->''"Gods are above living things, [[LackOfEmpathy which doesn't necessarily mean we care about them]]."''
-->-- '''[[spoiler:Hades]]''', ''VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising''

->And Zeus said, "No,
->You better let me
->Use my lightening, like scissors,
->Like I cut the legs off the whales
->And dinosaurs into lizards."
->Then he grabbed up some bolts
->And he let out a laugh,
->Said, "I'll split them right down the middle.
->Gonna cut them right up in half."
->-- '''Theatre/HedwigAndTheAngryInch''', "''The Origin of Love''"

->Gods ain't gonna help you, son\\
You'll be sorry for what you done.\\
Them gods gonna hurt you, son\\
When you play with a loaded gun.\\
They ain't gonna catch you when you fall.\\
You'll be pleading\\
While you're bleeding.
->-- VideoGame/{{Bastion}}, ''The Pantheon (Ain't Gonna Catch You)''

->Gods are selfish beings who fly around in little red capes and don't share Their power with mankind.
->-- {{Lex Luthor}}, ''Superman Returns''

->'''[[NoNameGiven Guardian of the Park]]:''' (The giant concrete mascot suddenly changing direction in midair, saving the girl it was about to fall on was) the power of the gods! The power of the gods saved that little girl!\\
'''Sissel:''' [[DeadpanSnarker ...And then that same power very deliberately crushed you instead?]]
-->''VideoGame/GhostTrick''

->"The Lord of Light wants his enemies burned. The Drowned God wants them drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious ''cunts''? Where's the god of tits and wine?"
--> '''Tyrion Lannister''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''

->''This is the story of a time long ago, a time of myth and legend, when the ancient gods were petty and cruel, and they plagued mankind with suffering.''
-->-- ''Series/HerculesTheLegendaryJourneys''
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