->'''''[=McKay's=] Observation:''' Princeton has no plot, no action, and very poor pacing.''

->''Princeton's taste is sweet like a strawberry tart. Harvard's is a subtle taste, like whiskey, coffee, or tobacco. It may even be a bad habit, for all I know.''
-->-- '''Prof. J.H. Finley '25'''

->''"Frottage," or "the Princeton rub," named after Princeton University.''
-->-- '''Jack Hamilton'''
->''Having gone there, I know it is only a real Princeton rub if: (1) It is usually done between a student and a teacher; (2) It is preceded by an earnest conversation about F. Scott Fitzgerald; (3) Neither partner removes his trousers.''
-->-- '''David Kerlick'''

->''Goodbye, Princeton; goodbye, CERN.\\
He's gone to Texas to watch the holy fire burn.\\
He's gone to build\\
He's gone to build\\
The Supercollider.''
-->-- Tribe, ''Supercollider''

->''You can always tell a Harvard man, but you can't tell him much.''
-->-- '''James Barnes''' (attributed)

->'''''Q:''' How many Harvard girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?\\
'''A:''' (in pissed off voice): ONE. And it's women, not girls, and Radcliffe, not Harvard, dammit!''

->''About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard.''

->''If any man wishes to be humbled and mortified, let him become president of Harvard.''
-->-- '''Edward Holyoke'''

->''"If all the young ladies in attendance at the annual Yale spring ball were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised."''
-->-- '''Dorothy Parker'''

->''Higgledy Piggledy\\
Yale University\\
Gave up misogyny\\
Opened its door.\\
Coeducational\\
Extracurricular\\
Heterosexual\\
Fun is in store.''

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