at the beginning of Hurst and Blackett's edition, which shows Hitler in his early Brownshirt days. It is a pathetic, dog-like face, the face of a man suffering intolerable wrongs.... He is the martyr, the victim, Prometheus chained to the rock, the self-sacrificing hero who fights single-handed against impossible odds. If he were killing a mouse he would know how to make it seem like a dragon."''
-->--'''Creator/GeorgeOrwell''', on UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler

->''"The best way to not get your heart broken is to pretend you don't have one."''
-->-- '''Creator/CharlieSheen'''

->''"You amaze me, Mike. You manage to inspire both great sympathy and rage by all those around you. Sometimes both at the same time. When you die, I hope they examine your brain to find out why... and I really hope they let me be the one to rip it out."''
-->--'''Aubrey''', ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive''.

->''"You have no ability to feel and you are going to die alone and miserable."''
-->-- '''Kenny's Will''' describing Eric Cartman from ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

->''"I bet if he had just one friend, he wouldn't be such a meanie."''
-->--''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'', about Plankton in the episode "F.U.N."

->''"But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most."''

->'''Rainbow Dash''': I just want to be loved for once at the gala.\\
'''The Choir''': No pony likes Rainbow Dash / Because she is annoying / But now I kind of pity her / No wait, the feeling has passed.

->''No one knows what it's like''\\
''To be the bad man''\\
''To be the sad man''\\
''behind blue eyes''
-->--'''Music/TheWho''', [[Music/WhosNext "Behind Blue Eyes"]]

->''He must be so lonely. He must be so sad.''\\
''[[JerkassFacade He goes to extremes to convince us he's bad.]]''\\
''He's really a victim of fear and of pride.''\\
''[[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Look close and there must be a sweet man inside!]]''\\
-->--'''Film/TheMuppetChristmasCarol,''' "Scrooge"

-> ''"[[AuthorAvatar Jack Colquitt]] sat alone in his apartment at Christmas. [[WellIntentionedExtremist He believed in sacrifice]]. Yet, some nights, he longed for a second chance..."''
-->--'''The Cigarette-Smoking Man''', on himself from ''Series/TheXFiles''

->"I know a little of this man Sandor Clegane. He was prince Joffrey's sworn shield for many a year, and even here we would hear tell of his deeds, both good and ill."\\
"If even half of what we heard was true, this was a bitter, tormented soul, a sinner who mocked both gods and men. He served, but found no pride in service. He fought, but took no joy in victory. He drank, [[DrowningMySorrows to drown his pain in a sea of wine]]. He did not love, nor was he loved himself. It was hate that drove him. Though he committed many sins, he never sought forgiveness."\\
"Where other men dream of love, or wealth, or glory, this man Sandor Clegane dreamed of [[CainAndAbel slaying his own brother]], a sin so terrible it makes me shudder just to speak of it. Yet that was the bread that nourished him, the fuel that kept his fires burning. Ignoble as it was the hope of seeing his brother's blood upon his blade was all this sad and angry creature lived for...[[spoiler:and even that was taken away when Prince Oberyn of Dorne stabbed Ser Gregor with a poisoned spear]]."
-->-- '''Elder Brother''', regarding Sandor Clegane, ''Literature/AFeastForCrows''

->"I've been attached to them since the day of my 'birth'. Obviously I connected with them, created a bond...but for some reason, my temper always got the best of me. I don't know why. We've never been this far apart before, it's weird...I feel so empty."
-->--'''Tangle''', Koili's ask blog for ''FanFic/BrothersOfCircuits''

->"''So, he was lashing out with sexist language because he had his heart broken. [[SpoofAesop We all learned something.]]"''
-->-- '''Creator/BoBurnham''', on his poem "I Fuck Sluts"

-> "''He is only guilty of being Arnold J. Rimmer. That is his crime, it is also his punishment.''"
-->-- '''[[RedDwarf Kryten]]''' on '''Rimmer'''

->"''You're such an angry girl, Helga. And you won't let anyone help you. So you have to live with your unhappiness.''"
-->-- '''Inga''', from the ''WesternAnimation/HeyArnold'' episode ''Helga and the Nanny''

->'''Trash:''' What are you trying to steal from me?\\
'''Whatamess:''' I, I wasn't stealing. I'm here to give you something.\\
'''Trash:''' Yeah, a [[DeadpanSnarker heart attack.]] [[LargeHam IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!]] And [[JerkassHasAPoint nobody I know is out in the cold for altruistic reasons.]]\\
'''Whatamess:''' Well, I'm not trying to altru anything, either. I just wanted to give you a Christmas present. Kinda like Santa would.\\
'''Trash:''' You expect me to believe that?\\
'''Whatamess:''' *pulls out a present* "Merry Christmas?\\
'''Trash:''' *in awe* No kidding? I.......you know......*about to cry*.....like I've never had one of these before.....
-->-- ''[[ChristmasEpisode Santa]] Literature/{{Whatamess}}''

->"Tiger is an emotional wreck and responds to his problems by being a jerk"
-->--'''Obbl''', Housepets! Forum.

->'''Cosmo''': I don't know, Wanda. She may be miserable, but we've seen plenty of times at school where she's honestly being a heartless, stuck-up witch!\\
'''Wanda''': And we both know that she's a slave to popularity and has an over-bearing mother, which prevents her from expressing her sensitive, tomboyish, nice side in an appropriate manner!
-->--''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1889043/1/The-Truth-About-Trixie-Tang The Truth About Trixie Tang]]''

->'''Dorothy''': Know what? You don't got game enough to be wicked. All you are is plain old, everyday, passable mean.\\
'''Evillene''': Well, if I'm mean, what does that make you?\\
'''Dorothy''': Don't make me nothing.\\
'''Evillene''': Think not? Which one of us dropped a house on the other one's sister? And which one of us yanked the silver heels right off of that dead sister's not-even-cold-yet feet? And which one of us gathered up a crew to put a hit on the other one? You're three for three, little girl, so before you go casting shade, I'd take myself a good look in the mirror.
-->--''[[Theatre/TheWiz The Wiz Live!]]''

->"626 was designed to be a monster, but now he has nothing to destroy. You see, I never gave him a greater purpose. What must it be like to have nothing... not even memories to visit in the middle of the night?"
-->--'''Jumba''' on '''Stitch''', ''Disney/LiloAndStitch''