->''And Zeus said, "No, \\
You better let me\\
Use my lightening, like scissors,\\
Like I cut the legs off the whales\\
And dinosaurs into lizards."\\
Then he grabbed up some bolts\\
And he let out a laugh,\\
Said, "I'll split them right down the middle.\\
Gonna cut them right up in half."''
-->-- '''Theatre/HedwigAndTheAngryInch''', "''The Origin of Love''"

->''Gods ain't gonna help you, son\\
You'll be sorry for what you done.\\
Them gods gonna hurt you, son\\
When you play with a loaded gun.\\
They ain't gonna catch you when you fall.\\
You'll be pleading\\
While you're bleeding.''
-->-- '''VideoGame/{{Bastion}}''' ''The Pantheon (Ain't Gonna Catch You)''

->''"Gods are above living things, [[LackOfEmpathy which doesn't necessarily mean we care about them]]."''
-->-- '''[[spoiler:Hades]]''', ''VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising''

->''"Gods are selfish beings who fly around in little red capes and don't share Their power with mankind."''
-->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor''', ''Superman Returns''

->''"The Lord of Light wants his enemies burned. The Drowned God wants them drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious '''cunts'''? Where's the god of tits and wine?"''
-->-- '''Tyrion Lannister''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''

->''"This is the story of a time long ago, a time of myth and legend, when the ancient gods were petty and cruel, and they plagued mankind with suffering."''
-->-- ''Series/HerculesTheLegendaryJourneys''

->'''[[NoNameGiven Guardian of the Park]]''': ''*After a giant concrete mascot changes direction in midair, saving a girl*'' The power of the gods! The power of the gods saved that little girl!\\
'''Sissel''': [[DeadpanSnarker ...And then that same power very deliberately crushed you instead?]]
-->-- ''VideoGame/GhostTrick''

->'''God:''' [[NoIndoorVoice "WHAT DO YOU ASK OF GOD, PUNPUN?"]]\\
'''[=PunPun=]:''' "Is there any way for mom and did to be nice to each other again?"\\
'''God:''' "YOU KNOW, PAL, GOD'S GETTING KIND OF TIRED OF THIS TOPIC."
-->-- '''OyasumiPunPun'''

->''"Now, there is a big difference between the Old Testament and the New Testament, and that is the New Testament God is really kind of a great guy. He is, especially when you compare him to the Old Testament God, who is a prick. I don't know what happened to God over time, how he matured, if he went to an anger management class, or maybe just the birth of his son calmed him down. But before he had the kid, holy fuck he was out of control."''
-->-- '''Creator/LewisBlack''', ''Red, White and Screwed''

->''"[[AncientGreece The Greeks got it right]], the Greeks understood perfectly that if there ''were'' divine beings, they are capricious, unkind, malicious, temperamental, envious, and mostly deeply unpleasant."''
-->-- '''Creator/StephenFry'''

->''"God in this movie is a dick. The movie is supposed to be about Evan being some major asshole and through his experience of building the ark he is supposed to get his comeuppance and grow as a person. In some cases like ''Film/TheSantaClause'' that works... But God in this movie takes it upon himself to personally f*ck over Evan taking away his job, money, friends, associates, and also to punish him in a myriad of ways for his own personal jollies. Evan really doesnít deserve all this crap and it is odd that I feel sorry for this sad pathetic man who [[InformedWrongness really doesnít deserve a tenth of what he is really getting]]. Thatís not the sign of a good movie is it? Feeling bad for the person who is supposedly getting their much deserved lesson/comeuppance? If I were being a real prick, I would ask why God is saving some 20 people from a flood [[UnfortunateImplications in the suburbs]] and he let [[TheBigEasy Katrina]] go no problem?"''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/04/20/e/ on]] ''Film/EvanAlmighty''
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