!!{{Video Game}}s
->'''Oghren''': Say, could I ask you a favor?\\
'''The Warden''': Why not? Everyone else does.
-->-- ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->'''Mike Toreno:''' I got some guys out in the field need some equipment. If they don't get it, they'll be dead by nightfall.\\
'''Carl "C.J." Johnson''': Then take it to them.\\
'''Toreno:''' ''Me'' take it to ''them?''\\
'''C.J.:''' Yeah, why not?\\
'''Toreno:''' [[SinisterSurveillance I got five guys watching me all the time.]] Two in that hill. One over there and two by satellite. If ''I'' go my guys and I will be dead. I don't have a death wish. [[IWasNeverHere I'm a man of peace, son.]]\\
'''C.J.''': Yeah, clearly.
-->--''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas''

->"I just need someone to get these drinks handed out."\\
"You may be thinking '[[LampshadeHanging Toot, why don't you just do it yourself?]]'"\\
"[[{{Beat}} Great question]]."\\
"[[NonAnswer Now grab these mugs]] and start handing them out to the townsfolk!"
-->--'''Toot''', ''VideoGame/BuddySimulator1984''

!!WebAnimation
-> '''Field Team Leader''': Hunters, you did it! Shara Ishvalda will never make another mixtape again, thanks to you!\\
'''Bill''': Why didn't any of you help us?
-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/SomethingAbout Something About MHW Iceborne ANIMATED]]''

!!WebOriginal
->''Truth be told, I am not a particularly [[VideoGame/BadDudes bad dude.]] If ninja rescue is in order, I am not your guy. But playing ''Bad Dudes'' has largely hammered this fact home -- [[NintendoHard I am a spectacularly non-bad dude.]]''
-->--'''[[http://projectnes.blogspot.com/2010/03/john-galt-has-been-kidnapped-by-ninjas.html Dr. El Sandifer]]'''

->''One of the game's [[PlayerCharacter playable characters]] is Private James Ramirez...According to the ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' Wiki, Sergeant Foley gives a total of 56 scripted orders to Ramirez during the game.''
-->--[=KnowYourMeme=]

!!WebVideo
->"This series is getting kinda far-fetched. I think people in the future [[SadistShow just want to screw with these two California dudes]] by telling them 'the fate of the world depends on them' doing something embarassing. Maybe that's why Rufus doesn't help them ''at all''. You know, Rufus, [[MundaneUtility maybe it would be easier]] if you just ''bought them an amp yourself.''"
-->--'''Creator/BradJones''' on ''Franchise/BillAndTed'': The Live Action Series

->'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]:''' Oh, yes. This is the mission from the original where the reactor's gonna blow, and the only solution anyone can come up with is to put an ad in the Job Center and hope someone takes care of it.\\
'''Gabriel:''' "''WANTED: Someone to take care of this reactor crisis.''"
-->-- LetsPlay of ''{{VideoGame/Flashback}}'' (2012)
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