->''Coin-operated self-destruct? Not one of my better ideas.''
-->-- '''Plankton,''' ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "Imitation Krabs"

->'''Pogo Blah 1:''' Oops! I accidentally pressed the H-Bomb button!\\
'''Pogo Blah 2:''' Wait, why the hell would there just happen to be an H-Bomb—\\
[nuclear explosion]
-->-- ''WebAnimation/TheDementedCartoonMovie''

->''A heater!? Who puts a HEATER in an ICE CREAM FACTORY?!''
-->-- '''The Delightful Children from Down the Lane,''' ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor'', “Operation I-SCREAM”

->''Idiots! Don't let them near the glowing red weak point! [{{Beat}}] Why does it even ''HAVE'' a weak point? Couldn't you put a cover on it?''
-->--'''Skullmageddon''' when his giant tank is deployed, ''VideoGame/DoubleDragonNeon''

->''Why even have a self-destruct button on your airship?! That's just bad engineering!''
-->--'''Huey,''' ''VideoGame/PaperMarioColorSplash''

->''Hey all, Scott here, and consider yourself not Scott, because you could never be as desperate as I am right now. I was looking up houses for sale, and decided it was time for my weekly ponder sesh about how I'll never own a house. 'Course, my elbow was on the "Buy House" key on the keyboard the whole time. [{{Beat}}]'' I bought f*cking twenty of 'em!
-->--'''WebVideo/ScottTheWoz''', "Get Rich Quick!"
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