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* Billings, Montana on the Christmas Spacial DVD:
-->'''Walter:''' ''[looks out at the audience]'' Is this the population of the ''entire state''?

* On a trip to Copenhagen, Denmark:
-->'''Walter:''' Everyone we've met here is named Christian! ''Including the Jewish guys!''

* Santa Ana, California, on ''Arguing with Myself''
-->'''Peanut:''' ''[reading name of city]'' "Sah... N'tah... Ah........ Nah." What the hell is that?\\
''[insisting that he's saying it right]'' Sah N'tah Ah Nah, Sah N'tah Ah Nah, Sah N'tah Ah Nah, hoyahoyahoyahoya...

* The moment Bubba J goes on stage in Minneapolis, Minnesota:
-->'''Bubba J:''' I'm home!

* In UsefulNotes/{{Pittsburgh}}, Pennsylvania, December 31, 2011 (Jeff was trying to make a LampshadedDoubleEntendre, but it bombed):
-->'''Walter:''' You got some funny place names here, how do you say it--Blown-ox?
-->'''Crowd:''' ''[more helpful than amused]'' [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blawnox,_Pennsylvania Blawnox]]!

* In Washington D.C., on ''Spark of Insanity'':
-->'''Walter:''' I stood in front of the IRS building and just flipped them off.

* ''All Over the Map'' tour, United Arab Emirates:
--> '''Achmed:''' Greetings, Abu Dhabi infid--I mean, ''folks!''

* Tel Aviv, Israel:
-->'''Achmed:''' Why do these folks (the audience) cheer for me?\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Achmed:''' Oh, I get it. You like nothing better than a dead terrorist.

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[[folder: Jeff's usual response to a heckler ]]

->'''Usually Walter or Peanut:''' Excuse me, but do the tickets say "Jeff Dunham, his friends, and the drunken asshole in the back"? Methinks not!

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[[folder: Other moments ]]

* 5 voices at once:
-->'''Little Ugly-Ass Jeff:''' What the fuck is that?!\\
'''Mini-Peanut:''' Hi, look at me; I'm a little idiot hahahahahaha!\\
'''Peanut:''' That is not funny.\\
'''Mini-Peanut:''' Yes it is.\\
'''Peanut:''' No it's not!\\
'''Jeff:''' I think it is.\\
'''José:''' Me too.\\
'''Little Ugly-Ass Jeff:''' LOL\\
'''Peanut:''' Shut up!