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[[folder:Anime & Manga]]

->''If you cannot understand it, then allow me to explain; nobody can take anything away from me. If you were unaware, then it is time for you to learn - everything in this world exists to be taken by me!''
-->--'''Yhwach''', {{Manga/Bleach}}

->'''America:''' And as extras, it's your job to make the hero look badass!
->'''Britain and Germany:''' EXTRAS?
-->--''Anime/HetaliaAxisPowers''

->''"So what if I'm prolonging a war that's causing thousands of innocent victims all around the world and if I'm manipulating other people? As long as it will change the world to suit'' '''me''', ''I don't care about the rest."''
-->-- '''Wang Liu Mei''', ''Anime/MobileSuitGundam00''

->''"Oh, I get it! I'm just awesome and everyone else isn't!"''
-->-- '''Katsuki Bakugo''', ''Manga/MyHeroAcademia''

->''"The Negatives in life tend to stick in one's memory for so very long. This is why I thwart the futures of others. Yoichi... I... I want everyone's eyes on me, forever''"
--> --'''All For One''', ''Manga/MyHeroAcademia''

->''Sasuke is basically a very pure person who doesn't think about whether what he does is good or bad. He just does what he wants to do, which causes troubles for others. He's very self-centered, only concerned with himself. Some people might think what he's doing is good, like avenging his parents or trying to realize his brother's ideals. But he is troubling others in this pursuit, so that aspect is bad. So it's hard to say with clarity, but it's all about whether it's right or wrong to be so self-centered with your goals, I'd say he's not good or bad, he's just pure.''
-->-- Creator/MasashiKishimoto on '''[[Characters/NarutoSasukeUchiha Sasuke Uchiha]]''', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''

->''You are delusional, [[BigBad Kaminski]]! What you've done to [[SuperEmpowering Klara]] isn't helping anyone but yourself! That's not something {{God}} would do!''
-->-- '''Sakura Amamiya''', ''Anime/SakuraWarsTheAnimation''

->'''Tamama:''' OK, my turn. Sarge, truth or dare?\\
'''Keroro:''' Ummm, dare. Oh, wait. Truth.\\
'''Tamama:''' So, who do you like?\\
'''Giroro:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Besides himself, you mean?]]
-->-- '''ARMPIT Platoon''', ''Manga/SgtFrog''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Comic Books]]
->''"I hate egoists. [[HypocriticalHumor They all think they're as good as I am]]."''
-->-- '''Minerva Mink''', ''ComicBook/{{Animaniacs}}''

->'''Lena:''' Banished.\\
'''[[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Linda]]:''' Well, we could try to make some friends. I mean, we always sit as far away from everyone as possible. Which, you know... kinda means we're the ones banishing ourselves...\\
'''Lena:''' What?! I thought I was your friend!\\
'''Linda:''' Uh... You are. I just meant--\\
'''Lena:''' Then what do you need them for?\\
'''Linda:''' I just thought that maybe...\\
'''Lena:''' My friendship isn't enough? Is that it?
-->-- ''ComicBook/SupergirlCosmicAdventuresInThe8thGrade''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Comic Strips]]
->'''Calvin:''' Mom's not feeling well, so I'm making her a "get well" card.\\
'''Hobbes:''' That's thoughtful of you.\\
'''Calvin:''' See, on the front it says "get well soon". And on the inside, it says "because my bed isn't made, my clothes need to be put away, and I'm hungry."
-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->'''Calvin:''' [[https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1992/05/16 Our country was founded a very long time ago, roughly around 200 B.C.]]\\
'''Ms. Wormwood:''' ''200 B.C.?!''\\
'''Calvin:''' "Before Calvin."
-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->'''Calvin:''' I've discovered my purpose in life. I know why I was put here and why everything exists.\\
'''Hobbes:''' Oh, really?\\
'''Calvin:''' Yes, I am here so everybody can do what I want.
-->--''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->'''Calvin:''' The world would be a better place if people would stop thinking about themselves and focus on '''others''' for a change.\\
'''Hobbes:''' [[SarcasmMode Gee, I wonder who that might apply to.]]\\
'''Calvin:''' Me! Everyone should focus more on me!
-->--''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->'''Calvin:''' I hate hearing about social responsibility! Whatever happened to unbridled greed, the ConspicuousConsumption of wealth, and the get-ahead-by-any-means credo?? Don't tell me it's all over! I didn't get to participate! They can't change the game before I'm old enough to play! It's not fair!\\
'''Hobbes:''' [[TheSeventies The "Me decade"]] left without its poster child.\\
'''Calvin:''' Maybe we can declare THIS the "Calvin Decade".
-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->'''Calvin:''' Everybody makes the wrong kind of New Year's resolution. All they do is promise to stop bad habits and start good habits.\\
'''Hobbes:''' What's wrong with that?\\
'''Calvin:''' It's not enough to change a few little habits! Everybody ''I'' know needs a complete personality overhaul! That's why I'll be spending the remaining days of this year telling people what I hate about them and how they should change.\\
'''Hobbes:''' Some of us would be happy to reciprocate.\\
'''Calvin:''' Sorry. ''My'' New Year's resolution is not to change a bit.
-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->'''Calvin:''' I don't believe in ethics anymore. As far as I'm concerned, the ends justify the means. Get what you can while the getting's good -- that's what I say! Might makes right! The winners write the history books! It's a dog-eat-dog world, so I'll do whatever I have to, and let others argue about whether it's "right" or not.\\
''[Hobbes pushes Calvin into a mud puddle]''\\
'''Calvin:''' HEYY! WHY'D YOU DO ''THAT''?!?\\
'''Hobbes:''' You were in my way, now you're not. The ends justify the means.\\
'''Calvin:''' I didn't mean for ''everyone'', you dolt! [[MoralMyopia Just]] ''[[MoralMyopia me]]''!
-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->'''Hobbes:''' I hate it when it's this windy.\\
'''Calvin:''' You know what ''I'' hate? I hate when I'm talking and someone turns that conversation to himself. It's so rude! Why do they think I'm talking?! It's so they can hear about ''me''! Who cares what ''they'' have to say! If I start a conversation, it should stay on the subject of ''me''!\\
''[BeatPanel where Hobbes stares blankly at Calvin]''\\
'''Calvin:''' I also hate it when people look at me all bug-eyed.\\
'''Hobbes:''' That must happen a lot.
-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->'''Calvin:''' Why isn't Susie picking up the coded message?! Doesn't she ''see'' it?? What's ''wrong'' with her?! Doesn't she know enough to intercept somebody else's secret letter when it's dropped right in front of her??\\
'''Hobbes:''' Maybe she wasn't paying attention to us.\\
'''Calvin:''' That's inconceivable! Who wouldn't be interested in everything we do?!
-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->'''Dilbert:''' I have a job interview. Wish me luck.\\
'''Dogbert:''' No. If you get extra luck there might be less available for me.\\
'''Dilbert:''' I don't think it works that way.\\
'''Dogbert:''' I can't take that chance.
-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''

->'''Jeremy:''' One of the two things that really ticks me off is the fact that I never get everything I want.\\
'''Hector:''' Yeah, well, in case you haven't heard, everything isn't about you.\\
'''Jeremy:''' Yeah. That's the other thing.
-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Zits}}''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Fan Works]]
->''"Don't you care about how ''I'm'' feeling?"''
-->-- '''Vriska''' (to Tavros after kidnapping him and tying him to a chair), ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9404434/1/Don-t-Leave Don't Leave]]'' (''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' fanfiction)

->'''[[Franchise/{{Castlevania}} Simon]]:''' Wait a minute… you've been [[ReadTheMapUpsideDown holding the map upside down]], you unbelievable ''idiot!''\\
'''VideoGame/{{Wario}}:''' [[InsaneTrollLogic I thought it was a "W" for "Wario"!]]\\
'''Simon:''' WHY WOULD A '''MAP''' ''HAVE YOUR NAME ON IT!?''
-->-- ''Webcomic/EveryoneIsHome'', [[https://www.woodenplankstudios.com/comic/souphiroth-everyone-is-home/ "Souphiroth"]]

->''"The only one I care about is myself, and I'm not about to put aside my whims to help any of you fools. You're all like livestock, and as such, it's time to fulfill your purpose and be slaughtered."''
-->--'''Kirihara Hitomi''', ''Fanfic/PerfectionIsOverrated''

->'''Kayaba:''' ''[sighs]'' You're gonna make me say it, are you? ''Fine'', I'm ''sorry'' I killed your wife! But in my defense, she jumped in front of my sword! I mean honestly, I'm the real victim here!\\
'''Kirito:''' You... ''bastard''...\\
'''Kayaba:''' There we go! Get some fire in that belly! We'll finish this thing off right!\\
''[after one subverted HeroicSecondWind]''\\
'''Kayaba:''' ''[frowning]'' You are just determined to ruin this for me, aren't you?
-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''

-> '''Todd:''' Can’t you see anything except in terms of how it affects you?!\\
'''[[AbusiveParents Dana]]:''' No! I can’t! [[EvilCannotComprehendGood And I don’t see why you won’t]]!!
-->-- ''Fanfic/TheSunWillComeUpAndTheSeasonsWillChange''

->''"I'm the one who's trying, Mari! I am trying.... So hard to be patient with you! But you just can't make it easy for me, can you? First you threw away your recital, and for what? ....Did you know, one of my coworkers came up to me this morning and tried to talk about what happened there? Do you have any idea how embarrassing that was for me? And it's always like that! Can you imagine how awkward it is to hear other parents talking about how my daughter can't even seem to smile properly? How humiliating it is for me when you break down crying in the middle of a church service or throw a tantrum at the supermarket because you've decided it's 'too noisy'?"''
-->-- '''Rin Takahashi''', ''Fanfic/TimeToDisinfect''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Film -- Animation]]
->''"Everybody look left\\
Everybody look right\\
Everywhere you look, I'm\\
Standing in the spotlight!"''
-->-- '''Simba''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994'', "I Just Can't Wait To Be King"

->''"Oh, Kori. There's a lot more to racing than just winning... I mean, taking the race by a full lap... Where's the entertainment in that? I wanted to give folks a little sizzle. Am I sorry I don't have a crew chief? No, I'm not. 'Cause I'm a one-man show."''
-->-- '''Lightning [=McQueen=]''', ''WesternAnimation/Cars1''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
->''"I don't know how to put this, but [[SmallNameBigEgo I'm kind of a big deal.]]"''
-->-- '''Ron Burgandy''', ''Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy''

->''I can't help it if I set all the trends''\\
''Everybody wants to be my best friend''\\
''It's infectious, come on don't you be jealous''\\
''Just join in this love fest''\\
''You know that it's all about me''
-->--'''Meredith''', ''Film/{{Bratz}}''

->'''Koba:''' Caesar brother to humans! Koba fight for ape! Free ape!\\
'''Caesar:''' ''Kill'' ape. Koba fight for Koba.
-->-- ''Film/DawnOfThePlanetOfTheApes''

->''"And what have I done to my son, Miss Ross? Nothing. I tried to improve on the limits in myself. Myself, not him! Can't you understand? To improve on nature, MY NATURE! Knowledge of oneself! It's the only path to the truth that give men the power to go beyond God's boundaries!"''
-->--'''David Banner''', ''Film/{{Hulk}}''

->''"Don't look at him, look at me. Above me there's no one."''
-->--'''Captain Vidal''', ''Film/PansLabyrinth''

->''"I've got a lot going for me, y'know. I'm going places. I'm gonna be someone. I'm gonna win my way into the lives and hearts of the people even if I have to ''kill'' to do it. I'll make the pathetic little crones love me."''
-->-- '''Janet Majors''', ''Film/ShockTreatment''

->''"Heil myself. Heil to me...\\
I'm the kraut who's out to change our history.\\
Heil myself, Raise your hand.\\
There's no greater dictator in the land!"''
-->-- ''Film/TheProducers'', "SpringtimeForHitler"

->'''Howard Payne:''' You couldn't understand the kind of commitment that I have. You ruin a man's ''life's work,'' and you think you can walk away, you got ''blind''ers on to the ''world!'' But I got your attention now, didn't I, Jack?\\
'''Officer Traven:''' Why didn't you just come [[{{Revenge}} after me?]]\\
'''Howard Payne:''' No, [[DieHardOnAnX this]] is about ''me!'' This is about ''my'' money. This is about money due ''me!'' Which I will collect!
-->-- ''Film/{{Speed}}''

->''"You know, I was ready to stand tall with the great, grand glittering ones, but those scumbags couldn't recognize a golden, radiant light even as it was cast right down upon them! But thankfully -- ''Thankfully!'' -- He showed me another path. The path I had ''always'' been truly destined for. Something ''far'' greater than mere fame, or fortune... When I was at the bottom of the pit, screaming in the darkness, racked with unspeakable pain, for having been denied all that was rightfully mine, He graced me with His light. His hot, loving light. It flowed over me like the pulse of a timeless wave. A wave of pure heat. A mainline of ''pure'' and ''total'' acceptance. And He talked to me, addressed me as a friend. He said, "Jeremiah, they were wrong. And you are right. ''So right.''" And He blessed me with His holy kiss. He said, "You are not separate from all that is. So all that is, is yours." And He gave me His deepest and warmest permission to go into this world and ''take'' what is so very much mine. All of it. ''Mine.'' My wants. My needs. My pleasures."''
-->-- '''Jeremiah Sand''', ''Film/Mandy2018''

->'''Foot Member:''' We have a [[UndyingLoyalty loyalty]] to the Shredder.\\
'''Splinter:''' The Shredder uses you. He [[BrainwashedAndCrazy poisons your mind]] to obtain for that which he desires. He cares nothing for you or the people you hurt.
-->-- ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1990''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Literature]]
->'''Anthony Marston:''' I've just been thinking -- John and Lucy Combes. Must have been a couple of kids I ran over near Cambridge. Beastly bad luck.\\
'''Judge Wargrave:''' For them, or for you?\\
'''Anthony Marston:''' Well, I was thinking -- for me -- but of course, you're right, sir, it was damned bad luck on them. Of course, it was pure accident... I had my license endorsed for a year. Beastly nuisance...
-->-- ''Literature/AndThenThereWereNone''

->SELFISH, adj.\\
Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
-->-- ''Literature/TheDevilsDictionary''

->"I'm the one who deserves this shit! The fuck do I care about anyone!? I'll kill you. I'll kill Chayne. I'll kill that wannabe comedian who keeps makin' those godawful puns. I'll kill ''everyone''. You fucks irritate me. You bug me. You exist in my world and that is a fuckin' ''sin''. Nobody else deserves what I got. It's all about me. It'll only ever be about me. You're hoggin' up room on this fuckin' ride! I don't fuckin' want you on it! ''Why the fuck do you assholes have to ruin my perfect universe!?''"
-->--'''Ash''', ''Literature/FromHeavensDoor''

->"The things I've done. The things I've seen... Humanity ''is'' a disease and the fewer of them there are the better it is for me."
-->-- '''Alan Jonah''', {{Novelization}} of ''Film/GodzillaKingOfTheMonsters2019''

->''"[[JerkJock Cormac]] hasn't asked me one single question about myself, no, I've just been treated to A Hundred Great Saves Made by Cormac [=McLaggen=]."''
-->-- '''Hermione Granger''', ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince''

->''"You talk too much, and it's all about you."''
-->-- '''Philip Marlowe''', ''Literature/TheLongGoodbye''

->''"I do like a man who tells you right out he's looking out for himself. Don't we all? I don't trust a man who says he's not."''
-->-- '''Kasper Gutman''', ''Literature/TheMalteseFalcon''

->[Jane Wilkinson] leaned forward. Her blue eyes opened wide again. ‘You’d like me to be happy, wouldn’t you?’\\
Her voice was soft, low and deliciously seductive.\\
‘I should like everybody to be happy,’ said Poirot cautiously.\\
‘Yes, but I wasn’t thinking of everybody. I was thinking of just me.’\\
‘I should say you always do that, Madame.’
-->-- ''Literature/LordEdgwareDies''

->'''Otto:''' Wow. [[[AlphaBitch Tiffany]] and [[BigManOnCampus Charles]]] are on a roll.\\
'''Melanie:''' I don't know why they are so popular. They don't care about anybody but themselves!
-->-- ''[[Creator/RosemaryWells Otto for President]]''

->Remember that the people you are talking to are a hundred times more interested in themselves and their wants and problems than they are in you and your problems. A person’s toothache means more to that person than a famine in China which kills a million people. A boil on one’s neck interests one more than forty earthquakes in Africa. Think of that the next time you start a conversation.
-->-- ''Literature/HowToWinFriendsAndInfluencePeople''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->'''Adrian''': You're not gonna tell Angelina, are you?\\
'''Eagan''': I should. That sapphire she has... I held it once. I could... feel its power. If anything can save me, it can.\\
'''Adrian''': You tell Angelina about that piece of Noah's Ark, you might save your ass. But you could doom everyone else.\\
'''Eagan''': Thing is, Adrian... I really like my ass. ''(eats an apple in front of him)''
-->-- ''Series/{{Manifest}}'', "[[Recap/ManifestS4E19Formation Formation]]"

->''"I look after number one, life isn't a charity."''
-->-- '''Dorien Green''', ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS3E12Business Business]]"

->'''Dorien''': Oh? Off on holiday?
->'''Sharon''': No, we're not, actually.
->'''Tracey''': We carn afford it.
->'''Dorien''': What a pity, anyway, onto me.
-->-- ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS4E12OkeyCokeyKaraoke Okey-Cokey-Karaoke]]"

->'''Walter White:''' Skyler, all the things that I did, you need to understand...\\
'''Skyler:''' If I have to hear, one more time, that you did this for the family--\\
'''Walter:''' [[HeelRealization I did it for me.]] I liked it, [[BecauseImGoodAtIt I was good at it]], and I was really...[[TragicVillain I was alive.]]
-->-- ''Series/BreakingBad'', "[[GrandFinale Felina]]"

->''Spend time with corrupt, homicidal, Third World political figures, and you hear a lot of self-pity. What kind of man throws his political enemies in prison and tortures them to death? Generally it's a guy who feels so sorry for himself that he feels justified doing anything. Killers, by and large, are whining losers... but that doesn't make them any less dangerous.''
-->-- '''Michael Westen''', ''Series/BurnNotice'', "[[Recap/BurnNoticeS2E14TruthAndReconciliation Truth and Reconciliation]]"

->'''Perp:''' She didn't even know who I was. And we were good friends!\\
'''Rosa:''' On more than one occasion, she's called me 'Gina'. ''That's her own name''.\\
'''Perp:''' ''[appalled]'' No she didn't.
-->-- ''Series/BrooklynNineNine''

->You think I'm self-centered? [[IResembleThatRemark Me? Me? Me?]]
-->--'''Ray Barone''', ''Series/EverybodyLovesRaymond''

->"You know what your problem is? You think this WHOLE WORLD revolves around YOU, but it DOESN'T! It revolves around the MOON, which is why we have WINTER!"
-->--'''Floyd Pepper''', ''Series/TheMuppets2015''

->''"It's a big day for Phyllis, but it's an even bigger day for me, the employer of the bride."''
-->--'''Michael Scott''', ''Series/TheOfficeUS''

->'''Chloe Decker:''' Only you could turn a tragic death into an excuse to talk about you.
->'''Lucifer:''' Well, who else would I talk about?
-->--''Series/Lucifer2016''

->''"There's so very much to discuss. So let's start with the most important thing, shall we? Me."''
-->-- [[Series/Lucifer2016 Lucifer]] after barging into a group therapy session for grieving people.

->'''Lucifer:''' And now... I’ll never taste his perfect tamales again.
->'''Chloe:''' So this isn’t about the man, this is about your stomach.
-->--''Series/Lucifer2016'', after the dead body of a chef is found.

->''"A true hedonist puts pleasure before everything! Before another's pain, before another's life! People are just... animals!"''
-->--'''Ana Demiachia''', ''Series/FatherBrown''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Music]]
->''"You think the world revolves around you but it doesn't so, you sit and spin\\
Baby, someone is crazy and it's you."''
-->-- '''Music/JonathanCoulton''', "Someone Is Crazy"

->''"They said it's you / Who puts the gravity in the ground\\
They said it's you / Who all the stars revolve around\\
Scientists were wrong / And you suspected all along it might be true\\
The world belongs to you"''
-->-- '''Music/JonathanCoulton''', "The World Belongs to You"

->'''Rubber Band:''' Sit down, shut up, you're not the lead! Your wild applause should be for ME!!
->'''A Toad in the audience:''' Oh yeah?! What did YOU do?!
->'''Another Toad in the audience:''' [[MilesGloriosus Yeah, you hung out backstage the whole time!]]
->'''Audience:''' ''[angry booing]''
->'''Rubber Band:''' How DARE you?! I am the DIRECTOR! The lead actor! The STAR!! Who are YOU to question my ART?! You should be SILENCED for all eternity!!
-->-- '''Music/JunoSongs''', ''[[VideoGame/PaperMarioTheOrigamiKing The Elastic Entertainer, Rubber Band]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmWtZM9bw74 WITH LYRICS]]''

->''"An open letter to the snotty barista at the Coffee Bean on San Vicente Boulevard:\\
I know there were 20 people behind me in line, but I was on a cell phone call with my '''mother'''.\\
Didn't you see me hold up my index finger?\\
That means 'I'll order my soy decaf hazelnut latte in '''just''' a couple minutes'.\\
So what's with the attitude, lady?\\
No tip for you!"''
-->-- '''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "Craigslist"

->''"So God forbid I'm seen as just an average human being\\
I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene\\
I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy\\
Don't come at me\\
I'm the main character, and you have to like me!"''
-->-- '''Music/WillWood''', "The Main Character"

->''"Have you ever been to a birthday party for children\\
And one of the children won't stop screaming?\\
'Cause he's just a little attention attractor\\
When he grows up to be a comic or actor\\
He'll be rewarded for never maturing\\
For never understanding or learning\\
That every day can't be about him\\
There's other people, you selfish asshole!"''
-->-- '''Creator/BoBurnham''', "Art Is Dead"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
->''[[OmnicidalManiac I will be the last creature when I am done]]. The cosmos will then be perfect, free of the braying abominations that are all other living things.''
-->--'''[[DemonLordsAndArchdevils Orcus]]''', ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Theatre]]
->''All roads lead to...\\
The best things in life are...\\
All's well that ends with...\\
'''ME!'''''
-->-- '''Gaston,''' "Me," stage version of ''Theatre/BeautyAndTheBeast''

->For mine own good,\\
All causes shall give way. [[IveComeTooFar I am in blood]]\\
[[IveComeTooFar Stepp'd in so far]] that, should I wade no more,\\
Returning were as tedious as go o'er.
-->-- '''[[VillainProtagonist Macbeth]]''', ''Theatre/{{Macbeth}}''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]
->''"The mission was a success. There's nothing else I need to say. So it looks like we're getting attention from above. If any credit is due, it should come to me. Prisoners deserve nothing."''
-->-- '''Colonel D. [=McKinsey=]''', ''VideoGame/AceCombat7SkiesUnknown''

->''So mirror mirror on the wall\\
Who's the prettiest of them all?\\
Me, me, me, me\\
I'm the queen of the ball''
-->-- ''VideoGame/AnarchyReigns'', "It's All About Me"

->''[[EvilCannotComprehendGood "In the end, all that matters to me... is me. And all that matters to you... is you. It is the nature of things."]]''
-->-- '''Andrew Ryan''', ''VideoGame/BioShock1''

->''"The Tyrant looks upon the world, saying, "[[SmallNameBigEgo all this is mine]]." And by force or guile, he makes it so. To the Tyrant, the whole of creation is held in the relative; sun and moon revolve for him alone. For the Tyrant, even Justice is whimsy. [[JudgeJuryAndExecutioner He alone is fit to weigh, to measure, and to]] ''[[JudgeJuryAndExecutioner cut]]''."''
-->--'''Sofia Lamb,''' ''VideoGame/BioShock2''

->''"Hey, kids! Did you know what your mommies and daddies gave up so your family could live in Opportunity? Literally nothing! Your family is paid to be here -- I'm the one who feeds and protects everyone. Remember: we should all love our parents, but love me more."''
-->-- '''Handsome Jack''', ''VideoGame/Borderlands2''

->''"ForTheGreaterGood... MY greater good!"''
-->-- '''ComicBook/LexLuthor''', ''VideoGame/DCUniverseOnline''

->''"So, everything is gone. Your stuff. My stuff. Most importantly: MY STUFF."''
-->-- '''Cayde-6''', ''VideoGame/Destiny2 - "Rally the Troops" trailer''

->''"Can't you stop talking about yourself for one second, Alex?"''
-->-- '''Jenna''', ''VideoGame/GoldenSunTheLostAge''

->'''Trevor:''' I - eh - spoke to Franklin.\\
'''Michael:''' ''Why?''\\
'''Trevor:''' Unlike you, he hears that his homie's having trouble, right? And he has no problem coming to help.\\
'''Michael:''' So you're ensuring that we lie low... out here... by calling LS and inviting a known accomplice of ours to come out here what... for a little visit?\\
'''Trevor:''' '''That''' is so '''fucking''' typical of you. So typical. You don't even ask about the trouble. You instantly think about yourself.\\
[Beat]\\
'''Michael:''' [[JerkassRealization You're right... I did do that.]] I apologize.
-->-- ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV''

->''Welcome to the League of Draven.''
-->-- '''Draven''', ''VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends''

->'''Nunu:''' [[RobotBuddy W.I.L.L.U.M.P.]] is my best friend!\\
'''W.I.L.L.U.M.P.:''' I am the best at everything.
-->-- ''VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends''

->''All me! ... and maybe those other guys. Whatever.''
-->-- '''Draven''', ''VideoGame/LegendsOfRuneterra''

->''"[[CorruptPolitician Typical politician]]. Big promises, but all talk. 'Jump-start the economy?' What a load of bullshit! All you care about is lining your own pockets. That, and your approval ratings. You've got no principles, just like all the rest. If America's gone to shit, you're just another maggot crawling in the pile!"''
-->-- '''Raiden''', ''VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance''

->''"No, no, NO! The star of the show isn't Mario, you uncultured hacks! [[IncomingHam The REAL superstar... is MEEEEE!!]]"''
-->-- '''[[PrimaDonnaDirector Rubber Band]]''', ''VideoGame/PaperMarioTheOrigamiKing''

->''"There is no need for thieves in my mighty country... Only myself and the ones who revere me are needed."''
-->-- '''Shadow Shido''', ''VideoGame/Persona5''

->''"There are only three people I look out for: Me, Myself and I."''
-->-- '''Damon Gant''', ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney'', Case 1-5: "Rise from the Ashes"

->''"Are you giving me orders?! Me, the great director of the Cosmos Space Center?! GAAAAAGH! But the cosmos revolves around meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"''
-->-- '''Yuri Cosmos''', ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyDualDestinies'', Case 5-4: "The Cosmic Turnabout"

->'''Lillie:''' You always do that... It's just like it was back at Aether Paradise... Only thinking of yourself and what you want...\\
'''Lusamine:''' What...? And why shouldn't I!
-->-- ''VideoGame/PokemonSunAndMoon''

->''"All I wanted to do was make everything better, for me. All you had to do was to solve a couple hundred simple tests for a few years... [[SuddenlyShouting AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN LET ME HAVE THAT]], COULD YOU?!"''
-->-- '''SelfDemonstrating/{{Wheatley}}''', ''VideoGame/Portal2''

->''"Lights, camera, me!"''
-->-- '''Luminous''''s summoning quote, ''[[VideoGame/{{Skylanders}} Skylanders: Trap Team]]''

->'''Starscream:''' Ugh! These Crystal Guardians should have stayed in the past where they belong!\\
'''Shockwave:''' You are not the only one having problems, Starscream.\\
'''Starscream:''' I'm the only one whose problems are of any significance!
-->-- ''VideoGame/TransformersRiseOfTheDarkSpark''

->''"It is from me that all life is born. It lives only for me. And it shall be returned!"''
-->-- '''Zanza''', ''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles1''

->''"If the Architect did send Blades down to this world, it was for my sake. To find and raise cores containing more powerful, wondrous, unparalleled data."''
-->-- '''Amalthus''', ''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles2''

->''"All the cores, all the Architect's words... belong to me!"''
-->-- '''Amalthus''', ''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles2''

->''An independent mercenary who snuck onto Rubicon hoping to get rich quick, taking advantage of the chaos brought about by the extraplanetary corporations' forays.\\
Under Nosaac's "economic theory," the funds of others are but extensions of his own resources. Thus he continues to take on debt [[ForgotToPayTheBill with no intention of repayment]], as in his eyes, the money was his anyway. This does have the benefit of allowing him to buy the latest in corporate technology as soon as it hits the market; he considers the power of his AC an asset to his credit score.''
-->-- '''Nosaac's''' Arena profile, ''VideoGame/ArmoredCoreVIFiresOfRubicon''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]
->'''Black Mage:''' If you think about it, '''I'm''' the victim here.\\
'''Thief:''' How?\\
'''Black Mage:''' '''I''' didn't get what '''I''' wanted.
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->''"He's got a picture of himself labeled, "ME"... Now there's so many things wrong with this, I don't even know where to begin."''
-->-- ''WebVideo/JonTron'', "Anti-Drug Games" on VideoGame/{{Narc}}

->'''Neymar:''' Wow, you guys are, like, really ungrateful.\\
'''Edinson Cavani:''' Are you being serious?\\
'''Neymar:''' Have you even thanked me once for taking all the penalties for you over the past two years?\\
'''Edinson Cavani:''' I ''want'' to take the penalties! See, this is the thing - you're only worried about what Neymar wants! You don't care about the team!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{The Champions|2018}}''

->''"The moment is so fleeting\\
But our talent is so vast\\
The so-called stars are hopelessly outclassed"''
-->-- ''WebVideo/CommentaryTheMusical'', "All About Me"

->''"A man with less self-reflection than Dracula. A man so geocentrically self-centered, he thinks the sun is a stage light constantly searching for his best side. A man so lacking in self-awareness, he's invisible to Zen Buddhists. A man who pushed the limits of assholing harder than Goatse. May I present:'' [[Creator/ShiaLaBeouf Homo Shia.]]''"''
-->--''Website/{{Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/why-shia-labeouf-hollywoods-new-king-jerks/#ixzz2r5U8aFwT "Why Shia LaBeouf is Hollywood's Latest King of Jerks"]]

->'''Geminiman:''' You mean I'm stuck like this for another hour? This is the worse thing to ever happen to anyone!\\
'''Mr L:''' Geminiman, it's not a big deal.\\
'''Geminiman:''' Not a big deal? NOT A BIG DEAL!? I am SUFFERING here!\\
'''Mr L:''' It's not all about you. \\
'''Geminiman:''' Of course it's all about me. Have you seen me? I'm me!
-->--''Webcomic/LsEmpire''

->'''Evelyn:''' Belle... does Lucks hate me?
->'''Belle:''' ''[sighs]'' Seeing as how he's about to bring you into the main line-up, I would doubt it.
->'''Evelyn:''' Then why doesn't he give ''me'' exhibition matches, like he does to that... '''''[[SuddenlyShouting blue-haired science expirement?!?]]'''''
-->--''WebAnimation/MetaRunner''

->''"I think that's half your problem, T -- you always think everything that happens is about YOU!"''
-->-- '''Julio Scoundrél''' (to Tarquin), ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->'''Patton:''' ''Look, the main point I wanted to get to is that you should try to make them feel special. Don't talk about yourself so much and make sure they feel heard''.
->'''Roman:''' ''[horrified expression, mumbling with a trembling voice]'' ''Not... talk about... me...''?
-->--''WebVideo/SandersSides''

->'''Noah:''' You can't defeat me, because I possess the person you care more about than anyone else in the world!\\
'''Kaiba:''' Unless you've somehow kidnapped me without my knowledge, I think that's impossible.
-->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

->''"In seeing the world, I began to realize one continuous truth: everyone else is worthless, petty, frustrating, self-obsessed, and weak."''
-->-- '''[[TheArchmage Halas Lutagran]]''', ''WebVideo/CriticalRole'', "The Neverending Day"

->''"I can't believe how self centered you are. I guess we should have known with all the main character ranting."''
-->-- '''A Twitch donation''' (to WebVideo/DougDoug while he's trying to complete a challenge without saying any words that relate to himself such as I, Me, Myself or Doug), [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bNdqMNWslk ''I let an A.I. decide my next GTA 5 video'']]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]
->'''Cheese:''' But ''I'' don't have birthday like y'all do, so this is ''my'' one day to celebrate myself!\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Dog:''' Cheese, you celebrate yourself ''every day'' of the year!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BoyGirlDogCatMouseCheese'', "The Cheese Ball"

->'''Woody:''' So, we're stuck done here [in this underground bunker] for the rest of our ''[[SuddenlyShouting lives]]''?!\\
'''Malloy:''' At least you're old and near death. Think of me.
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Brickleberry}}'', "Aparkalypse ''[sic]''"

->'''[[{{Satan}} The Devil]]:''' I'm impressed with how fantastically I'm running this ''whole'' operation. In fact, I think I deserve ''[[RhymesOnADime a celebration]]''! ''[he makes party stuff appear, one of which being a banner saying "CONGRATS DEVIL".]'' Attention everyone, we're having our most productive year in a millennium. All thanks to ''my'' hard work and dedication.\\
'''Minion #1:''' What's he talking about?\\
'''Minion #2:''' I don't know but we [[BadBoss haven't had a break in 3,000 years]] so just go with it.\\
'''The Devil:''' So, let's all raise a glass ''to me''!
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheCupheadShow'', [[Recap/TheCupheadShowS1E8SweaterOffDead "Sweater Off Dead"]]

->'''Dan:''' ''[while stealing a mummy's artifacts]'' Hold these.\\
'''Chris:''' Why!?\\
'''Dan:''' Because if I get caught with them, I'll go to jail.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DanVs''

->''"Is there any way this 'collapse of civilization' thing could affect me personally?"''
-->-- '''PointyHairedBoss''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Dilbert}}'', "[=Y2K=]"

->''His friends are loyal! It's royal!\\
They'll help against the foil!''\\\
'''Kuzco:''' "Friends"? I thought this was all about me.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewSchool'' ThemeTune

->Hi, I'm Creator/JuliaRoberts. You know, a lot of people died in the tsunami. But don't worry, ''I'' didn't, and I'll be here to entertain you and love my life for many, many years to come. Meee. ''Meee.'' ''MEEEEE AH HAHAHAHAHA!''
-->-- '''Julia Roberts''', ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->'''Fry:''' Bender, this has nothing to do with you!\\
'''Bender:''' That's impossible!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "[[Recap/FuturamaS4E7JurassicBark Jurassic Bark]]"

->''"Hego, can we focus here? [-ON ME-]!"''
-->-- '''[[MeaningfulName Me]]go''', ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible''

->'''[[WesternAnimation/BugsBunny Bugs]]:''' Find a different best friend to go on that show.[[note]]He's referring to a game show (''Besties'') which involves two best friends answering questions about each other.[[/note]]\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck Daffy]]:''' But I need you. I prize prizes above all else. This is my shot at finally winning something. I'll do anything!\\
'''Bugs:''' Even if it means focusing on someone other than yourself for more than two minutes?\\
'''Daffy:''' That sounds awful.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLooneyTunesShow'', "[[Recap/TheLooneyTunesShowS1E1BestFriends Best Friends]]"

->'''Gearhead:''' [[EtTuBrute I'm sorry, Rick.]] The reward on your head is too high. And like you always say, you gotta look for number one.\\
'''Rick:''' Number one is ''me'', asshole!
-->--''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'', "Mortynight Run"

->'''[[SecretIdentity The Coon]]:''' It's not my fault [[SelfServingMemory you guys turned evil]], Kenny.\\
'''Mysterion:''' You are the bad guy, Cartman. You!\\
'''The Coon:''' I'm making the world a better place!\\
'''Mysterion:''' ''[[KirkSummation FOR YOU!]]'' You're making it a better place ''for you!''\\
'''The Coon:''' ''[{{Beat}}]'' [[ShutUpKirk Riiight]]. [[EvilCannotComprehendGood That's what superheroes do.]]
-->--''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

->'''Malina:''' Is it too much to ask that for once the focus isn't entirely on you?\\
'''Kuzco:''' Silly Malina. Asking questions you already know the answer to.
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewSchool''

->'''Robotnik:''' I want my monument finished in time for Robotnik Day!\\
'''Grounder:''' Ooh, I didn't know there was a Robotnik Day.\\
'''Robotnik:''' Of ''COURSE'' there's a Robotnik Day! I just declared it one minute ago, in honor of myself!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''

->'''Galvatron[[note]] a future version of Megatron transformed by Unicron[[/note]]:''' I am the property of a powerful being, older than recorded history, a devourer or worlds who sees my every move.\\
'''Megatron:''' [[GodofEvil Unicron]].\\
'''Galvatron:''' If I so much as ''look'' at the Allspark, his torture will be swift and brutal. And since you are no slave, ''yet'', you are free...\\
'''Megatron:''' To seize the Allspark and use it to destroy...my future master. [[EvenEvilHasStandards But...it is meant to revitalize Cybertron! If we use it to destroy Unicron, what happens to the planet?]]\\
'''Galvatron:''' Ah, who cares? This is about ''[[FutureMeScaresMe me]]'', which makes it about '''you!'''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TransformersWarForCybertronTrilogy''

->"''No one, and I mean '''no one''' can ever know about this! It'll be the the end of you; it'll be the end of me. And '''worst''' of all, it'll be the end of '''me'''!''"
-->-- '''Mr. Krabs''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS3E4NastyPattyIdiotBox Nasty Patty]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Real Life]]
->''"The swine who [[RightHandAttackDog stole my dog]] doesn't realize what he did to me!"''
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler'''

->''"A man content to go to heaven alone will never go to heaven."''
-->--'''Creator/{{Boethius}}'''

->''"Tis not unreasonable for me to prefer the destruction of the whole world to the scratching of my finger."''
-->--'''David Hume''', ''A Treatise of Human Nature''

->''"Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves."''
-->--'''Gene Fowler '''

->''"The definition of the true savage does not concern itself even with how much more he hurts strangers or captives than do the other tribes of men. The definition of the true savage is that [[MoralMyopia he laughs when he hurts you; and howls when you hurt him.]]"''
-->-- '''Creator/GKChesterton'''

->''"L'etat c'est moi. (I am the State.)"''
-->--'''Louis XIV'''

->'''[[Creator/GavinFree Gavin:]]''' Do you know why I won't drive? Because, as a foreign person in this country, I can very easily get deported if I break the law. They'll just be like, "Get out", and I'll be like, "Aw". Every day of the year, I have absolutely zero chance of harming anyone with anything I do. I will never hurt anyone. [...] If I drive, I could very easily crash into a car or accidentally run someone over. If you got distracted and mowed down, like, a family, you're in trouble! That's ruined it!\\
'''Gus:''' You are, you are in trouble.\\
'''Gavin:''' I can't mow down anyone in the passenger seat. I can ''try'', but I won't.\\
'''Burnie:''' I like Gavin's logic here. It's like, "Wow, I just ran over a family of four; I might have to go home."\\
'''Gavin:''' How did that become-?!\\
'''Gus:''' "Now I have to leave the country because they ''died''."\\
'''Gavin:''' Obviously I'd be horrified at the four people I've mowed down-\\
'''Burnie:''' If we had not challenged you, would you ever have said, "Well, first of all, I'm horrified that I killed the four people"?\\
'''Gavin:''' I felt like that was a given! How did you turn that around on me being a piece of shit? "''Ga-dunk, ga-dunk'', oops, [[SkewedPriorities better look for flights immediately!]]" How do you turn that around?!\\
'''Burnie:''' That's the way you presented it!\\
'''Gus:''' I would actually imagine you'd do this: You run over four people, ''ga-dunk, ga-dunk, ga-dunk'', and then you go, "[[NoSympathy Well, great!]]"
-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MJ_plZ2aKk Gavin's Driving Dilemma - Minimations: Straight Outta RT]]''

->''""Is your freedom more important than my safety?!"\\\
I don't know you, my lunch is more important to me than you are."''
-->-- '''Creator/KevinSorbo'''
[[/folder]]

%%[[folder:Unidentified]]
%%->''"A [[BigFriendlyDog dog]] will do [[UndyingLoyalty anything it can to please you]]. A cat will do [[CatsAreMean everything it can to please itself]]."''
%%-->-- '''Anon'''
%%
%%->''"Hey there, Tony Stark, AKA "Iron Man"! I'm here to tell you all about [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3 Marvel Vs Capcom]] '''[[{{Pun}} Me]]'''."''
%%-->-- '''Tony Stark''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRyLDZ8VHmo Marvel Versus Capcom 3 - Iron man]]''
%%[[/folder]]
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