!! ITS MY LIFE!

->AN: Hi guyz this is my first story its what I think happens iin Portla 3!
-->'''—Chapter 1: "RETURN TO PORTAL AN A SUPER HUGE SUPRISE!".''' ''Portal 3'' was never mentioned after that.

->“Hi b**** we are here to test you.” Atlas shrugged (GET IT IT’S A MOVIE!).
-->'''—Chapter 1: "RETURN TO PORTAL AN A SUPER HUGE SUPRISE!".'''

->Noone knows this, but Wheetly an I shared one secret night together an now I could tell I was pregnant with his robot ball/human baby.
-->—One of the story's most infamous quotes. From '''Chapter 1: "RETURN TO PORTAL AN A SUPER HUGE SUPRISE!".'''

->“Your gonna pay now you dumb b****!” Shotted P-Boy while Altas lolled an wrote mean things on my {{facebook}} LIKE A SERTAN OTHER SOMEONE!
-->'''—Chapter 2: "GLADOS, SEWISEDED?".'''

->"Help me Marrissa this bloody bugger is trying to wank me!" Wheetly pleaded as Chell kept beeting him up.
-->'''—Chapter 2: "GLADOS, SEWISEDED?".''' As featured on [[http://wtffanfiction.tumblr.com/post/24914517912/fandom-portal-help-me-marrissa-this-bloody WTF Fanfiction]]

->"Chell" got a "Oh S***!" look on her feces.
-->'''—Chapter 2: "GLADOS, SEWISEDED?"'''

->If onyl I had a powers to solve the test without hurting my companion boob I thout.
-->'''—Chapter 5: "CHELLS BOOTY QUAKE REMIX!"'''

->GLaDOS started pumpin all the room with icky green farts that smelled reel bad but didt hurt becos I was immune.
-->'''—Chapter 5: "CHELLS BOOTY QUAKE REMIX!"'''

->It was teh end but not happy which meens Im not perfect so Im not a Mary Sue AREEL WRITER or what ever yur name is!
-->'''—Chapter 7: "BATTLE OF THE GOTH EMO WAR".''' There were nine chapters after this one.

->“Welcome to my commode!” Karoline yelled with pride at her room.
-->'''—Chapter 8: "TIME FOR ADVENTURE"'''

->He pulled down his pants an I saw that he had replased his man thingys with... the space an rick cores! "IVE GOT BALLS OF STEEL!" (Thats from a game called [[VideoGame/DukeNukemForever Duke Nukum Forever]] its funny)
-->'''—Chapter 12: "THE FINAL BATTLE"'''

->PS MARRISSA DIED THAT PROOVES SHES NOT A MARRY SUE OK!
-->'''—Chapter 13: "MARRISSAS RESURREKSHUN"'''

->The evil Teen Fortes 2 was watchin the hole thing on there tv camra (but it was black an wite becos its the past so they coldnt see the nerotoksin becos it was green an not black or white so it didant show up).
-->'''—Chapter 14: "HOW CAROLINE BECAMED GLADOS: THE FIRST EVIL OF ASSIRRAM"'''

->AN: Allrite guys here is is! The final chapter with most entense action an epic stuff in the hole story which will make all the flamerz an trolls sad that they killed SUCH A GOD STORY!
-->'''—Chapter 16: "SHOWDOWN THRODOWN"'''

->I was fightin the bad guys from half life (sorry I never played Halflife so I dont no much a bout it) when a boom happened so I investigated an saw all these bad guys an I looked like you needed some help lol.
-->—[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]] shows that Marrissa didn't get her facts straight in '''Chapter 16: "SHOWDOWN THROWDOWN"'''

!! TEEN FORTRESS 2

->“nIper yur bakack is full of gun an homeork Katty wont fit in there my ballsack only has balls an Marrissa so theres more room.”
-->'''—Chapter 2: "SNIPER'S NEW PET"'''

->A crunchmunch noses started common from my ballsack an I looked in an a saw... Katty was eatin the balls!
-->'''—Chapter 2: "SNIPER'S NEW PET"'''

->"Goodbye Wheetly the dude an Hello Wheatly the Robo Ball!" Cave lolled with mad an mean.
-->'''—Chapter 5: "ITS HIS LIFE!"'''

->"Step an get yur diplomas everone!" Principal Buiseness Man turned to some jerk dudes they was... [[TelltaleFanficTheater3000 RING MATER AN]] [[TheHalfWorld THE FALMER TROLLZ]]!
-->'''—Chapter 10: "GRADULATION"'''

!! THE MARRISSA GAMES

->Affer a few months me an Wheetly an Chell Junor ran out of taters to eet so we had to leeve Portal Labs. On the surfase sum bad doods called Kritics Younited had slaved pepole. We went to a plase call “Distract 12″ an there was a gurl there an a other gurls an a hot guy an their liter Piesident Snow said “MARRISSA ROBERTS! YOU MUST GAME!”
-->'''—Promo'''

->KANTISS EVERGREEN - Primp’s olderer sister. Shes a dumb an has feekal incontinence so nobody licks her.
-->'''—Prologue: "Cariture Bios"'''

->"U cant taked Pim!" [Katniss] sayd from the can but it was fulla direrhea now so she locked like [[Series/SesameStreet Oksar the Gruch]] but with poo instod of garbag.
-->'''—Chapter 1: "THE BIG REEP"'''

->"Gug Im havin a period" Glimmer said when she saw the tracker jack nest an thot it was tampon so put it in her "no no square". I waited with bated breth for the attack. Glimmer got quite. / "OMFG!!@!3” She screemed realizin her goof.
-->'''—Chapter 7: "First Nite"'''

!! Other quotes by [=MarissaTheWriter=]

::''Also see {{Quotes.Invader Zim Born Again Christian}}.''

->[=U RELAY DONE IT THIS TIME FLMAER TROLLZ! U KILLED ITS MY7 LIFE WITH YUR FALSE LYES AN SANDER!@!1122 U CEROOPTED TEH ADMINS AN MADE THEM DELEETED IT!!!11j IT IS THE MOST FAMOS PORTAL EVERRY U JERK B*!!!!1132123 MY REEL FANS WILL HANT U DON AN GET AREVENGE SO HOLD ON TO YUR PUPCERN FLAMZERS!!!3232 OMG U ARE SORES THAN EVEN ATLAS AN PBODY U JEERK FLAMMER TROLLZZZZZZZFESIOU80RW43UIP!!!3=]
-->'''—Marrissa's response to ITS MY LIFE! getting taken down by Critics United'''

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