->''"It's my hobby. The thing I use to break the monotony of waiting for death is spreading misery by ruining the material goods of others. I enjoy it, and I do not understand why you do not sympathize, for my role is destroyer just as yours is to be destroyed."''
-->--'''[[{{Crankshaft}} Ed Crankshaft]]''' (as interpreted [[http://comicsalliance.com/funkywatch-april-2014-most-depressing-funky-winkerbean-and-crankshaft-strips/ Chris Sims]])

->'''Alan''' : We can't be friends anymore. When we get together, bad things happen and people get hurt.\\
'''Mr. Chow''': ''(dismayed)'' Yeah, but that's the point. It's funny.
-->--'''''TheHangover Part 3'''''

->'''First Aid''': I wonít betray the Autobots.\\
'''Vortex''': Oh, you donít have to. You have the honor of being the core of a new device that will harness your living energy into a weapon that will bring the end of the Autobots once and for all, and usher in a new era of Decepticon rule!\\
'''First Aid''': You canít be serious]]!\\
'''Vortex''': ''[{{beat}}] No, youíre right, [[ILied Iím not]]. Iím really just doing [[ColdBloodedTorture this]] for the fun of it.
--> --'''[[TheMedic First Aid]]''' and '''[[TortureTechnician Vortex]]''', [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4742365/1/A-Rock-and-a-Hard-Place A Rock and a Hard Place]]

->'''Bob:''' Why, Megabyte? Why do this?
->'''Megabyte:''' ItAmusedMe.
-->-- ''{{Reboot}}''

->'''Angie''': (On Benny purposely trying to causing her entire marriage to fall apart) ''Why would you do that?''
->'''Benny''': ''I was bored.''
-->-- ''TheGeorgeLopezShow''

->''"But what were Voldemort's supporters -" Harry began. Everybody flinched - like most of the wizarding world, the Weasleys always avoided saying Voldemort's name. "Sorry," said Harry quickly. "What were You-Know-Who's supporters up to, levitating Muggles? I mean, what was the point?"''
->''"The point?" said Mr. Weasley, with a hollow laugh. "Harry, that's their idea of fun. Half the Muggle killings back when You-Know-Who was in power were done for fun. I suppose they had a few drinks tonight and couldn't resist reminding us that all lots of them are still at large. A nice little reunion for them."''
-->-- ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire''

->''Wow.... Some people are upset....why devon.?? Why? Lol lol lol...that's why . Oooo... almost forgot testify lol''
-->-- '''[[Wrestling/TheDudleyBoys Devon]]''' via his Twitter account.

->'''Mal''': Why the act? All the seduction games, the dancin' about folk? There has to be an easier way to steal.
->'''Saffron''': You're assuming the payoff is the point.
-->--''{{Firefly}}'', "Our Mrs. Reynolds"

->'''Sherlock Holmes''': "Why are you doing this?"
->[[spoiler:'''Jim Moriarty''']]: "Why does anyone do anything? ''I'm bored!''"
-->-- ''Series/{{Sherlock}}''

->"Sokolov believes that there are specific words and acts that can compel me to appear before him. He searches old temples in Pandyssia and ruined subbasements in the Flooded district. He performs disgusting rituals beneath the Old Abbey. But if he really wants to see me, he could start by being a bit more interesting."
-->-- The Outsider, Dishonored

->'''Potter''': I apologize for this, gentlemen. Can you imagine that idiot thinking we were a spy ring?\\
''[Winchester laughs softly]''\\
'''Hawkeye''': Charles, did you have something to do with this?\\
'''Winchester''': Of course not, wouldn't waste my time...unless I could get a good laugh out of it. ''[starts laughing uproariously]''
-->--''Series/{{Mash}}, "Rally 'Round The Flagg, Boys"''

->"I stepped aboveground for some other business, when I suddenly had the thought to entertain myself by seeing the face of an aristocrat whoíd just found out that his own son was an arsonist. Nothing more, nothing less."
-->-- '''Fermet''', ''LightNovel/{{Baccano}}! 1711 - Whitesmile''